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i've been reading the posts for a few months. would like to introduce my self to you. i'm steve . like your forum very much and decided to finally say hi! not a big poster but i enjoy the words spoken by the members and hope to one day contribute something meaning full.
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Welcome to God's favorite forum. I don't know how they teach you up in the people's republic of sasketchupon, but here in America (God favorite country!) we adhere to standard American spelling, grammar and punctuation. That includes the reasonable use of your "Shift" key.
Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What Church do you attend? How did you come to find Jesus?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Hello and welcome.Originally posted by woodman View Post
Is that a Rat you have as an Avatar? I can't quite read what the text says. I hope it is Biblical?
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A Canuckistani from Sasquatchewin with a rat as an avatar and using the name from a pediphilia film - are you one of those perverted furries?Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.Comment
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Opps sorry pastor. I was tired after work and got lazy.I'm 42 years old, and attend the Calvery Baptist Church in Regina. I have been a faithfull follower since birth. I will change the avitar since no one find a WOODCHUCK funny.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWelcome to God's favorite forum. I don't know how they teach you up in the people's republic of sasketchupon, but here in America (God favorite country!) we adhere to standard American spelling, grammar and punctuation. That includes the reasonable use of your "Shift" key.
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Friend, I'm not sure how they do it up in Soviet Canuckistan, but around here, we put a space between a period and the the first letter of the next sentence. Jesus did too (see Sermon on the Mount).Originally posted by woodman View PostComment
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Hmm... Regina... Not a nice place. Not a nice place at all. Then again there's not an awful lot that's nice in Sasquatchewan. But at least Saskastupid isn't as terrible (in terms of drugs) as Regina (although we are worse as far as crime-rates go). What was I doing? Oh yes! Welcome, WoodMan. Get out of Regina. It's not nice.This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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Hello Steve. Welcome to this Wonderful Forum.
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Hello Steve.The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory
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Welcome Steve. I hope you find what you are looking for here.
Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.Comment
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Hello back to you Angels.Originally posted by angels View PostHello Steve. Welcome to this Wonderful Forum.
So far i have found many threads to help me. Being from a small community i find it hard to engage in meaning full conversations, most of the people are heathens. Nice to be able to read of others insights into our crazy world.
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Hello Steve. You have stumbled into a surreal world of "literal Biblical interpretation" inhabited by generally illiterate souls... funny that. If you seek the truth and wisdom of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ I suggest we get you over to a nice Catholic site where you can learn the important lessons in life from the fount of all Christian goodness as designed by Jesus himself.
I understand you live in a place known for potash, hockey players and wheat farming... as well as Joni Mitchell... so it can't be all bad. If you are looking for broader horizons and a chance to engage Jesus in a meaningful and life altering fashion I cannot say enough about Montreal where we have a number of excellent Churches, Basilicas and, I am told by certain Cardinals, a rich history of hockey superiority.
The Church also has a number of outposts in your neck of the woods (so to speak... not much woods in much of your province I hear) and I can arrange for you to get some vital one on one training to help you find the glorious path to Jesus we Catholics have been beating for two thousand years.
Drop me a line here or visit any Catholic Church and just tell them Father Mo sent you... you will be warmly received and soon find yourself in good hands.
Bless you, my hewer of wood and drawer of water,
Father Mo
.A Cardinal in the making.
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Hello and welcome. Now tell us the truth, where are you really from? No made-up place names this time please.saskatchewanPosted via Prayer
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+1 - yes, if you were somewhere with a short name (like Iowa) that would be great.
The Lord's sense of humor comes through in large names:
Isa:8:3: And I went unto the prophetess; and she conceived, and bare a son. Then said the LORD to me, Call his name Mahershalalhashbaz.sigpic
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