I must admit, i am an athiest and i have not read the JK bible. Thus i have to make do with the information from this signiature:
Who Will Jesus Damn?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
No problem!
Here are some quotes from members of this forums marked as True Christian™ or otherwise accepted by this community
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Nonsense brother, beat the hellfire out of her! In the old days a REAL man never hesitated to throw his wife a good beating, regardless of whether she was pregnant or not. Back then they didn't buy into all this liberal sissy sensitivity and tolerance foolishness. Pound her HARD.
My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son!
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10),
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Well, of course, my wife is a Christian! I would not marry any other SCUM!
How can you ask me such a degrading question??
The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30) Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10),
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I wouldn't trust duct tape, most of it is made by commie china men. I know I've had accidents with it before.
The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10),
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You little stupid bong sniffing finger-in-dyke sticking underachieving Dutch maggot.
The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10),
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You really are retarded, aren't you?
The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10),
You really are retarded.
Dustin, your wife is certainly in need of a good beating. I recommend you slap or club her around the legs. This way she may wear long dresses and people who may wish to interfere will not see any bruising.
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The , The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10),
That was Jesus friend. He knows where you were born, he knows where you live now. I'd be very careful when wishing death upon one of his most favored pastors.
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10),
Well, you get the point.. here are some more quotes who fall under oen of those catagories:
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Maybe your grandpa was a baboon, but mine wasn't.
Enjoy hell, Tarzan.
Enjoy hell, monkey-worshiper.
Filthy sodomites.
Go back to your cave.
I urge you to look at some of the startling results achieved by Landover over the years; the scales have dropped from the eyes of so many people and the amount of joy and happiness brought to this Vale of Tears has been remarkable – and all thanks to showing the Glory of The One True God – The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.
this thread seems to have been completely hijacked by zit-faced gametards
These are truly evil words. You wish death upon GOD's people? SHAME ON YOU.
How do you think you're any better than us?
(For the record, we are Christians and the best people in the world.)
You are a stupid whore.
PS our outsourced workers are presently doing their best to install a Paypal button so that you may make Love Offerings to Jesus.
You are obviously a nigra, consequently when you are not eating watermelon you are looking for white women. Let the Blood of the Lamb® wash over you and become Saved© even though technically you have no soul.
Admitting you are insane is the first step toward proper mental health. I applaud your bravery. Now go play with gasoline (the cheap stuff, no point in wasting good money on premium), Styrofoam and matches
Calling you an ignorant, over opinionated ass isn't a personal attack Smurphie, it is a statement of fact.
Welcome to our Godly Forum™ my dear. I'm a bit surprised you are able to post through all the LSD hallucinations that are mandatory at UC Berkley. I see from your introduction that you're a rug muncher. We are not racist here but we are commanded by God to save homers.
What was wrong with your slave name ? You nigra were brought out of your ignorance by kindly white heterosexual males all those years ago, why not show some gratitude ?
I punch, slap, kick, choke, burn, and nearly drown my wife every chance I get. I shame and belittle her at every turn. Does it make me feel like a big man inside? You bet. Why? Because I know I'm doing God's work. When I see a purplish-black, fist-sized bruise on my wife's face that I created through Christ's tough love, it moves me tremendously. When it finally fades, I feel an emptiness that only another savage beating can fill. I guess I'm just a sentimental fool.
Ok.................. you are aware we too, know who YOU are (we use the same technology) and you can expect a visit from the DOF
What if we wrote a little note to your boss about your online behaviour, you internet sleuth you.
Last warning before we compound your uppity attitude right down your own ass
Once you discover the errors of your ways, you will be too embarrassed to even tell people about what happened here today. Have a nice life, you idiot!
Walk on my wife naked? Get you head out of the gutter, you heathen trollop. True Christian women are neither shy nor embarrassed. The are respectful and proud. God does not love everybody, he only loves True Christans. Tell me, how does it feel to be left out?
You're banned. Jesus will never save you and you'll burn in Hell. I do get satisfaction knowing that.
Enjoy hell. I know I'll enjoy watching you burn!
All this also makes you fit in the groups of Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51) and Abominable (Revelation 21:8)
P.s. I would rather go to hell than marry one of you wife beaters.
Who Will Jesus Damn?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
- Thanks to Pastor Ezekiel
Originally posted by Bob4God
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No problem!
Here are some quotes from members of this forums marked as True Christian™ or otherwise accepted by this community
------
Nonsense brother, beat the hellfire out of her! In the old days a REAL man never hesitated to throw his wife a good beating, regardless of whether she was pregnant or not. Back then they didn't buy into all this liberal sissy sensitivity and tolerance foolishness. Pound her HARD.
My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son!
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10),
----
Well, of course, my wife is a Christian! I would not marry any other SCUM!
How can you ask me such a degrading question??
The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30) Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10),
----
I wouldn't trust duct tape, most of it is made by commie china men. I know I've had accidents with it before.
The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10),
----
You little stupid bong sniffing finger-in-dyke sticking underachieving Dutch maggot.
The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10),
----
You really are retarded, aren't you?
The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10),
You really are retarded.
Dustin, your wife is certainly in need of a good beating. I recommend you slap or club her around the legs. This way she may wear long dresses and people who may wish to interfere will not see any bruising.
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The , The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10),
That was Jesus friend. He knows where you were born, he knows where you live now. I'd be very careful when wishing death upon one of his most favored pastors.
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10),
Well, you get the point.. here are some more quotes who fall under oen of those catagories:
----
Maybe your grandpa was a baboon, but mine wasn't.
Enjoy hell, Tarzan.
Enjoy hell, monkey-worshiper.
Filthy sodomites.
Go back to your cave.
I urge you to look at some of the startling results achieved by Landover over the years; the scales have dropped from the eyes of so many people and the amount of joy and happiness brought to this Vale of Tears has been remarkable – and all thanks to showing the Glory of The One True God – The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.
this thread seems to have been completely hijacked by zit-faced gametards
These are truly evil words. You wish death upon GOD's people? SHAME ON YOU.
How do you think you're any better than us?
(For the record, we are Christians and the best people in the world.)
You are a stupid whore.
PS our outsourced workers are presently doing their best to install a Paypal button so that you may make Love Offerings to Jesus.
You are obviously a nigra, consequently when you are not eating watermelon you are looking for white women. Let the Blood of the Lamb® wash over you and become Saved© even though technically you have no soul.
Admitting you are insane is the first step toward proper mental health. I applaud your bravery. Now go play with gasoline (the cheap stuff, no point in wasting good money on premium), Styrofoam and matches
Calling you an ignorant, over opinionated ass isn't a personal attack Smurphie, it is a statement of fact.
Welcome to our Godly Forum™ my dear. I'm a bit surprised you are able to post through all the LSD hallucinations that are mandatory at UC Berkley. I see from your introduction that you're a rug muncher. We are not racist here but we are commanded by God to save homers.
What was wrong with your slave name ? You nigra were brought out of your ignorance by kindly white heterosexual males all those years ago, why not show some gratitude ?
I punch, slap, kick, choke, burn, and nearly drown my wife every chance I get. I shame and belittle her at every turn. Does it make me feel like a big man inside? You bet. Why? Because I know I'm doing God's work. When I see a purplish-black, fist-sized bruise on my wife's face that I created through Christ's tough love, it moves me tremendously. When it finally fades, I feel an emptiness that only another savage beating can fill. I guess I'm just a sentimental fool.
Ok.................. you are aware we too, know who YOU are (we use the same technology) and you can expect a visit from the DOF
What if we wrote a little note to your boss about your online behaviour, you internet sleuth you.
Last warning before we compound your uppity attitude right down your own ass
Once you discover the errors of your ways, you will be too embarrassed to even tell people about what happened here today. Have a nice life, you idiot!
Walk on my wife naked? Get you head out of the gutter, you heathen trollop. True Christian women are neither shy nor embarrassed. The are respectful and proud. God does not love everybody, he only loves True Christans. Tell me, how does it feel to be left out?
You're banned. Jesus will never save you and you'll burn in Hell. I do get satisfaction knowing that.
Enjoy hell. I know I'll enjoy watching you burn!
All this also makes you fit in the groups of Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51) and Abominable (Revelation 21:8)
P.s. I would rather go to hell than marry one of you wife beaters.

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