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  • FleshFlower
    Unsaved trash, teenaged harlot
    • Oct 2009
    • 9

    #1

    Oh Hello

    From what I've seen Christians are very judgmental

    I thought that the bible said "Thou shalt not judge"

    And yet, I've only ran into a handful of Christians who were not judgmental pricks

    So, you say I'm going to hell for not following your savior?
    Looks like all you judgmental assholes are gonna join me
    Have a nice day.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22912

    #2
    Re: Oh Hello

    ^^ that post is full of judgment...

    Anyhoo, we are supposed to judge, Jesus tells us so.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Twitcharris
      Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
      • Oct 2009
      • 22

      #3
      Re: Oh Hello

      hi im not a judgemental christian prick.
      im vinnie
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • FleshFlower
        Unsaved trash, teenaged harlot
        • Oct 2009
        • 9

        #4
        Re: Oh Hello

        When and where did Jesus tell you to judge people?

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22912

          #5
          Re: Oh Hello

          Originally posted by FleshFlower View Post
          When and where did Jesus tell you to judge people?
          1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

          OK you slimy piece of vileness?

          You see I can say that because I am 'spiritual' and humble; you on the other hand are objectionable, self-publicizing and ignorant.

          Dear Lord, you must hate yourself. Nevertheless, Jesus will love you if you accept him.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • FleshFlower
            Unsaved trash, teenaged harlot
            • Oct 2009
            • 9

            #6
            Re: Oh Hello

            I do hate myself, Actually.
            Partially because Ever since I was young Christians were telling me I wasn't good enough for anything.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22912

              #7
              Re: Oh Hello

              So why did you not simply, "become better" or at least good for something? You have heard the Parable of The Talents? God gave you benefits, why then have you been slothful and not multiplied them?

              M't:25:14: For the kingdom of heaven is as a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods.
              M't:25:15: And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took his journey.
              M't:25:16: Then he that had received the five talents went and traded with the same, and made them other five talents.
              M't:25:17: And likewise he that had received two, he also gained other two.
              M't:25:18: But he that had received one went and digged in the earth, and hid his lord's money.
              M't:25:19: After a long time the lord of those servants cometh, and reckoneth with them.
              M't:25:20: And so he that had received five talents came and brought other five talents, saying, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me five talents: behold, I have gained beside them five talents more.
              M't:25:21: His lord said unto him, Well done, thou good and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.
              M't:25:22: He also that had received two talents came and said, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me two talents: behold, I have gained two other talents beside them.
              M't:25:23: His lord said unto him, Well done, good and faithful servant; thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.
              M't:25:24: Then he which had received the one talent came and said, Lord, I knew thee that thou art an hard man, reaping where thou hast not sown, and gathering where thou hast not strawed:
              M't:25:25: And I was afraid, and went and hid thy talent in the earth: lo, there thou hast that is thine.
              M't:25:26: His lord answered and said unto him, Thou wicked and slothful servant, thou knewest that I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I have not strawed:
              M't:25:27: Thou oughtest therefore to have put my money to the exchangers, and then at my coming I should have received mine own with usury.
              M't:25:28: Take therefore the talent from him, and give it unto him which hath ten talents.
              M't:25:29: For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • HTannor
                America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 2612

                #8
                Re: Oh Hello

                Originally posted by FleshFlower View Post
                From what I've seen Christians are very judgmental

                I thought that the bible said "Thou shalt not judge"

                And yet, I've only ran into a handful of Christians who were not judgmental pricks

                So, you say I'm going to hell for not following your savior?
                When and where did Jesus tell you to judge people?
                You show up with your hippie name and start throwing out accusations. Who are your to judge, Unsaved Trash?


                Originally posted by Twitcharris View Post
                hi im not a judgemental christian prick.
                im vinnie
                Yes, your are.


                Originally posted by FleshFlower View Post
                When and where did Jesus tell you to judge people?
                For you: Flower Child, You are beneath contempt, you pot-smoking, new age music loving, bull dyke.


                Whenever you two can get yourselves together and properly introduce yourselves and give us a rational profiles, we will welcome you to our God loving forum.


                In case you haven't figured it out, coming in here spouting your Needless Dickery(tm) will get you nowhere, Harlot (that's you, Flower Child), and you, Twitcharris, (Probably-trying-to-withdraw methhead with the skakes).
                The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                • HTannor
                  America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2612

                  #9
                  Re: Oh Hello

                  Originally posted by FleshFlower View Post
                  I do hate myself, Actually.
                  Partially because Ever since I was young Christians were telling me I wasn't good enough for anything.
                  That's better.

                  Eating a little humble pie will get you much further with us than spouting the drivel you originally did.
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                  • Twitcharris
                    Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 22

                    #10
                    Re: Oh Hello

                    That was mean, im not a meth head, nor whatever skates is.
                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • HTannor
                      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2612

                      #11
                      Re: Oh Hello

                      Originally posted by FleshFlower View Post
                      I do hate myself, Actually.
                      Partially because Ever since I was young Christians were telling me I wasn't good enough for anything.

                      Okay, I jumped in when I should have perhaps counted to ten before expressing my feelings. For that I apologize.

                      Now that I've cooled down, I can express myself more calmly.

                      It's easy to see you probably went through some trauma at an earlier age and you've come to the right place to heal those wounds.

                      I feel that you would benefit from some intense, personal, one-on-one counselling.

                      But, before we rush into the planning for that, please send me personal message with a close-up, high resolution photo of yourself along with all your measurements educational achievements so that I can properly weigh the depth of your needs in bringing your back into the fold.
                      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                      • FleshFlower
                        Unsaved trash, teenaged harlot
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 9

                        #12
                        Re: Oh Hello

                        hmm.
                        I've seen how Christians work
                        A bunch of hate mongering people creatures that love nothing more than to start wars and put people down while making themselves feel almighty.
                        What God and Jesus taught us were very wonderful things, but their followers ruined this planet.
                        Throwing bible versus at me and Calling me scum won't make me want to join your ranks of bible-thumping zombies. It makes me want to get as far away from scum like you as I possibly can.
                        You wonder why people burn down churches and rip apart the bible. Its you. Its all of you "people" that enjoy putting people down. If you tried to be nice to people you might actually get somewhere.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Oh Hello

                          Then why are you here? May I remind you that you are uninvited and unwelcome? This is a Christian forum! You don't see us waltzing in to your whiney emo self-mutilation forums and throwing tantrums like that, do you?

                          Jesus guided you here for a reason, harlot. Maybe it's time to stop hating Him and start learning how to behave like a grownup.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22912

                            #14
                            Re: Oh Hello

                            Originally posted by FleshFlower View Post
                            hmm.
                            I've seen how Christians work
                            No, you have let your hateful imagination go to work. With an imagination, who needs proof?
                            What God and Jesus taught us were very wonderful things, but their followers ruined this planet.
                            Really? Have you any evidence that God did not kill the population of the world when He flooded it? And how does His war against the Midianites figure in your "very wonderful things", or human sacrifice or cannibalism? Have you ever studied God and His Holy Word?
                            Throwing bible versus at me and Calling me scum won't make me want to join your ranks of bible-thumping zombies.
                            The choice is yours, accept Jesus or spend eternity in pain and darkness. That's Jesus' deal, He said so.
                            It makes me want to get as far away from scum like you as I possibly can.
                            Are all atheists violent and hateful?
                            You wonder why people burn down churches and rip apart the bible. Its you.
                            That's plain wrong -they are possessed by demons.
                            Its all of you "people" that enjoy putting people down. If you tried to be nice to people you might actually get somewhere.
                            Look, if someone said, "I'm going to put an end to all your troubles" would it matter how they said it?

                            Do you not understand Jesus' frustration when people like you come here spouting off?
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • FleshFlower
                              Unsaved trash, teenaged harlot
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 9

                              #15
                              Re: Oh Hello

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Then why are you here? May I remind you that you are uninvited and unwelcome? This is a Christian forum! You don't see us waltzing in to your whiney emo self-mutilation forums and throwing tantrums like that, do you?

                              Jesus guided you here for a reason, harlot. Maybe it's time to stop hating Him and start learning how to behave like a grownup.
                              Actually. You Christians DO post on my forums.
                              Its time you assholes got what you deserve.
                              And notice I'm not disrespecting your religion.
                              As I said before, The Bible has many wonderful teachings in it.
                              I'm just insulting you people.


                              You've just been a victim of a troll. You like that?
                              And if you don't know what a troll is, its someone that posts things just to watch people get pissed off. Have a nice day

                              And P.S. I did mean every word I said

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