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  • Aleister
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Oct 2009
    • 20

    #1

    Please allow me to introduce myself...

    Greetings to all! I am quite pleased to finally have the opportunity to acquaint myself with those whose expertise exceeds my own in all things Christian. I mean you no harm and am here only to observe and learn, if you will so indulge me. I have found the antics of those who involve themselves here to be quite entertaining and, dare I say, compelling. I look forward to getting to know each of you personally during my stay here. I am quite approachable and will welcome whatever discourse is offered herein.
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...

    Originally posted by Aleister View Post
    Greetings to all! I am quite pleased to finally have the opportunity to acquaint myself with those whose expertise exceeds my own in all things Christian. I mean you no harm and am here only to observe and learn, if you will so indulge me. I have found the antics of those who involve themselves here to be quite entertaining and, dare I say, compelling. I look forward to getting to know each of you personally during my stay here. I am quite approachable and will welcome whatever discourse is offered herein.
    An intro post on a True Christian forum and you don't even state if you are a Christian. Are saved? If not, bugger off.

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    • Aleister
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Oct 2009
      • 20

      #3
      Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...

      Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
      An intro post on a True Christian forum and you don't even state if you are a Christian. Are saved? If not, bugger off.
      Aye, lad, I did not state whether or not I am a Christian or "saved". You, sir, are an astute observer. Yet, I did state my intentions and was unaware that a forum policy might exist prohibiting my participation herein if I meet neither of your criteria (hypothetically speaking). If such a policy does indeed exist, I will offer my most humble apologies and take my leave ("bugger off", as you so eloquently suggested) forthwith. If, however, no such policy exists, I will remain and my stated intentions will not have been amended. As I previously stated, I mean you no harm. I am here to observe and learn from my interactions with the LBC bretheren, a process you have kindly, if unwittingly, begun on behalf of your bretheren. How very nice to meet you, Brother Avatar.

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...

        Unsaved Unwelcome

        And I see you are unsaved as you quote Mick quoting Satan in your sig.

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        • Aleister
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Oct 2009
          • 20

          #5
          Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...

          Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
          Unsaved Unwelcome

          And I see you are unsaved as you quote Mick quoting Satan in your sig.
          I quoted the lyrics of a song written by Mick Jagger (I see you're on a first-name basis with him) and Keith Richards. The use of percussion in that tune was particularly interesting, wouldn't you agree?

          Thank you ever so much for the link to the information explaining the overall feelings of the LBC bretheren toward those they do not know to be "saved". I am grateful for the opportunity to learn. What you unfortunately and (I'm certain) accidentally omitted was the information covering the policy that prohibits the use of this forum by (hypothetically) "unsaved" participants.

          I so look forward to getting to know more or your friends and, perhaps, meeting in person one day.

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          • Brother Enoch
            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2008
            • 4392

            #6
            Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...

            Originally posted by Aleister View Post
            I quoted the lyrics of a song written by Mick Jagger (I see you're on a first-name basis with him) and Keith Richards. The use of percussion in that tune was particularly interesting, wouldn't you agree?

            Thank you ever so much for the link to the information explaining the overall feelings of the LBC bretheren toward those they do not know to be "saved". I am grateful for the opportunity to learn. What you unfortunately and (I'm certain) accidentally omitted was the information covering the policy that prohibits the use of this forum by (hypothetically) "unsaved" participants.

            I so look forward to getting to know more or your friends and, perhaps, meeting in person one day.
            Sadly I don't have acces to the ban button. Remember, however, that you have no rights here. The trigger can be pulled at any time. In the meantime, avail yourself of the Truth found in this forum, it may save you.

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            • Nurse Clampett
              Jesus's Favorite Nurse
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 974

              #7
              Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...

              Hello, Al. You sound familiar...something about a dead catholic comes to mind...
              Luke 5:31
              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • Nurse Clampett
                Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 974

                #8
                Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...

                Another thing...You're a dead magician! Can't you sign up here as a live sinner at least?
                Luke 5:31
                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
                  True Christian™ Televangelist
                  Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622

                  #9
                  Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...

                  A dead homosexual drug-addicted Satanist magician, actually. Aleister Crowley's biography is actually a highly recommended read for anyone who wants to see where a life mocking Christ will get you.

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • Aleister
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 20

                    #10
                    Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...

                    Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                    Sadly I don't have acces to the ban button. Remember, however, that you have no rights here. The trigger can be pulled at any time. In the meantime, avail yourself of the Truth found in this forum, it may save you.
                    Would that I could know how I have offended you, especially to the extent that you would wish me banned from this forum. I ask for no rights other that those already afforded to me to this point. I will work diligently to avoid offending those of you who deign to teach the truth as you know it. I am, as I have stated, here to observe and learn and I mean you no harm or discomfort.

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                    • Aleister
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 20

                      #11
                      Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      A dead homosexual drug-addicted Satanist magician, actually. Aleister Crowley's biography is actually a highly recommended read for anyone who wants to see where a life mocking Christ will get you.
                      Rev. Jim Osborne, Aleister Crowley is long dead (a fact a man of your education and intellect well knows) and, with my choice of a username, I certainly did not mean to imply any sort or allegiance to or parallel with someone of his ilk.

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                      • Nurse Clampett
                        Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 974

                        #12
                        Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...

                        Originally posted by Aleister View Post
                        Rev. Jim Osborne, Aleister Crowley is long dead (a fact a man of your education and intellect well knows) and, with my choice of a username, I certainly did not mean to imply any sort or allegiance to or parallel with someone of his ilk.
                        Of course you wouldn't do such a thing! You took his name and picture. No connection at all!
                        Luke 5:31
                        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #13
                          Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...

                          I smell so many lies and the pile of stinking deceit is getting awfully tall here. Let's through another moral on the barbie, Where are you claiming to be from this time?
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Lola Handcock
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 739

                            #14
                            Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...

                            If I am not mistaken the song referenced by the gentleman is a song of praise about the DEVIL.
                            Do you worshipe the Devil?

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                            • Bryan Tamariki
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 285

                              #15
                              Re: Please allow me to introduce myself...

                              Sister Lola I believe that the song referenced by the gentleman is a song about being the DEVIL, which is even worse - the 'gentleman' is a satanist and a liar.
                              Joshua 24:15
                              And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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