Praise to GOD!

[Spleeni]

Hello! Good followers of our Lord, GOD, and to a lesser extent, his Son. I come from the great land of PC gaming, where the GOD-fearing Christians truly gather. I have not found another place that hates fags quite as much, and from that heritage, I am proud to call myself a gamer. During my prayers, I heard GOD, and HE told me to come to this place, so that I may learn from the truly wise.

Thank you, and glory be to all who deserve it.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I don't understand. Most video games are made with atheists in mind. I've even wrote several critical reviews of how unChristian certain games are. I'll chalk this down as you just having a sarcastic sense of humor then.

Also, we do not hate homosexuals. If we hated them, we'd want them to burn in Hell forever. But, we don't do that. We work are hardest trying to convert them to give up their deathstyles so that they can join us in Heaven with Jesus.

[Spleeni]

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I don't understand. Most video games are made with atheists in mind. I've even wrote several critical reviews of how unChristian certain games are. I'll chalk this down as you just having a sarcastic sense of humor then.

Also, we do not hate homosexuals. If we hated them, we'd want them to burn in Hell forever. But, we don't do that. We work are hardest trying to convert them to give up their deathstyles so that they can join us in Heaven with Jesus.

Oh no, I can assure you that I play nothing but the most religious games I can find. I do believe that games like Left 4 Dead are fine, since it merely follows the daily life of GOD fearing Christians in a world of atheists.

It isn't difficult to find a decent number of games to occupy what spare time I have, but I have even convinced my father to create a game of our own! He isn't sure what to call it, but it truly shows the glory of GOD. It is a view of the entire solar system from small metal tubes. Regrettably, sometimes the tubes will malfunction, and explode. We're still trying to figure out why they do this.

And I do regret that I must have misread a part of the Bible! I am deeply ashamed, and will go to the confessional so that I may confess that I once hated homers. Not anymore though! I do think that many of my fellow gamers must have misinterpreted the Bible as well, and I shall tell them the Good News!

[HTannor]

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I am deeply ashamed, and will go to the confessional so that I may confess that I once hated homers. !

So you're a PC gamer and a papist?

Very troubling.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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How old are you boy? And what Church does your daddy take you to?

[Spleeni]

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How old are you boy? And what Church does your daddy take you to?

I am eighteen, and I had the great fortune to be raised in a very Christian house. My dad takes me all the way out to Crossroads Church, in Chula Vista.

I hold no particular love for the popes, but it is hard to truly regret something until a kindly old man looks at you with disgust. That is why I still use confessionals. The priests do not absolve me of my sins, GOD does; but a second view on things is always welcome.

I really do not know why so many are quick to judge my gaming! I believe that having a history of gaming gives a unique perspective on this world, and can bring one closer to GOD than what the devil drugs claim!

[Bobby-Joe]

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I am eighteen, and I had the great fortune to be raised in a very Christian house. My dad takes me all the way out to Crossroads Church, in Chula Vista.

Half measure like "very" doesn't cut it with the Lord friend. "Very" is like saying you are "a little bit" of Satanist.

Are you with the Lord or not friend?

I hold no particular love for the popes, but it is hard to truly regret something until a kindly old man looks at you with disgust. That is why I still use confessionals. The priests do not absolve me of my sins, GOD does; but a second view on things is always welcome.

So you are a Mary worshiper?

I really do not know why so many are quick to judge my gaming! I believe that having a history of gaming gives a unique perspective on this world, and can bring one closer to GOD than what the devil drugs claim!

Perspective how? Living in a make believe world of constant violence were all the banality of real life has been removed and all the pain and suffering romanticized. You don't have FAITH(tm) when are hiding in a fenced off garden.

[Spleeni]

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Half measure like "very" doesn't cut it with the Lord friend. "Very" is like saying you are "a little bit" of Satanist.
Not at all! The smallest amount of Satan is simply too large to stomach. I used very as a joke, it is a joke! We were Christian enough for me to still have the scars from when I rolled my eyes. I shall never forget the love of GOD that my daddy showed me. Never never.

Are you with the Lord or not friend?

The Lord gives me more strength than you can possibly imagine! I could not get out of bed without three prayers every morning! I can't imagine how drugs could do the same that an all-powerful GOD can inspire!

So you are a Mary worshiper?

Why are you so hasty to deem me as a false Christian? I came to this place seeking further enlightenment™, hearing naught but GOD's word!

Perspective how? Living in a make believe world of constant violence were all the banality of real life has been removed and all the pain and suffering romanticized. You don't have FAITH™ when are hiding in a fenced off garden.

Aha! I laugh at the clever way you speak of gaming. But games are just like a book, movie, or even a fellow Christian; it's what's inside that counts. Not every game is a Satan-fest, and actually most are centered around being a Good Christian Man™. I can't tell you how prepared I am to fight against heretics and witches! The only violence that is romanticized is the Good Fight™. Fortunately, GOD saw fit to give us a way to connect with others, so that every action I make is multiplied, and sent to others. I am hardly alone, and hardly hiding. A great number of my people are together, waiting for someone to show them the way to Salvation™!

I admit that some game designers are Satan controlled, but so are many Talk-show hosts, TV personalities, and many others. To suggest that gaming is an evil activity by itself is simply not a divine truth.

[Nobar King]

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I made this video just for you to show you how to use the quote feature:

[HTannor]

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I admit that some game designers are Satan controlled, but so are many Talk-show hosts, TV personalities, and many others. To suggest that gaming is an evil activity by itself is simply not a divine truth.

Don't try to misdirect us with references to "Talk-show hosts, TV personalities, and many others."

The bottom line is twofold:

1. You are addicted to Godless video games.

2. You are a practicing papist as evidenced by your self-admitted visits to the papist confessional booth.


When you are ready to accept Christ as your savior, swear allegiance to the KJV1611 bible, and lavishly tithe to the Landover Baptist Church, we will consider accepting you on your path to salvation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am eighteen, and I had the great fortune to be raised in a very Christian house. My dad takes me all the way out to Crossroads Church, in Chula Vista.

I hold no particular love for the popes, but it is hard to truly regret something until a kindly old man looks at you with disgust. That is why I still use confessionals. The priests do not absolve me of my sins, GOD does; but a second view on things is always welcome.

I really do not know why so many are quick to judge my gaming! I believe that having a history of gaming gives a unique perspective on this world, and can bring one closer to GOD than what the devil drugs claim!

Don't be an idiot. When I was your age I had committed the entire KJV1611 Bible to memory, from Genesis to Revelation. I was out preaching the Good News to slants over in the ornamental countries. What are you doing? Sitting on your at pimply butt playing electronic games and trying to find ways to justify being a lazy sack of dung.

When was the last time that your father laid a Godly beating on? It sounds like he has been neglecting his Christian duty to beat you senseless.

[Spleeni]

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Don't be an idiot. When I was your age I had committed the entire KJV1611 Bible to memory, from Genesis to Revelation. I was out preaching the Good News to slants over in the ornamental countries. What are you doing? Sitting on your at pimply butt playing electronic games and trying to find ways to justify being a lazy sack of dung.

When was the last time that your father laid a Godly beating on? It sounds like he has been neglecting his Christian duty to beat you senseless.

I may not have committed the entire true Bible to memory, but that is simply because I have no need to do so. Using the Internet makes for quick and easy access to every verse! Memorizing the Bible leads to less time following the Bible. I always carry an iPhone around, so that I may quickly look up anything that my memory may fail to recall- and if that fails, I have a small back-up Bible.

And I laugh at the idea of games being a lazy activity! Oh, that made my sides hurt! Today there are mobile electronics, they don't need to be plugged into a house to work. I can bring them anywhere that's appropriate. I walk two miles both directions to reach the gym that I use everyday. I am currently researching the Military branches, looking for the one that I prefer.

Don't try to misdirect us with references to "Talk-show hosts, TV personalities, and many others."

The bottom line is twofold:

1. You are addicted to Godless video games.

2. You are a practicing papist as evidenced by your self-admitted visits to the papist confessional booth.


When you are ready to accept Christ as your savior, swear allegiance to the KJV1611 bible, and lavishly tithe to the Landover Baptist Church, we will consider accepting you on your path to salvation.

If I am addicted to video games, so be it. But it would be folly to assume that GOD has forsaken an entire branch of media. Why would HE? It makes no sense to say TV or newspapers are any mor e GODly. The Bible offers no views on non-gambling gaming, so I assumed I was free to make up my own mind.

I already swear allegiance to the one true Bible, and I have not gone to a confessional in years. I must first make sure that the Landover Baptist Church is truly commited to GOD before I tithe, however. I would be red in the face indeed if I found out that I was giving money to secret sinners!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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An iPhone?

Come clean. You're just a homosexual atheist here to troll us.

[Levi Jones]

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An iPhone?

Come clean. You're just a homosexual atheist here to troll us.

Amen, Reverend. He appears to be one of those apple cultists. We all know their type inevitably leads to homosexuality.

I can't wait to see Steven Jobs on the hell train!

[Spleeni]

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An iPhone?

Come clean. You're just a homosexual atheist here to troll us.

My good sir, name one other phone that has a GPS built in, comes with an extremely low per monthly service, and runs for over a day on a single charge.