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  • Twitcharris
    Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
    • Oct 2009
    • 22
    #1

    hey everyone

    hello my name is Vinnie.
    im 18 and i live in the Bay area, california.
    i go to church every sunday and from time to time to church on tuesday nights.
    i work at a Hot Topic clothing store, and i love everything to do with music.
    music plays a HUGE part of my life
    i also enjoy fixing up cars. its my passion
    i plan on going to community college to get my mechanics certifications soonish
    thats me in a nutshell i guess hehe
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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    • FleshFlower
      Unsaved trash, teenaged harlot
      • Oct 2009
      • 9
      #2
      Re: hey everyone

      YOU LIVE IN THE BAY AREA???
      YOU MUST BE THE RE-INCARNATE OF SATAN

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22897
          #3
          Re: hey everyone

          Originally posted by Twitcharris View Post
          hello my name is Vinnie.
          im 18 and i live in the Bay area, california.
          i go to church every sunday and from time to time to church on tuesday nights.
          i work at a Hot Topic clothing store, and i love everything to do with music.
          music plays a HUGE part of my life
          i also enjoy fixing up cars. its my passion
          i plan on going to community college to get my mechanics certifications soonish
          thats me in a nutshell i guess hehe
          Son, your puppy-like enthusiasm is getting the better of you. Slow down and use the Shift Key. Then throw in some punctuation and finally, take advantage of the generous page size and don't hit the Return after each sentence.

          God took care over the grammar and spelling in The Bible; it's a lesson to us all.

          Now, I see playing around with cars a Godly pursuit for a young man and combined with some fine Baptist hymns, I think you might have picked a winning combination to have Jesus' Love infused into you.

          Tell us your favorite Bible verse.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Twitcharris
              Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
              • Oct 2009
              • 22
              #4
              Re: hey everyone

              no, im not i dont think. lol
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • Twitcharris
                  Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 22
                  #5
                  Re: hey everyone

                  I dont have just one favorite. I like alot of them,and i like what we have been studying about in youth group for the past month or so.The hard sayings of Jesus
                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22897
                      #6
                      Re: hey everyone

                      Jesus has no 'hard sayings' all His Perfect Words are suffused with Love and Mercy. Even when he said, "Mat:23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?" He meant it in a kindly and advisory manner.

                      So, which church is it that you attend?
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Twitcharris
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 22
                          #7
                          Re: hey everyone

                          I go to First Baptist of san mateo. We are studying in Matthew i believe. we are kinda jumping around a little bit. by hard sayings i mean things that are hard to understand. Like when Jesus said "I came not to unite, but to divide" and some other verses around there
                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                            • HTannor
                              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 2612
                              #8
                              Re: hey everyone

                              Now look, Twitchie, you jumped in on another intruductory thread to spread your unsolicitated opinion and I answered you there.

                              It might behoove your to start again with another introduction showing some proper respect.

                              Never forget that, at this point, your are Unsaved Trash.
                              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                                • Twitcharris
                                  Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                                  • Oct 2009
                                  • 22
                                  #9
                                  Re: hey everyone

                                  wait what? Im confused. What did i do wrong? I was just saying hi to the new person.
                                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                                    • Twitcharris
                                      Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                                      • Oct 2009
                                      • 22
                                      #10
                                      Re: hey everyone

                                      and i didnt know my picture was that offensive.. it was just me and my gf
                                      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78556
                                          #11
                                          Re: hey everyone

                                          Originally posted by Twitcharris View Post
                                          and i didnt know my picture was that offensive.. it was just me and my gf
                                          Lying to Jesus is a serious sin, boy. He HATES liars!

                                          Proverbs 6
                                          [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                                          [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                                          [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                                          [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
                                          It's time to come clean for Christ. He sees through your cheap lies.

                                          Tell us the truth, boy! Do it now, before Jesus decides to kill you and send you to the eternal lake of fire!
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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