[RossDLtn]

Re: Hello fellow worshipers of God

Sorry for my misconception. It won't happen again. Please forgive me, as I am old, and my mind seems to wander.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello fellow worshipers of God

Sorry for my misconception. It won't happen again. Please forgive me, as I am old, and my mind seems to wander.

We would all like to hear more about you. Are you an old Man, and old woman, an old demon? Details please.

[RossDLtn]

Re: Hello fellow worshipers of God

I am an old Man, and certainly not an old demon. As for the "Juggalo" fellow, he is a young, as-of-yet unsaved soul. My apparent physical conditions (stemming from my age) prevent me from saving him directly. I try every day from the confines of my home, but he turns the other cheek at every attempt.

Please forgive me if I don't seem motivated to save him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello fellow worshipers of God

I am an old Man, and certainly not an old demon. As for the "Juggalo" fellow, he is a young, as-of-yet unsaved soul. My apparent physical conditions (stemming from my age) prevent me from saving him directly. I try every day from the confines of my home, but he turns the other cheek at every attempt.

Please forgive me if I don't seem motivated to save him.

You seem like a juggalo homer trying to mock Jesus. Which would be a serious mistake, son.

[RossDLtn]

Re: Hello fellow worshipers of God

I am appalled. I came to this forum to find fellow worshipers of God, not people who call me something that I'm not.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello fellow worshipers of God

I am appalled. I came to this forum to find fellow worshipers of God, not people who call me something that I'm not.

Well Mr. Appalled, you have found God's favorite forum, filled to the brim with True Christians™ everywhere. What are you going to do now? So far all we've seen you do is whine and make excuses in poor English.

Please by all means share your favorite scriptures. Or your favorite ICP tunes, whichever suits you.

[RossDLtn]

Re: Hello fellow worshipers of God

It appears that you have an uncanny ability to weed out the fakes and the frauds. That is indeed a good ability to have.

Hmm, favorite scriptures. I do love the story of David and Goliath. It is amazing to me how a man such as David could defeat a giant such as Goliath. It is truly a work of God.

[Brother Samuel]

Re: Hello fellow worshippers of God

Hello, everyone. My name is Ross Davis, and I am the senior pastor at Littleton Baptist. I have been reading much about you all, and I must say, I am impressed. We must fight for Truth in all things. We must praise the Lord our Savior. Have you any thoughts on the matter?

Brother Ross,

I can already see that you are NOT a man of God that I thought you were. You seem afraid to tell of your faith in Jesus and you believe in heretical books not included in the Bible, and as such, you are NOT welcome here. I hope you have a wonderful time fellowshipping with other fraudulent Christians elsewhere.

In Christ,

Brother Samuel

[RossDLtn]

Re: Hello fellow worshippers of God

Samuel my Brother, you have my great thanks. It warms my heart to be welcomed my the True Christians. I shall try at all times of the day (and night) to praise the Lord in His name.

[Brother Samuel]

Re: Hello fellow worshippers of God

Samuel my Brother, you have my great thanks. It warms my heart to be welcomed my the True Christians. I shall try at all times of the day (and night) to praise the Lord in His name.

Excuse me? I did not welcome you at all. Where did you get that from? I told you that you were a hypocrite who has come to Landover seeking people who believe the same things you do (i.e. the Book of Thomas...). Well, we don't. You should go elsewhere unless you can come into line with what the Holy KJV1611 Bible says.

In Christ,

Brother Samuel

[RossDLtn]

Re: Hello fellow worshippers of God

Shame on you for trying to confuse an old man such as myself. When I read your post, it clearly welcomed me. Oh well, I guess I shall go elsewhere, if that is your wish.

[Brother Samuel]

Re: Hello fellow worshippers of God

Shame on you for trying to confuse an old man such as myself. When I read your post, it clearly welcomed me. Oh well, I guess I shall go elsewhere, if that is your wish.

You are welcome here (as is everyone) as long as you keep in line with what Landover (and God) believes. You should check out this link. Stick to those rules and you'll be fine.

[RossDLtn]

Re: Hello fellow worshippers of God

If that is the case, which it clearly is, then the rules shall be stuck to.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello fellow worshippers of God

If that is the case, which it clearly is, then the rules shall be stuck to.

Friend,

Have you considered instead of going away coming to HIM?

Clearly you have much to repent of. We of Landover are here to help you with that.

[Star Finder]

Re: Hello fellow worshippers of God

Roos,

you will find that the god-obsessed runners of this here LBC internet page are not as closed minded as they appear at first blush. They are a rebuking sort but, ever mindful of their greatest wish, which is to convert sinners and heathens such as myself, they often allow person such as myself to stick around, in the hopes that through some sort of process of erosion, I will eventually sucumb and repent.

so anyway its nice to have a lying charlatan as a new friend. welcome!