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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #76
    Re: Get to know me first!

    Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
    ...I really wanna play the skin flute now, thanks for the inspiration there.... Just realised I forgot to mention I can also play clarinet (I always forget one! lol)...
    Listen up, you little over-starched potato eating blasphemous Irish tart, your posts are getting about as tiresome as that repetitious Irish penny whistle flute (which plays in only one key) music your country is known for. And that’s not to mention the ponderous clopping of the demon infested colons of homer Michael Flatley's Riverdance.

    Despite all your protestations to the contrary, I don't think you have the courage of your convictions. I think you still have a little love for Jesus in your heart. But if at the tender age of 15 you think you really know what you are doing then it is time to step up and declare your eternal damnation:

    http://www.blasphemychallenge.com/

    That's right, either put up or shut up. Post your video on YouTube and then put a link right here at Landover so that we all know you are serious. There are no excuses, do it now, and try to be a little more articulate than some of the other videos. Otherwise, go do your homework and clean up your room.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • Born-Again Atheist
      Unsaved Trash and Plagiarist. Never had an original thought in her life.
       
      • Apr 2007
      • 153

      #77
      Re: Get to know me first!

      I know all about The Blasphemy Challenge, I've full intentions of making a vid once I purchase something to make a vid with. Makes sense, right?

      The best i can do now, is type...
      I, Shannon, deny the existence of every god every society has ever believed in. Yes, that includes god the father, son and holy spirit.

      That's a heck of a lot of gods to deny the existence of. And I'm doing it.

      Don't put down the musical traditions of Ireland. They're awesome- the harp, violin, tin whistles, they're all great. I used to take Irish dancing lessons when I was a kid. I love The Riverdance. And I love playing Irish trad on my violin anytime.

      PS: my homework's all up to date and my room's tidy.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #78
        Re: Get to know me first!

        Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
        I know all about The Blasphemy Challenge, I've full intentions of making a vid once I purchase something to make a vid with. Makes sense, right?

        The best i can do now, is type...
        I, Shannon, deny the existence of every god every society has ever believed in. Yes, that includes god the father, son and holy spirit.

        That's a heck of a lot of gods to deny the existence of. And I'm doing it.
        You do realize that they every Christian, Jew and Muslim is now obligated by God's command to destroy you? Praise Jesus He will forgive you if you ask Him.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #79
          Re: Get to know me first!

          Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
          I know all about The Blasphemy Challenge, I've full intentions of making a vid once I purchase something to make a vid with.

          The best i can do now, is type...
          I, Shannon, deny the existence of every god every society has ever believed in. Yes, that includes god the father, son and holy spirit.
          Coward. How do we know somebody else didn't type that?

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          • tommy
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2006
            • 392

            #80
            Re: Get to know me first!

            Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
            I, Shannon, deny the existence of every god every society has ever believed in. Yes, that includes god the father, son and holy spirit.
            The question is: do you have scientific evidence for your claims?
            Not that it matters...if you're happy being an atheist than be an atheist. Sadly, it comes with eternal hellfire but that's obvious, isn't it.
            The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
            Exodus 15:3

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            • Born-Again Atheist
              Unsaved Trash and Plagiarist. Never had an original thought in her life.
               
              • Apr 2007
              • 153

              #81
              Re: Get to know me first!

              Haha. You don't know.

              You know I had my own doubts about becoming an atheist. Fear of hell was a major concern-

              I thought:
              If I die a christian and turn out to be right- well then, eternal bliss. And if I'm wrong- doesn't matter. I've just wasted A LOT of time worshipping nothing and praying to the air.
              If I die an atheist and turn out to be wrong- it's eternal torture. And if I'm wrong- nothing.

              When Bertrand Russell was asked if there turned out to be a god, and on his judgement day he was asked why he didn't believe- he said he would say, "Not enough evidence, god, not enough evidence". Haha, I agree.

              Anyways. If entry to the kingdom only required believing, I could sure do that. But why would such an intelligent being only want me to believe in him? Wouldn't he want me to do something about it?

              Next I thought: What if christianity isn't the right religion. What if I'm faced with Baal furiously asking me why I opted for his rival Yahweh?

              I'll stick with atheism.

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              • Born-Again Atheist
                Unsaved Trash and Plagiarist. Never had an original thought in her life.
                 
                • Apr 2007
                • 153

                #82
                Re: Get to know me first!

                Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
                If I die an atheist and turn out to be wrong- it's eternal torture. And if I'm wrong- nothing.
                I MEANT: And if I'm right- nothing.

                Whoops!

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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729

                  #83
                  Re: Get to know me first!

                  Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
                  What's wrong with defending something you believe in? Whether you wanted to be a christian apologetic or not, you kinda have been with me hanging around here.
                  Christian apologetics are meant, however, to argue that Christianity is reasonable and in accordance with the evidence that can be examined, analogous to the use of the term in the Apology of Socrates, written by Plato.
                  Christianity is a religion of FAITH, like any other religion. "Examinable evidence" is only as trustworthy as our human senses, as modified by how our brains interpret what we sense.

                  God's Truth is far beyond evidence, and God's Word is beyond interpretation.

                  We do not defend Christianity. Christianity requires no defense.

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                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932

                    #84
                    Re: Get to know me first!

                    Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
                    I thought:
                    If I die a christian and turn out to be right- well then, eternal bliss. And if I'm wrong- doesn't matter.
                    If I die an atheist and turn out to be wrong- it's eternal torture. And if I'm wrong- nothing.
                    Ok let me get this straight; I understand that if you live your life as an atheist and you're right that it won't matter either way whether you lived your life as a Christian or not. Gotcha.

                    But in the "If Jesus exists" scenario, you can have either eternal bliss with Jesus; or anal sex with satan...and you made the choice to take your chances on hell. Which I really don't understand coming from somebody who claims to be intelligent. If believing is all that is required, why would you risk such a thing? Do you want to be gang raped by demons?

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                    • tommy
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 392

                      #85
                      Re: Get to know me first!

                      Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
                      Anyways. If entry to the kingdom only required believing, I could sure do that. But why would such an intelligent being only want me to believe in him? Wouldn't he want me to do something about it?
                      You're finally getting it. God loves faith but He also wants you to live according to his Word and tithe to his earthly representative the Landover Baptist Church.
                      Last edited by tommy; 04-10-2007, 10:53 PM.
                      The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                      Exodus 15:3

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                      • SinisterPizza
                        Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
                        Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
                        Forum Member
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 273

                        #86
                        Re: Get to know me first!

                        Kings cross? naw, it was this http://farm1.static.flickr.com/19/23...9fb642.jpg?v=0 that attracts me to it

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                        • Born-Again Atheist
                          Unsaved Trash and Plagiarist. Never had an original thought in her life.
                           
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 153

                          #87
                          Re: Get to know me first!

                          AGAIN, I'd really really really apperciate it that WHOEVER keeps giving me stupid avatars would STOP. If you're so intent on giving me an avatar, look, here's me, shrink the photo down.



                          You've NO IDEA how irritating it is to have someone mess with your avatar, ESPECIALLY when it's been a kid sticking their tongue out, and some freak dressed up as a leprechaun. STOP IT!

                          Christianity needs a lot of defense, it's falling apart at the seams as our knowledge advances. Or, err, as people use their common sense...

                          I don't want to turn to a religion based on fear. It WOULD confirm my belief that all religions are based on fear, though. Meh. If there's a religion for me- it's Pastifari!! Yay!! Joke.

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                          • OnYourKnees
                            On Extended Furlough
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 4729

                            #88
                            Re: Get to know me first!

                            Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
                            Christianity needs a lot of defense
                            against the advancing Muslim hordes?

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                            • Born-Again Atheist
                              Unsaved Trash and Plagiarist. Never had an original thought in her life.
                               
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 153

                              #89
                              Re: Get to know me first!

                              Against whatever you see a threat. And if that's Islam, well there then. Go defend your religion. Your god.

                              But Islam holds many of the same beliefs as christianity. They both believe in one god ([2.163] And your God is one God! there is no god but He; He is the Beneficent, the Merciful.). They both believe in a heaven and a hell (or words to the effect). The Koran also teaches of Jesus. Be open minded.

                              But the belief that all religious people share is the belief that THEIR religion is true.

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #90
                                Re: Get to know me first!

                                Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
                                But the belief that all religious people share is the belief that THEIR religion is true.
                                Yes friend but God says only Christianity is THE TRUTH(tm), therefore we Christians must destory those other, false religions out of our love for God.
                                If the Muslims truely loved God they would let us destory them.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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