[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear friend:

Please feel free to explain to us in detail how we have departed from the Word. It is a common mistake among n00bs to think that they can just assert that we have done so, but that doesn't cut it.

Yes, we do read our Bibles. Why do you think that so many of us can quote verses from God's Word in context? When I read the King James Bible, I came to the realization that my previous liberal "Christianity" was Biblically unsound and had no saving power.

[Twitcharris]

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just so you all know, i am not stupid, nor was i afraid one of you was going to kill me. for i am a proud supporter of the 2nd amendment, and i can protect myself thank you. as for all this rubbish about my church not being godly, my youth pastor is one of the godliest men i have ever met, far more godly then all of you. did Jesus say or not say, "thall shall not judge"? and god is a loving god, and a fierce god, but all you people are are rules. rules rules rules. even if my christianity is "wrong" im pretty sure your guys' is down the same path.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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did Jesus say or not say, "thall shall not judge"?

He didn't.

[Hank]

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is the looney toons theme song the song for your church?

Pal your pastor is a whore, God is your enemy and you are going straight to HELL where demons will sodomize you for eternity in the lake of fire while we all sit and laugh at your screams!

Unless you repent and give your life to Jesus.

[Brother V]

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Dearest friend,

Kool-aid (r) is a registered trademark of the Kraft Corporation.

The folks in the People's Temple Agricultural Project drank grape Flavor-aid.

YIC
V

[Remy Lebeau]

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He didn't.

Looks like we got another psuedo christian who has never even so much a opened a Bible and yet, despite his obvious ignorance on all things biblical, thinks that he is qualified to tell us, people who who actual read the Bible - Biblical Scholars - about what Jesus taught.

The NERVE of these unsaved heathens.

*sigh* Looks like another debating victory is forthcoming.

[Bobby-Joe]

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just so you all know, i am not stupid, nor was i afraid one of you was going to kill me. for i am a proud supporter of the 2nd amendment, and i can protect myself thank you. as for all this rubbish about my church not being godly, my youth pastor is one of the godliest men i have ever met, far more godly then all of you. did Jesus say or not say, "thall shall not judge"? and god is a loving god, and a fierce god, but all you people are are rules. rules rules rules. even if my christianity is "wrong" im pretty sure your guys' is down the same path.

Explain to me how a "godly man" can live in California of all places, much less the San Fransisco Bay Area? The first statement is correct; you are a sodomite. Even if you don't actually engage in any man on man sex by peaceful coexisting with that sin it means you encourage it.

[Twitcharris]

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to everyone on this fourum: you all have shown me how many crazy cult-followers their really are in this world. hope you all have a nice day in your gated community.

[Bobby-Joe]

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to everyone on this fourum: you all have shown me how many crazy cult-followers their really are in this world. hope you all have a nice day in your gated community.

Care to respond to any of our points? If you claim you have the truth on your side why are you such a coward.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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to everyone on this fourum: you all have shown me how many crazy cult-followers their really are in this world. hope you all have a nice day in your gated community.

Dear Hateful Godmocker;

How is it crazy to worship Jesus? Do you realize how hateful you sound? Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[Remy Lebeau]

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to everyone on this fourum: you all have shown me how many crazy cult-followers their really are in this world. hope you all have a nice day in your gated community.

Translation: Oh, crap!! I don't know anything about Jesus so I'm going to tuck tail and run before these REAL Christians show me the TRUTH and then I'll feel guilty for all the fornicating, fag enabling and secular lifestyle choices I make that, in the back of my mind, I know the Bible forbids.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Please feel free to explain to us in detail how we have departed from the Word.

Don't be in such a rush to answer. Take your time. We'll wait.

[Bob4God]

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We're not a cult, we're a church family!

The insinuation that we would actually kill you outright is just plain insulting! We will instead pray for your death.

But I should warn you now that we and millions of other fundamentalist Christians are working to get the KJV 1611 enacted as Federal law, and then filth like you will have no place to hide!

[Keith]

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twithy - cult invariably harm those members at the lowest rank

in my opinion - these folks are trying to do the opposite - guide, serve and protect their flock

[Vavoline Johnson]

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twithy - cult invariably harm those members at the lowest rank

in my opinion - these folks are trying to do the opposite - guide, serve and protect their flock

Well, I is da lowest here on da church totem pole and ain't nobody tryin to harm me!
Dat right, da good folks and Pastas here at da Landover do nothin but take care of us...the dumber we be the more they protect us.
You tell Twitchy he got it all wrong!