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  • John Smith
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    • Nov 2006
    • 127
    #1

    the new john smith is here

    i am excited and have changed my ways
    i grew tired of the private messages complaining about my posting style so i will indent each sentence from now on
    i still feel it is letterist to capitalize but i will at least make more personal posts voicing my displeasure and regret that the landover baptist website and church is somehow still thriving and profiting online inspite of the numerous notifications i have sent to the aclu and the naacp both of which i am a supporting sponsor
    i feel that all of the members here need counseling and should get help immediately in dealing with their hatred and homophobia issues

    personally i am well
    i am single and enjoying my me time with plenty of books and a few movies and coffee with friends
    i recently saw precious during a private viewing and it devastated me and left me in tatters
    such a powerful story and it was almost as good as the book
    I am halfway through dreams from my father which i am reading for the fourth time barack obama is one of my favorite authors
    peace to you all and i hope everyone takes the time to feel good today
    this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it
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    • Lizzy b
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 51
      #2
      Re: the new john smith is here

      Originally posted by John Smith View Post
      i am excited and have changed my ways
      i grew tired of the private messages complaining about my posting style so i will indent each sentence from now on
      i still feel it is letterist to capitalize but i will at least make more personal posts voicing my displeasure and regret that the landover baptist website and church is somehow still thriving and profiting online inspite of the numerous notifications i have sent to the aclu and the naacp both of which i am a supporting sponsor
      i feel that all of the members here need counseling and should get help immediately in dealing with their hatred and homophobia issues

      personally i am well
      i am single and enjoying my me time with plenty of books and a few movies and coffee with friends
      i recently saw precious during a private viewing and it devastated me and left me in tatters
      such a powerful story and it was almost as good as the book
      I am halfway through dreams from my father which i am reading for the fourth time barack obama is one of my favorite authors
      peace to you all and i hope everyone takes the time to feel good today

      Surely it is a choice whether or not to visit this forum. If it offends you, then the answer is quite simple. Don't come here. I actually find the words you have written quite amusing. Nobody here hates. If by not glossing the truth, and by living by the words of God, you find that a bad thing. Sir maybe you are the one who needs help.
      The wicked flee when no man pursueth, but the righteous are bold as a lion.

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        • John Smith
          Unsaved trash
          • Nov 2006
          • 127
          #3
          Re: the new john smith is here

          i disagree and i hope you will learn to love before the hatred inside becomes too much to bear and you take it out on your kids
          i worked at the aclu so i know im alright
          this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639
              #4
              Re: the new john smith is here

              Originally posted by John Smith View Post
              i still feel it is letterist to capitalize but i will at least make more personal posts voicing my displeasure and regret that the landover baptist website and church is somehow still thriving and profiting online inspite of the numerous notifications i have sent to the aclu and the naacp both of which i am a supporting sponsor
              God is greater than the ACLU, the NAACP, ACORN, the HRC, and the rest of the Christ-hating liberal alphabet-soup sleeper cells put together. I believe that the Holy Ghost has led you back here so that you can repent of your liberalism and become a True Christian™.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22889
                  #5
                  Re: the new john smith is here

                  Originally posted by John Smith View Post
                  [...]i feel that all of the members here need counseling and should get help immediately in dealing with their hatred and homophobia issues[...]
                  As soon as God makes it known unto us that He has changed His Policy on homers, we will change ours.

                  As it is, your argument is with The Lord of Hosts and, apart from one incident involving chariots of iron, I can think of no instance where He has not been victorious.

                  Resistance is futile; enemies of God are condemned to Hell. (Just saying...)
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Brother Enoch
                      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 4392
                      #6
                      Re: the new john smith is here

                      Johnny-boy, have you considered just not visiting the site if it offends you so? Maybe go get yourself some jungle love to show how open minded you are. Or maybe experiment with some of the local homer boys, AIDS is not that bad, right? Don't waste your time here, all you'll find is God's Word and God's Faithful, and I know you have no interest in that.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453
                          #7
                          Re: the new john smith is here

                          Well John, we are certainly blessed with your presence and by your persecution. I am glad you managed to take time out of your day of hating the less fortunate to spew a little of that in our direction. Thanks for being an equal opportunity bigot.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: the new john smith is here

                              Hey John, what ever happened to your wetback husband? I'll bet he robbed you blind and left you for some 14 year old seniorita, am I right?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • Professor Tyeisha X
                                  WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
                                  Unsaved trash
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 293
                                  #9
                                  Re: the new john smith is here

                                  Mr. Smith, you're a sight for sore eyes! It's wonderful to have another progressive, intelligent poster here. Even though you're a white male, you've at least learned that your kind is a cancer on the world and have made amends to help change that.

                                  Please stick around. I am sure we can get it through these thick Baptwit skulls that their ways are wrong and we are right!

                                  Fight the good fight, my brother. FOR THE PEOPLE!!!
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                                  Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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