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  • Stevie
    Forum Member, Hatemonger
    • Jul 2009
    • 46
    #1

    Please allow me to introduce myself

    Hello, my name is Steve. I come in peace. I am an atheist, I'm well aware of what you think of me so please refrain from telling me. I will answer your questions as best I can and I'd like to ask questions of you good people and get truthful answers in return. I have respect for the Baptist community because, I believe if there is indeed a God that you folks have it right. I feel religion is an all or nothing thing. If the bible is the Word of God, how can some religions choice to ignore some of it? I look forward to a long and prosperous relationship with all of you.
    Your friendly Atheist scum.
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    • 4HisGlory
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 46
      #2
      Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

      I have a few questions if I can ask them without you cursing me?

      Why do you hate God?
      When you're having gay sex, do you give or recieve?
      Were you raped by a Catholic priest and that's why you're atheist?
      How do you find meaning in life without His Word?
      Is there anything I can do to get you to stop your evil ways and love God?
      I have more questions but, I'm afraid you'll hurt my family!
      38 John said to him, "Teacher, we saw someone driving out demons in your name, and we tried to prevent him because he does not follow us."
      39 Jesus replied, "Do not prevent him. There is no one who performs a mighty deed in my name who can at the same time speak ill of me.
      40 For whoever is not against us is for us. Mark 9:38-40.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449
          #3
          Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

          I bet you are a man of wealth and taste too, right?

          Your subliminal reference to Satan has not excaped our attention, friend.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Option ф
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Aug 2009
              • 6
              #4
              Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

              Thank-you for drawing attention to his sneaky trick Mr. Director!

              Your vigilance helps protect us from such serpentine fourberie.

              but, why call him "friend"?
              “Whatever withdraws us from the power of our senses: whatever makes the past, the distant, or the future predominate over the present, advances us in the dignity of thinking beings”
              (Dr. Johnson 1709-1784)

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                • David Goldman
                  (not a Jew)
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 700
                  #5
                  Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

                  Originally posted by Option ф View Post
                  but, why call him "friend"?
                  We try to be polite, even while rebuking. It is like addressing an opposition member in parliament as "my esteemed colleague" while really thinking "you mongoloid son of a whore".

                  Sometime the Holy Spirit inspires us to use the stick, and other times the carrot.
                  _
                  _
                  Proverbs 27:17
                  Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                  Romans 1:20
                  For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                  2 Timothy 2:15
                  Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22895
                      #6
                      Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

                      Originally posted by Stevie View Post
                      [...] I feel religion is an all or nothing thing. If the bible is the Word of God, how can some religions choice to ignore some of it?
                      Strangely for one so steeped in evil, this is a good question. Landover asks this question at least 100 times a day as the congregation reply to the false Christian. The answer is, as far as I can see, that false Christians are lilly-livered cowards torn between demoncrat induced guilt and a feeling that they are really "in God's image".

                      The flaccid faith of the false Christian is merely enough to get them attacked by immoral abominations such as yourself (no offense). Did not God say,                                             Re:3:16: So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

                      Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
                      Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
                      I look forward to a long and prosperous relationship with all of you.
                      Don't count on it unless you change your ways and accept Jesus.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Option ф
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 6
                          #7
                          Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

                          Thank-you for the explanation Professor (not a Jew) Goldman.
                          I envy your students.
                          “Whatever withdraws us from the power of our senses: whatever makes the past, the distant, or the future predominate over the present, advances us in the dignity of thinking beings”
                          (Dr. Johnson 1709-1784)

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                            • Stevie
                              Forum Member, Hatemonger
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 46
                              #8
                              Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

                              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                              I bet you are a man of wealth and taste too, right?

                              Your subliminal reference to Satan has not excaped our attention, friend.
                              Taste I guess is an objective thing. Wealth however I am lacking in. Unless you count the love of my friends and family. In that case I'm rich beyond any man's dreams.

                              Originally posted by Option ф View Post
                              Thank-you for drawing attention to his sneaky trick Mr. Director!

                              Your vigilance helps protect us from such serpentine fourberie.

                              but, why call him "friend"?
                              Civility in all situations is a good thing. I call everyone a friend until they prove me wrong. Even then, I'm still civil to them.
                              Your friendly Atheist scum.

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