What's up!? :)

[Zeldafan]

I know my screen name is funny, but feel free to call me Paul, that's what most people call me.

I'm not Christian, so I do not go to church (yes, I realize I'm damned). I joined these forums in hope of establishing peace amongst believers and non-believers, I mean no harm I will try not to start debate as best I can though!

I enjoy studying all different types of religions (study, not practice) which is another reason I'm here. My favorite Bible verse is Deuteronomy 28:53-58. It's very compelling. I enjoy reading the Bible, it sure makes an interesting and informative read!

Some of my favorite things to do is hang with buds and fish, fishing is awesome. I also enjoy listening to music. All different kinds! I like anything... The Proclaimers, Queen, Gary Jules, The Killers...a few favorites. I listen to anything from 50s style easy listening to modern day heavy metal.

That's me in a nutshell! It's good to be here

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What's up!?

Dear Zelda;

How old are you? Why do you hate Jesus? And why do you imagine that Christians are at all interested in "establishing peace amongst believers and non-believers"?

Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

The Holy Bible does not command us to tolerate unsaved scum like you. We are commanded to avoid you.

Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them. -- Romans 16:17

Hence our Church motto: Unsaved NOT Welcome!

[Zeldafan]

Re: What's up!?

Dear Zelda;

How old are you? Why do you hate Jesus? And why do you imagine that Christians are at all interested in "establishing peace amongst believers and non-believers"?



The Holy Bible does not command us to tolerate unsaved scum like you. We are commanded to avoid you.



Hence our Church motto: Unsaved NOT Welcome!

I'm a stupid teenage kid, you probably already guessed that.

You can avoid me if you wish...but I bring no harm. I'm a pretty fun loving, humble person...no one has ever avoided me before lol.

I do not hate Jesus, I never said I hated him? I'm learning about Jesus, I'm interested and compelled! Jesus seems pretty fun so far

[Zeldafan]

Interesting video

Please watch the first 45 mins or so of this video. I'm curious to see what you think of it. I think this is blasphemous and should be ridden of!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-594683847743189197#

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Interesting video

Please watch the first 45 mins or so of this video. I'm curious to see what you think of it. I think this is blasphemous and should be ridden of!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...3847743189197#

I think you mean, "written off"

Are you sure you’ve given the right link? It’s all black and some old man with a speech impediment is burbling meaninglessly whilst his homersexyurl partner is echoing him from time to time?

Oh, just a minute, there’s some Godly war going on with a lot of banging drums (It looks like the Midianites are being slaughtered again… Praise)

After about 8:45, the title appears and there’s another 2 hours of that?

I think I'll give it a miss if you don't mind - I simply have more important things to do.

[Zeldafan]

Re: Interesting video

I think you mean, "written off"

Are you sure you’ve given the right link? It’s all black and some old man with a speech impediment is burbling meaninglessly whilst his homersexyurl partner is echoing him from time to time?

Oh, just a minute, there’s some Godly war going on with a lot of banging drums (It looks like the Midianites are being slaughtered again… Praise)

After about 8:45, the title appears and there’s another 2 hours of that?

I think I'll give it a miss if you don't mind - I simply have more important things to do.

It really is a interesting video, but definitely blasphemous! If you CAN find the time and become bored, I highly suggest you watch this. Will also keep your mind off masturbation, which I learned is very very bad.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Interesting video

Please watch the first 45 mins or so of this video. I'm curious to see what you think of it. I think this is blasphemous and should be ridden of!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...3847743189197#

If you think it needs to be "ridden of," then why are you shoving it down our throats? Complain to Google or whoever is sponsoring it. This is a Christian forum, not the complaints department.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Interesting video

It really is a interesting video, but definitely blasphemous!

Then why did you ask for our opinion you lying maggot?

If you CAN find the time and become bored, I highly suggest you watch this.

I am unlikely to become bored, I have The Bible KJV1611 with me

Will also keep your mind off masturbation, which I learned is very very bad.

I am glad your mother has told you that masturbation is bad but it must be embarrassing for her to find you doing it.

The Lord does not approve on shedding your seed on the floor.

[Zeldafan]

Re: Interesting video

Then why did you ask for our opinion you lying maggot? I am unlikely to become bored, I have The Bible KJV1611 with me I am glad your mother has told you that masturbation is bad but it must be embarrassing for her to find you doing it.

The Lord does not approve on shedding your seed on the floor.

Please don't call me names

I asked for your opinion because I'm trying to see the light...make sure I'm a good Christian!

My mother never caught me masturbating, I don't live with her anyways, I live by myself. And I have quit masturbating after learning it's sinful.

[Blakeyoung]

Re: What's up!?

Hey man what's going on? Welcome to the forums.

Where ya from?

[WickedWitch]

Re: What's up!?

I know my screen name is funny, but feel free to call me Paul, that's what most people call me.

I'm not Christian, so I do not go to church (yes, I realize I'm damned). I joined these forums in hope of establishing peace amongst believers and non-believers, I mean no harm I will try not to start debate as best I can though!

I enjoy studying all different types of religions (study, not practice) which is another reason I'm here. My favorite Bible verse is Deuteronomy 28:53-58. It's very compelling. I enjoy reading the Bible, it sure makes an interesting and informative read!

Some of my favorite things to do is hang with buds and fish, fishing is awesome. I also enjoy listening to music. All different kinds! I like anything... The Proclaimers, Queen, Gary Jules, The Killers...a few favorites. I listen to anything from 50s style easy listening to modern day heavy metal.

That's me in a nutshell! It's good to be here

Hello, Paul - it's nice to meet you. I'm Alie, and despite whatever the Landoverites might say to you about me, I'm not actually all that terrible. I must say, you're very polite for someone your age! It's really nice to know that manners do still exist amongst the young, hehe. By the way, I love your favourite bands, I think my favourite out of those four is probably Queen (although Mr. Jules does have a lovely voice and The Killers are pretty sweet). Anyway! Welcome to the forum, I hope you have a good time, and don't let the Landovarians scare you away. Later, dude.

Then why did you ask for our opinion you lying maggot? I am unlikely to become bored, I have The Bible KJV1611 with me I am glad your mother has told you that masturbation is bad but it must be embarrassing for her to find you doing it.

The Lord does not approve on shedding your seed on the floor.

Mr. Bathfire, come on now, there's no need to be so mean to the boy. Just think, this is a malleable young mind you can convert, if you don't scare him off. There's no need for name-calling. Let's be nice to him, hm?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What's up!?

[...]Mr. Bathfire, come on now, there's no need to be so mean to the boy. Just think, this is a malleable young mind you can convert, if you don't scare him off. There's no need for name-calling. Let's be nice to him, hm?

Your purple prose does nothing to soften my Christian resolve. The lad is impudent and disrespectful.

Listen up witch!
Prov 22:15: "Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him." Who would argue with that, even if God had not said it?!

Le:19:32: Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I am the LORD.


That child will return to Landover in years to come and thank me for those words of guidance. He will laugh at you for your ignorance and misplaced sympathy!

[WickedWitch]

Re: What's up!?

Your purple prose does nothing to soften my Christian resolve. The lad is impudent and disrespectful.

He seemed really sweet to me.

Listen up witch!
Prov 22:15: "Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him." Who would argue with that, even if God had not said it?!

Le:19:32: Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I am the LORD.

I won't argue with that second one, but I'm a little iffy on the first. If your child's misbehaviour has gotten to the point that you need to physically discipline them, something somewhere has gone wrong but corporal punishment should only be a last resort.

That child will return to Landover in years to come and thank me for those words of guidance. He will laugh at you for your ignorance and misplaced sympathy!

My dear Mr. Bathfire, it seems I've ruffled your feathers. That certainly wasn't my intention, Sir, I assure you. I just thought we might want to be a bit more welcoming to the boy, that's all. Forgive me my insolence, Mr. Bathfire, 'twas a woman's wont.

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: What's up!?

Welcome Paul.

You will quickly learn that there is not a lot of patience for the unsaved trash that troll this forum, but if you are keen to learn, may I suggest you start with your KJV. Read it front to back and then come back and tell us what you've learned.

Chat to you in a month then?

-- WelcomingGirlNY

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What's up!?

He seemed really sweet to me.

You're a fool to yourself with your naive generosity of spirit and disregard for God's Law.

I won't argue with that second one, but I'm a little iffy on the first. If your child's misbehaviour has gotten to the point that you need to physically discipline them, something somewhere has gone wrong but corporal punishment should only be a last resort.

I have not the faintest idea what his parents were like but I'll bet they were lefty lieberals and thus this is the "last resort"!

[...]Forgive me my insolence, Mr. Bathfire, 'twas a woman's wont.

Psalms 6:23 For the commandment is a lamp; and the law is light; and reproofs of instruction are the way of life:
24 To keep thee from the evil woman, from the flattery of the tongue of a strange woman.
25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.

Do not let it happen again and I will say no more.