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  • Hello LBC

    Hello everyone!

    I would like to take a moment and share my story with you all in hopes of acceptance into the True Christian™ community.

    As a child i was forced into a Catholic belief system and raised by liberal media. This was the start of my road to hell which ultimately led me to a life of poverty and crime. By my 21st birthday I was living a sinful existence in New York City moonlighting as a bartender on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. This carefree lifestyle in the hustle and bustle of the concrete jungle consisted of nightly drug induced orgies and enough alcohol to drown an elephant. It wasn't until I awoke from a heroin induced coma somewhere in Central Park in mid-December of 2006 that I realized how close to Satan I had come.

    As I stumbled home, a man educating sinners on the street corner stopped me and took me into his home, nursing me back to health over the coming weeks. When all was said and done I was ready to change my life according to the King James Version 1611 bible he had given me. That man taught me the value of being a patriotic American Christian and I will never forget my time with him. To show my gratitude towards him and my country, I quickly made my way to the nearest United States Military recruiting center. Six months later I was a proud Airman in the United States Air Force stationed in Arizona.

    Now, as a 26 year old serving my country and my lord, I feel as though I might be ready to take my faith to the next level. My main goal in life is to educate the countless amounts of sinners who might be living the same life I had not too long ago. I'm looking forward to your blessings in hopes that I can help the church in any way possible.

  • #2
    Re: Hello LBC

    Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. Name rank and serial number. Where are you stationed? Who's your CO?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Hello LBC

      My name is Staff Sergeant David Michaels and I'm stationed in Phoenix. The rest is classified information however, hope you understand Pastor.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello LBC

        Originally posted by warriorforgod View Post
        My name is Staff Sergeant David Michaels and I'm stationed in Phoenix. The rest is classified information however, hope you understand Pastor.
        You may contact me privately by clicking on the email link at the bottom of my signature.

        I'm sure you understand that we have to verify these things. It is a serious federal crime to impersonate a member of the United States Armed Forces, as I'm sure you know. We have all manner of unsaved scum wandering in here claiming to be soldiers, sailors and marines. In fact we have had more than one imposter prosecuted, praise Jesus!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Hello LBC

          I sent you an e-mail Pastor. Hope that clears things up

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          • #6
            Re: Hello LBC

            I see you as something like this; am I right?
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello LBC

              Originally posted by warriorforgod View Post
              Hello everyone!

              I would like to take a moment and share my story with you all in hopes of acceptance into the True Christian™ community.

              As a child i was forced into a Catholic belief system and raised by liberal media. This was the start of my road to hell which ultimately led me to a life of poverty and crime. By my 21st birthday I was living a sinful existence in New York City moonlighting as a bartender on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. This carefree lifestyle in the hustle and bustle of the concrete jungle consisted of nightly drug induced orgies and enough alcohol to drown an elephant. It wasn't until I awoke from a heroin induced coma somewhere in Central Park in mid-December of 2006 that I realized how close to Satan I had come.

              As I stumbled home, a man educating sinners on the street corner stopped me and took me into his home, nursing me back to health over the coming weeks. When all was said and done I was ready to change my life according to the King James Version 1611 bible he had given me. That man taught me the value of being a patriotic American Christian and I will never forget my time with him. To show my gratitude towards him and my country, I quickly made my way to the nearest United States Military recruiting center. Six months later I was a proud Airman in the United States Air Force stationed in Arizona.

              Now, as a 26 year old serving my country and my lord, I feel as though I might be ready to take my faith to the next level. My main goal in life is to educate the countless amounts of sinners who might be living the same life I had not too long ago. I'm looking forward to your blessings in hopes that I can help the church in any way possible.
              Congratulations for turning your life around!

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              • #8
                Re: Hello LBC

                Originally posted by warriorforgod View Post
                I sent you an e-mail Pastor. Hope that clears things up
                All is well Captain. We are proud of your service, and happy to have you here.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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