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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29457

    #16
    Re: Hi From Tulsa!

    Originally posted by Ms. Fits View Post
    I may not know every little bit the Bible says, but I do know that you are a judgemental small man. God is bigger than you make him to be.

    Go ahead and make yourself feel good in this little walled-world that you have here, but God will judge you one day.... and it won't be good for you.

    Love,
    Ms. Fits
    I am far from small, psycholesbo. I am 6'7" at 275#, all muscle from honest work. God is bigger than anything in the universe. Are all lesbeans so thick?

    Look lady, I am not in prison, I do not have any little walls around me. I own a bit over 1,500 acres of fine farm land. God judges me every day. He shines his light upon me and endows my life with joy.

    Where do you come off judging (poorly, I might add) anyone? It is pretty obvious you have a few cats, are over weight and few friends. People like you scour the internet looking for a forum they can join and feel self important in. Well missy, this is Gods Forum, not yours. When He reviews the words of hate you have put here, he will smite you.

    2 Chronicles 19:6 (King James Version)

    And said to the judges, Take heed what ye do: for ye judge not for man, but for the LORD, who is with you in the judgment.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #17
      Re: Hi From Tulsa!

      Originally posted by Ms. Fits View Post
      That's an odd thing to say. We for sure believe in the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. I've done some research and found that even though you're called "Baptists"' you stray from God's word and don't think baptism is needed for salvation.
      Are you insane, woman? We strongly believe in full water immersion like the Word says! And to think I defended you to Pastor Zeke when he called you a lezbean!
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Ms. Fits
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Aug 2009
        • 28

        #18
        Re: Hi From Tulsa!

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        I think I see the issue here. I think her name is a play on words.
        Ms. = Lesbian
        Fits=Mental breakdown or episodes

        So it mean she has is a lesbian with severe mental problems.
        That would certainly explain her convoluted and often wrong statements along with being argumentative and insolent to a wonderful Pastor.
        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
        What is wrong with being judgemental? The Bible says that we as True Christians™ have a right to judge...

        1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

        I should also point out too, that unsaved trash like you do not have a right to judge us, as per the above quote.

        Did you get your name "Ms. Fits" because you are a fan of that Satanic homosexual glam rock group The Misfits? How can you listen to that trash and have the audacity to call yourself a Christian?

        That is a vile picture. I'm not sure what "band" you're refering to, but myself being named Ms. Fits is in no way a connection.

        How do you resolve seeming contridictions from the scripture you quoted and Math 7. Judge not lest you be judged. If I were to pick between the conflicting direction from Jesus or Paul, I would have to pick Jesus.

        If Jesus spent his life training up 12 apostles, why did he seem it needed to pick some Christian-killer (Paul) to carry on his work. I think the words of Jesus carry more weight than those of a hallucinating man on the road to Damascus.

        I really don't know all the answers... there are many scriptures that don't make sense to me.. or my 9 year-old-son when I read it to him.. I'm looking for The Truth and am hoping someone can guide me through it here... rather than push me away.

        My son had no idea why Lot's daughters slept with him... I'm still at a loss.. Maybe Lot was tired of the hamster salt-lick wife. Who can understand the mysteries of God?

        Be Gentle with Kind Love,
        Ms. Fits
        Last edited by Meek and Humble; 09-13-2009, 07:41 PM.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #19
          Re: Hi From Tulsa!

          Originally posted by Ms. Fits View Post
          I've researched this a bit and found that while the Baptists did participate in the American Restoration movement, the Church of Christ is not an offshoot per say.

          The Bible does not autherize instermental music in worship. We are told to sing spiritual songs. It is odd how people can miss that.

          When James says faith without deeds is dead... how else can you interpret it?
          But works is not the basis of salvation! Faith is. There has to be both.

          Why do you think I spent the last three days in Algodones Mexico handing out Chick Tracts? Those people need salvation and I understand the value of works.

          My folks are of the "primitive" Baptist sect, which strongly believes that if you were called, you would already be there. We don't even put signs on our Churches, but we are not absolute predestinarians!

          And yes! We allow guitar, fiddle, washboard, jug, banjo or whatever type of instrument (except drums) in our Church to praise the Lord!
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457

            #20
            Re: Hi From Tulsa!

            About Ms. Fits
            Biography seeker
            Location tulsa
            Interests beer
            Occupation computers

            You care about being a drunken slut but not God?

            Is this you?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #21
              Re: Hi From Tulsa!

              I wonder if she drinks that 3.2% swill they serve in Oklahoma?
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29457

                #22
                Re: Hi From Tulsa!

                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                I wonder if she drinks that 3.2% swill they serve in Oklahoma?
                Probably, probably a lot seeing it is her favorite thing to do instead of caring about God.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
                  True Christian™ Televangelist
                  Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622

                  #23
                  Re: Hi From Tulsa!

                  Originally posted by Ms. Fits View Post

                  How do you resolve seeming contridictions from the scripture you quoted and Math 7. Judge not lest you be judged. If I were to pick between the conflicting direction from Jesus or Paul, I would have to pick Jesus.
                  There is no contradiction. If you happen to read Matthew 7:1-5 you would see that it is a prohibition against hypocritical judging, not judging in itself! There is a huge difference. What Jesus is telling us is if you're an adulterer and you judge someone for cheating on his wife, you are guilty of hypocritical judgement. You are judging your brother's mote when you have a beam in your eye. On the other hand, if you are a True Christian(tm) and follow the Bible and have remained faithful to your wife, if you judge another person for adultery, you can do so.

                  Here is another quote of Jesus's (since you somehow think Paul can be ignored altogether).

                  John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                  So where does Jesus say not to judge at all in that preceding verse?

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #24
                    Re: Hi From Tulsa!

                    Originally posted by Ms. Fits View Post
                    That is a vile picture. I'm not sure what "band" you're refering to, but myself being named Miss Fits is in no way a connection.

                    How do you resolve seeming contridictions from the scripture you quoted and Math 7. Judge not lest you be judged. If I were to pick between the conflicting direction from Jesus or Paul, I would have to pick Jesus.

                    If Jesus spent his life training up 12 apostles, why did he seem it needed to pick some Christian-killer (Paul) to carry on his work. I think the words of Jesus carry more weight than those of a hallucinating man on the road to Damascus.

                    I really don't know all the answers... there are many scriptures that don't make sense to me.. or my 9 year-old-son when I read it to him.. I'm looking for The Truth and am hoping someone can guide me through it here... rather than push me away.

                    My son had no idea why Lot's daughters slept with him... I'm still at a loss.. Maybe Lot was tired of the hamster salt-lick wife. Who can understand the mysteries of God?

                    Be Gentle with Kind Love,
                    Ms. Fits
                    If you can't believe in talking burning bushes, unicorns, every animal on a boat, trumpets knocking down walls and talking snakes, I'm not sure we have much to discuss here!
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • Ms. Fits
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 28

                      #25
                      Re: Hi From Tulsa!

                      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                      But works is not the basis of salvation! Faith is. There has to be both.

                      Why do you think I spent the last three days in Algodones Mexico handing out Chick Tracts? Those people need salvation and I understand the value of works.

                      My folks are of the "primitive" Baptist sect, which strongly believes that if you were called, you would already be there. We don't even put signs on our Churches, but we are not absolute predestinarians!

                      And yes! We allow guitar, fiddle, washboard, jug, banjo or whatever type of instrument (except drums) in our Church to praise the Lord!
                      I too have spent time in dirty places like Mexico trying to teach God's will. You will understand the frustration we have with getting them past the catholic doctrines. My husband had several run-ins with locals that thought praying to Mother Mary was pleasing to Him.

                      I have seen a fair number of Chick Tracts but find a meaningful conversation to be more useful than a cartoon strip. Placing Chick Tracts is like spilling God's seed.

                      I have looked in my concordance, but can not find wher God's word authorizes use of guitars and other musical instruments in worship. Do you go to Church to be entertained or to worship God?

                      Kind Love,
                      Ms. Fits

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                      • Ms. Fits
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 28

                        #26
                        Re: Hi From Tulsa!

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        About Ms. Fits
                        Biography seeker
                        Location tulsa
                        Interests beer
                        Occupation computers

                        You care about being a drunken slut but not God?

                        Is this you?
                        Enjoying drink is authorized by God's word. Drunkeness it not. That is not my picture.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29457

                          #27
                          Re: Hi From Tulsa!

                          True Chistians™ like us go to Church to worship, not be entertained and drink beer.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Ms. Fits
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 28

                            #28
                            Re: Hi From Tulsa!

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            Probably, probably a lot seeing it is her favorite thing to do instead of caring about God.
                            God gave us beer. I praise God for his bounty. 3.2 bounty is ok since one can get it cold.

                            Are you jealous of God's gift or do you scorn it?

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #29
                              Re: Hi From Tulsa!

                              Originally posted by Ms. Fits View Post
                              I too have spent time in dirty places like Mexico trying to teach God's will. You will understand the frustration we have with getting them past the catholic doctrines. My husband had several run-ins with locals that thought praying to Mother Mary was pleasing to Him.
                              It is difficult to get them over it. I find the poor injun types to be the easiest to convert. You'll rarely ever get one of the almost white ones to change their heathen ways.

                              Speaking of your husband, Pastor Zeke asked you if you have his permission to be here. I suggest you answer him.

                              Originally posted by Ms. Fits View Post
                              I have seen a fair number of Chick Tracts but find a meaningful conversation to be more useful than a cartoon strip. Placing Chick Tracts is like spilling God's seed.
                              That's just disgusting and perverted. Look at what that false Christianity has done to your mind.

                              Originally posted by Ms. Fits View Post
                              I have looked in my concordance, but can not find wher God's word authorizes use of guitars and other musical instruments in worship. Do you go to Church to be entertained or to worship God?

                              Kind Love,
                              Ms. Fits
                              To worship the Lord, false christian, you can use whatever instrument you want, except the drum.

                              Here's one quick example.

                              1 Chronicles 13:8
                              David and all Israel played before God with all their might, and with singing, and with harps, and with psalteries, and with timbrels, and with cymbals, and with trumpets.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930

                                #30
                                Re: Hi From Tulsa!

                                Originally posted by Ms. Fits View Post
                                God gave us beer. I praise God for his bounty. 3.2 bounty is ok since one can get it cold.

                                Are you jealous of God's gift or do you scorn it?
                                Church of christers aren't supposed to drink, hypocrite. Convert to True Christianity™, and we'll sit down and have some suds.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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