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  • Max Van Houten III
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2009
    • 13

    #1

    HI!

    Hi, my name is Max and i am a little curious about being a True Christian... I come from Canada, i don't think Barack Obama is a good president or a good man... Hum... I Like to eat ice cream and i am an agnostic.... If you have question, you're welcome to ask them!!
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: HI!

    Originally posted by Max Van Houten III View Post
    i am an agnostic....
    Without Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior then you are doomed for an Eternity in Hell.
    Sorry about that.

    Oh, welcome to Landover.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
      Salvation from Above
      God's Favorite Pilot™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 6309

      #3
      Re: HI!

      Originally posted by Max Van Houten III View Post
      Hi, my name is Max and i am a little curious about being a True Christian... I come from Canada, i don't think Barack Obama is a good president or a good man... Hum... I Like to eat ice cream and i am an agnostic.... If you have question, you're welcome to ask them!!
      And you used two love smileys in one post. Are you a gay?
      sigpic


      Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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      • Max Van Houten III
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Oct 2009
        • 13

        #4
        Re: HI!

        No.... i just loved ice scream and i have a fiancé...

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: HI!

          How can you eat ice cream and be anorexic at the same time?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Max Van Houten III
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Oct 2009
            • 13

            #6
            Re: HI!

            Hum... Okay... I read all of my post and i never said than i am an anorexic...

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: HI!

              Originally posted by Max Van Houten III View Post
              Hum... Okay... I read all of my post and i never said than i am an anorexic...
              You deny your problem you will never able to get it fixed friend.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Max Van Houten III
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Oct 2009
                • 13

                #8
                Re: HI!

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                You deny your problem you will never able to get it fixed friend.

                Very Funny

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
                  True Christian™ Televangelist
                  Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622

                  #9
                  Re: HI!

                  Originally posted by Max Van Houten III View Post
                  No.... i just loved ice scream and i have a fiancé...
                  So you are gay then? A fiancé is male, a fiancée is female. Big difference, pal.

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • Capt. Aaron Portway
                    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                    Salvation from Above
                    God's Favorite Pilot™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 6309

                    #10
                    Re: HI!

                    Originally posted by Max Van Houten III View Post
                    No.... i just loved ice scream and i have a fiancé...
                    What's his name?
                    sigpic


                    Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                    God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                    Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                    • Max Van Houten III
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 13

                      #11
                      Re: HI!

                      I will just give you her first name Marie-Ève... she's a French

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                      • releaseme
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 116

                        #12
                        Re: HI!

                        Hi and welcome
                        The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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                        • Rev. Jim Osborne
                          True Christian™ Televangelist
                          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 8622

                          #13
                          Re: HI!

                          I don't know about the rest of my brothers and sisters here, but I think Max is gay. His opening salvo had one too many pink love hearts, he is a grown man that eats ice cream, he lives in Canada, and when we called him out for having a fiancé, he admitted he is marrying a transsexual.

                          Max, you do realize the sodomite lifestyle you are leading will take you straight to Hell, right? You are an abomination before the Lord (Lev. 18:22).

                          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                          • Max Van Houten III
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 13

                            #14
                            Re: HI!

                            THANKS!!! What a warming welcome from a No-True Christian

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                            • Max Van Houten III
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 13

                              #15
                              Re: HI!

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              I don't know about the rest of my brothers and sisters here, but I think Max is gay. His opening salvo had one too many pink love hearts too many, he is a grown man that eats ice cream, he lives in Canada, and when we called him out for having a fiancé, he admitted he is marrying a transsexual.

                              Max, you do realize the sodomite lifestyle you are leading will take you straight to Hell, right? You are an abomination before the Lord (Lev. 18:22).
                              Lets see the top ten of the thing that make you gay:

                              1. Put some smilies in message
                              2. Eating Ice Cream
                              3. Living in Canada
                              4. Forget to put a ''e''

                              Why are you judging me... the only one who can do that is God!!

                              Are you God?

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