[Brother John]

Re: Get to know me first!

It's Homo sapiens.
No one cares about your Harry Potter mumbo-jumbo or where you went, by the way.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Get to know me first!

"lezbianic courtship"?!?! What the heck?? You disgusting, vile, perversed, sexist, sad excuse of a homosapien. Can't two females converse? Without you jumping to ridiculous conclusions?!

How dare you judge us. The fact is the board is not pervet's pick up place.

I was in FL last summer, I'd an awesome time. I got over my fear of roller coasters! At last! As for Harry Potter, there are just too many possibilities! A main character dies, and we're "either going to love the ending or hate it", according to JK Rowling!!

How does it matter? All the characters end up burning in Hell.

[Born-Again Atheist]

Re: Get to know me first!

Aah, you know what the great Mark Twain had to say about the after life- "go to heaven for the climate, hell for the comany."

Hmm, fictional characters in a fictional place, sounds fitting.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Get to know me first!

"lezbianic courtship"?!?! What the heck?? You disgusting, vile, perversed, sexist, sad excuse of a homosapien. Can't two females converse? Without you jumping to ridiculous conclusions?!


I was in FL last summer, I'd an awesome time. I got over my fear of roller coasters! At last! As for Harry Potter, there are just too many possibilities! A main character dies, and we're "either going to love the ending or hate it", according to JK Rowling!!

The word you are groping for is "perverted".

It's clear, my friend, that the demons of mean-spiritedness and ill-temper have you in a half-Nelson. Do you realise that Jesus; and only Jesus; can cure you of your anger and despair? It's true BAA, try it. Fling yourself on your knees and beg the Lord for forgiveness -- allow him into your heart and accept Him as your personal Saviour© and start a tithing regimen with Landover. The result, BAA, will be a peace and a calm that you have never hitherto experienced. All your doubts, angers, fears, your chronic ill-temper and depression, and your lusting after unnatural relations with members of your own gender will be things of the past. Yes, accepting Jesus as your Saviour© and giving your life over to him will this affect. It will also guarantee you eternal live in Heaven rather than eternal torment in Hell. Surely the choice is simple, BAA?

[Born-Again Atheist]

Re: Get to know me first!

The word you are groping for is "perverted".

It's clear, my friend, that the demons of mean-spiritedness and ill-temper have you in a half-Nelson. Do you realise that Jesus; and only Jesus; can cure you of your anger and despair? It's true BAA, try it. Fling yourself on your knees and beg the Lord for forgiveness -- allow him into your heart and accept Him as your personal Saviour© and start a tithing regimen with Landover. The result, BAA, will be a peace and a calm that you have never hitherto experienced. All your doubts, angers, fears, your chronic ill-temper and depression, and your lusting after unnatural relations with members of your own gender will be things of the past. Yes, accepting Jesus as your Saviour© and giving your life over to him will this affect. It will also guarantee you eternal live in Heaven rather than eternal torment in Hell. Surely the choice is simple, BAA?

I'd rather fling myself headfirst into a septic tank and drown in sewage than beg for forgiveness for something I'm not accountable for.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Get to know me first!

Aah, you know what the great Mark Twain had to say about the after life- "go to heaven for the climate, hell for the comany."

Hmm, fictional characters in a fictional place, sounds fitting.

lol

How dare you judge us. The fact is the board is not pervet's pick up place.

I think you're the one judging here, and getting perverted ideas

[Enobarbus]

Re: Get to know me first!

I'd rather fling myself headfirst into a septic tank and drown in sewage than beg for forgiveness for something I'm not accountable for.

Imagine something a thousand million times more unpleasant than being flung headfirst into a septic tank and drowning, and you will be on the way to understanding what the torments of Hell Fire will be like. But they will go on unceasingly for all eternity. Repent, BAA, repent before it is too late. Repent of your lezbianic whoredoms, your spirit of rebellion, your mocking of the Lord, and your coming here to vex and disturb we True Christians™. Your denial of God and your claims to be an atheist are all very well, BAA, but we know -- and you know -- that deep down you are not sure. Deep down you wonder if there is not a God -- a righteous God who will judge you and you are afraid -- and you are here to convince yourself he doesn't exist not to convince us. Give up the struggle, BAA, allow the Lord into your heart and feel the joy that it is to be Saved©!

Remember that we are here to help, friend! if you ever need any help with doctrine or arranging an affordable tithing regimen, just contact one of the Landover Pastors.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Get to know me first!

I'd rather fling myself headfirst into a septic tank and drown in sewage than beg for forgiveness for something I'm not accountable for.

Tough talk from little girl.. Willing to test that theory?
Don't try to mock Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Get to know me first!

I'd rather fling myself headfirst into a septic tank and drown in sewage than beg for forgiveness for something I'm not accountable for.

Being a typical drunken mick, I imagine that such experiences are common for her and her inebriated tribe.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Get to know me first!

I'd really appreciate it if no one, par I, were to change my avatar. You disrespectful, unintelligent, illogical, immature, simple, close minded, sad excuses for homosapiens. Especially not to some kid sticking their tongue out. That was pathetic. Low. Just typical.

I genuinely thought you'd chosen it. It seemed to reflect your snotty little-girl attitude quite nicely.

As for calling us your laundry list of names . . . this coming from the little girl who joins a BAPTIST CHURCH FORUM with the insulting name "Born-Again Atheist" and starts insulting God in every post? Look in the mirror, little girl. You're the reason so many people hate atheists.

You know what really ticks me off in life? Everyone's trying so hard for each religion to be accepted- christianity in particular. But where's the respect for atheism? It sickens me. As long as christians get their own way, they can belittle every other religion of the world. Even christian denominations! heck, why don't people spend more time getting christians to accept Sikhism, Islam, Judaism? How about Atheism?

Why in the world would Christians want to lie to Sikhs, Muslims, and Jews, and tell them that their way is "valid"? Why do you hate them so much that you want them all to go to Hell?

You have your views. I have mine. I believe all religions are false. (Of course, in the Buddhist religion, there is no god.) I believe that there is no god/are no gods. I'm not agnostic, deist, and I'm certainly not theist. I'm atheist. Accept that.

Then what are you doing on a Baptist Church website, insulting God?

Why should we not BAN you?

I understand that you believe your bible was written THROUGH god. My only business was putting across that god didn't actually WRITE the bible- as implied.

No, your only business is to attempt in some pathetic, whiny little-girl way to insult and mock God.

Here are some Articles from the Universal Declaration of Human Rights for you to feast your eyes upon:

<IRRELEVANT UN CRAP>

As for a tutorial on Religious Tolerance, I believe a mini-version's apparent.
"Religious Tolerance", for individuals, doesn't mean that they have to accept everyone elses views as correct, rather that this is what they believe and should be respected. It's simple.

And THIS is not the UN. This is a BAPTIST CHURCH FORUM.

The Pastors determine your rights here, not the UN. This is not a government.

Now quit your pathetic whining about how you're being "censored" or that we're not "respecting your insults to Christ"!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Get to know me first!

Have you ever been to King's Cross station? lol, I tell everyone who I know who's going to England to try to walk through the wall

Yes, I wonder what attracted you there...

After World War II the area declined from being a poor but busy industrial and distribution services district to a partially abandoned post-industrial district. By the 1980s it was notorious for prostitution and drug abuse...
The British pop music duo The Pet Shop Boys have a song featured on their 1987 album Actually named "King's Cross": the melancholy track discusses the hopelessness of the AIDS epidemic during that time and uses the King's Cross area as the "backdrop" of the story, trading on the area's associations with drug use and prostitution.

"lezbianic courtship"?!?! What the heck?? You disgusting, vile, perversed, sexist, sad excuse of a homosapien. Can't two females converse? Without you jumping to ridiculous conclusions?!

Conversing is one thing; conversing about Harry Potter is another. Where's that awful little Lunadea witch thing? I'm sure I can remember having to put her on moderation for babbling about how HP had turned her lesbian.

[Born-Again Atheist]

Re: Get to know me first!

I'll leave the forum if that's what you want. No problem. Some bunch of christian apologists though.

Try reading Harry Potter before you go acusing it of including references to prostitution and drug abuse.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Get to know me first!

I'll leave the forum if that's what you want. No problem. Some bunch of christian apologists though.

Try reading Harry Potter before you go acusing it of including references to prostitution and drug abuse.

Where did you ever get the idea that we were "Christian apologists"?!

Do you even know the meaning of the insult you have just flung at us? (Which we can add to the ever-growing list of profanities and insults from your vulgar little mouth . . .)

[Born-Again Atheist]

Re: Get to know me first!

My sincere apologies. It's just that when I was a christian, I was a christian apologist-- as in, I defended the christian faith-- against people like me now, ironically.

Most evangelists are apologists. Tee hee, I loved apologetics. Anyways, not any more. lol.

[Born-Again Atheist]

Re: Get to know me first!

What's wrong with defending something you believe in? Whether you wanted to be a christian apologetic or not, you kinda have been with me hanging around here.