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  • Abe Sampson
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    Under Investigation
    • Sep 2009
    • 5

    #1

    Hello!

    Last week, my grandson decided he wanted to show me how to use a computer. At first I was a little bit skeptical, but I found the computer to be quite handy. So, today in church I was speaking with the pastor about computers, and he recommended I go onto a search engine and look up Landover Baptist Church, and I am really glad that I did!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by Abe Sampson View Post
    Last week, my grandson decided he wanted to show me how to use a computer. At first I was a little bit skeptical, but I found the computer to be quite handy. So, today in church I was speaking with the pastor about computers, and he recommended I go onto a search engine and look up Landover Baptist Church, and I am really glad that I did!
    Well praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum, old timer! Please tell us about your church, your family and the path you walked to find Christ's love.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Abe Sampson
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      Under Investigation
      • Sep 2009
      • 5

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      I attend the Bee Cave Baptist Church in Bee Cave Texas and our Pastor is Pastor Roquemore. I married my wife, Lorraine in 1955 and we have 3 children, Albert, Joesph, and Beth. Albert is a banker in Houston, Joesph is the manager of a local christian book store, and Beth is studying Law at the University of Texas. My parents tried to raise me catholic, but around age 15 a friend brought me to his church and I have been a devout christian ever since.

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3330

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Welcome Abe. Glad to see the stink of Papism hasn't diminished your love for the one true path to Jesus.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • David Goldman
          (not a Jew)
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2009
          • 700

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          How wonderful that the Holy Spirit has brought you here. Do you have a favorite Bible verse?
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          Proverbs 27:17
          Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
          Romans 1:20
          For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
          2 Timothy 2:15
          Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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          • Abe Sampson
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            Under Investigation
            • Sep 2009
            • 5

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            Personally, my favorite bible verse is:

            Matthew 4:4
            Jesus answered, "It is written: 'Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God."

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Do bees live in caves?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Abe Sampson
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                Under Investigation
                • Sep 2009
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Well I suppose they don't, unless you consider a bee hive to be a cave of sorts.

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                • Remy Lebeau
                  LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                  President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                  Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2058

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Originally posted by Abe Sampson View Post
                  Last week, my grandson decided he wanted to show me how to use a computer. At first I was a little bit skeptical, but I found the computer to be quite handy. So, today in church I was speaking with the pastor about computers, and he recommended I go onto a search engine and look up Landover Baptist Church, and I am really glad that I did!
                  You go to a church? I figured you for a yid looking at your pic. Synagogues are temples of Satan so it's good to see that you have a personal relationship with Jesus. It's always good to see another lost sheep return to the flock. What church do you go to? How long have you been Saved?
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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22931

                    #10
                    Re: Hello!

                    Abe, there are a lot of youngsters about here, you just take no never mind.

                    It's good to see a Christian of mature years:

                    1Tm:5:1: Rebuke not an elder, but intreat him as a father; and the younger men as brethren;

                    You may think the advice to look for Landover came from a man - it came from Jesus, He's sent you here for a purpose. I think you know what that purpose is, so why don't you tell us of your troubles?
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                    • Jimmy C Lombardo
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                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 218

                      #11
                      Re: Hello!

                      Howdy Mr. Sampson. As a wise old sage, I'm sure you know our Godly state better than I do. It be nice to visit Bee Cave but my money is better saved for the collection plate. Have ya visited to my hometown Glasscock?

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29457

                        #12
                        Re: Hello!

                        Welcom Abe, to Gods Favorite Forum© where open minded True Christian™ folk can discuss the Bible and timely topics affecting caring people.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Vavoline Johnson
                          Mammy
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 960

                          #13
                          Re: Hello!

                          Well, he ain't foolin me wif a name like t "Abe"! I be thinkin he jist loped off the "witz" at da end of Sampson.
                          My Joo-dar is a flashin and a beepin sumpthin fierce.
                          Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                          • Robert Hutchins
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                            • Sep 2009
                            • 210

                            #14
                            Re: Hello!

                            Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                            Well, he ain't foolin me wif a name like t "Abe"! I be thinkin he jist loped off the "witz" at da end of Sampson.
                            My Joo-dar is a flashin and a beepin sumpthin fierce.
                            I understand your concerns sister.

                            You see, Abe, we are plagued by atheist and other Damned. But I'm glad the Holy Spirit led you to learn about computers, and that it guided you here!
                            Cling to your guns and religion. "Change" is here.

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