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  • Dednyz
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    • Oct 2009
    • 6
    #1

    Greetings

    Hello I'm Dednyz.
    I'm from the North West.
    I own a church of my own in Oregon.
    I want to hear the word of God from fellow Christians.
    The one thing worse than a heathen, is the subjects to religious hypocrisy.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Greetings

      Originally posted by Dednyz View Post
      Hello I'm Dednyz.
      I'm from the North West.
      I own a church of my own in Oregon.
      I want to hear the word of God from fellow Christians.
      Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about your Church, and the path you trode to find Jesus.

      Do I take it that you are a Pastor, or just the "owner"?

      What do you do about the hippie problem out there?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22938
          #3
          Re: Greetings

          Welcome, you've got a strange and unbiblical name; it looks like it should be pronounced "Dead-Knees". Do you have trouble walking?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Dednyz
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              • Oct 2009
              • 6
              #4
              Re: Greetings

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about your Church, and the path you trode to find Jesus.

              Do I take it that you are a Pastor, or just the "owner"?

              What do you do about the hippie problem out there?
              I'm mainly the owner, but I do preach every now and then.

              Ah, the hippy problem.
              There isn't much I can do legally; however I educate others BEFORE they become stupid liberals.
              The one thing worse than a heathen, is the subjects to religious hypocrisy.

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                • Emil Sledge
                  struggling to make sense for Jesus
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 257
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings

                  You bought your own church? WOW! Musta cost alot huh? How much? Do you dunk people all the way under like you should at your church like they do here in Davenport at morning star Baptist church? They probly do at LBC I never asked.
                  GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                    • Dednyz
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                      • Oct 2009
                      • 6
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings

                      Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
                      You bought your own church? WOW! Musta cost alot huh? How much? Do you dunk people all the way under like you should at your church like they do here in Davenport at morning star Baptist church? They probly do at LBC I never asked.
                      It was pretty spendy, but worth it to me.

                      Yes we do dunk them all the way.
                      The one thing worse than a heathen, is the subjects to religious hypocrisy.

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