I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Hey ya'll. I am in the process of converting to Catholicism and am just curious as to your opinions (maybe).

I'm also a believer in Reincarnation, as it is the only thing that can level the playing field in terms of the killing spree that Bush, et al have embarked on. Those Iraqis sure never asked to be bombed to smithereens. It's sinful.

You all should know that in the early church of Christ the gnostics did embrace Reincarnation.

Another reason to convert to Catholicism is because it's not exactly like being a Baptist. I had a miserable childhood and I credit much of it to my mother, who incidentally was raised a Baptist before converting to Lutheranism, which is REALLY boring. At least Catholics have fun.

[Dukie]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

I believe that you'll be reincarnated on satan's engorged member.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Hey ya'll. I am in the process of converting to Catholicism and am just curious as to your opinions (maybe).

I'm also a believer in Reincarnation, as it is the only thing that can level the playing field in terms of the killing spree that Bush, et al have embarked on. Those Iraqis sure never asked to be bombed to smithereens. It's sinful.

Dear Lord! I wonder if this might be some kind of Stinko De Mayo prank. Anyway, I think your belief in reincarnation will go just fine with Cathylicking . . . and I'm sure when you reincarnate, you will become one of these for Satan's cavalcade of sexual perversions. As for your last statement, those mooslums are trying to take our oil and that's enough reason to kill all of them!

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Hey ya'll. I am in the process of converting to Catholicism and am just curious as to your opinions (maybe).

I'm also a believer in Reincarnation, as it is the only thing that can level the playing field in terms of the killing spree that Bush, et al have embarked on. Those Iraqis sure never asked to be bombed to smithereens. It's sinful.

You all should know that in the early church of Christ the gnostics did embrace Reincarnation.

Another reason to convert to Catholicism is because it's not exactly like being a Baptist. I had a miserable childhood and I credit much of it to my mother, who incidentally was raised a Baptist before converting to Lutheranism, which is REALLY boring. At least Catholics have fun.

Well, thank you Glendora the good witch (from where in Wizard of Oz?)

Please tell me what is fun about being a Baptist. Seems to me like it would be hell on Earth, not to say Earth isn't hell. That is why we reincarnate, to re-evaluate our lives and do better the next time. It is the only way I can accept the evil done by the Christians under Bushco (and Bushco, which if there ever were an antichrist family, it would be that administration).

Dear Lord! I wonder if this might be some kind of Stinko De Mayo prank. Anyway, I think your belief in reincarnation will go just fine with Cathylicking . . . and I'm sure when you reincarnate, you will become one of these for Satan's cavalcade of sexual perversions. As for your last statement, those mooslums are trying to take our oil and that's enough reason to kill all of them!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Hey ya'll. I am in the process of converting to Catholicism and am just curious as to your opinions (maybe).

If you look in the False Religions and Cults section, you'll find several threads about the Mary cult. I recommend starting here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=364

I'm also a believer in Reincarnation, as it is the only thing that can level the playing field in terms of the killing spree that Bush, et al have embarked on. Those Iraqis sure never asked to be bombed to smithereens. It's sinful.

Muslims invaded and conquered more than half of the former Christian empire, raping murdering women and children as they went. They still squat on resources (oil) God intended for His people. So, yes, they did ask for it.

However, we believe in the Resurrection, not in endless recycling of souls.

You all should know that in the early church of Christ the gnostics did embrace Reincarnation.

Kindly show us where the Bible indicates this.

Another reason to convert to Catholicism is because it's not exactly like being a Baptist. I had a miserable childhood and I credit much of it to my mother, who incidentally was raised a Baptist before converting to Lutheranism, which is REALLY boring. At least Catholics have fun.

Er, Catholics don't believe in Reincarnation. They believe in praying to idols, faux cannibalism, buggering boys, and that hell is not a real place. You seem to be grossly misinformed about the Mary-worshippers.

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

BTW, Glendora, what happened to that guy's legs in the pic? I don't see them. I get the drift, but where are his legs?

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

If you look in the False Religions and Cults section, you'll find several threads about the Mary cult. I recommend starting here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=364

Muslims invaded and conquered more than half of the former Christian empire, raping murdering women and children as they went. They still squat on resources (oil) God intended for His people. So, yes, they did ask for it.

However, we believe in the Resurrection, not in endless recycling of souls.

Kindly show us where the Bible indicates this.

Er, Catholics don't believe in Reincarnation. They believe in praying to idols, faux cannibalism, buggering boys, and that hell is not a real place. You seem to be grossly misinformed about the Mary-worshippers.

Oh, I hate to do this, but I will. On second thought, here is the link. BTW, 25% of Catholics polled DO believe in Reincarnation. They also have those fun beer party deals after the Mass.

http://www.thenazareneway.com/reincarnation.htm

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Oh, I hate to do this, but I will. On second thought, here is the link. BTW, 25% of Catholics polled DO believe in Reincarnation. They also have those fun beer party deals after the Mass.

http://www.thenazareneway.com/reincarnation.htm

Unless the Pope is one of them -- which he isn't -- those 25% of Mary-worshippers are apostate and preaching heretical doctrine.

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Unless the Pope is one of them -- which he isn't -- those 25% of Mary-worshippers are apostate and preaching heretical doctrine.

Hmm...Bush's approval rating is at 28%. Hmm...every good Baptist should be supporting him. Hmm..they must be conforming to heretical doctrine. Therefore, SO ARE YA'LL!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Hmm...Bush's approval rating is at 28%. Hmm...every good Baptist should be supporting him. Hmm..they must be conforming to heretical doctrine. Therefore, SO ARE YA'LL!

Congratulations!

I believe you have made the single most idiotic, nonsensical post ever made on this Forum!

Clearly, you're not American, or you'd know the vast majority of the population is NOT Baptist.

Meanwhile, you say you want to be a Catholic, yet embrace doctrines which are not consistent with Catholicism, or in fact any form of Christianity, and not supported in any way by Scripture.

Would it not make more sense for you to become a Hindu or a Buddhist, since you want to believe in reincarnation, and it's their idea?

You can't change God's Word to suit yourself!

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Congratulations!

I believe you have made the single most idiotic, nonsensical post ever made on this Forum!

Clearly, you're not American, or you'd know the vast majority of the population is NOT Baptist.

Meanwhile, you say you want to be a Catholic, yet embrace doctrines which are not consistent with Catholicism, or in fact any form of Christianity, and not supported in any way by Scripture.

Would it not make more sense for you to become a Hindu or a Buddhist, since you want to believe in reincarnation, and it's their idea?

You can't change God's Word to suit yourself!

Thank you for the compliment. I cannot think of a greater compliment than for someone to say I must not be American. Since my shrink is from the Phillipines (originally), my therapist from Ireland (originally) and my Handyman from Italy (originally), I must be doing something right!! Yay!!!!!!!

I realize my logic wasn't straight there, but I've had a couple sippy cups of wine on a Saturday night.

I score highest on the religion compatibility test with Sikhs (spelling?) actually, but there is that fundamentalist background I contend with, much like your own perverted selves, which tells me I must be a Christian of some sort of other, lest I burn in the eternal flames ya'll subscribe to.

Jesus himself was actually a liberal and pretty okay, but what religion has done over centuries is tragic.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

I score highest on the religion compatibility test with Sikhs (spelling?) actually, but there is that fundamentalist background I contend with, much like your own perverted selves, which tells me I must be a Christian of some sort of other, lest I burn in the eternal flames ya'll subscribe to.

We're not at all perverted, and attempting to insult people isn't a way to win friends or influence people.

By the way, "ya'll" is not a word. "Y'all" is a contraction for "you all", which I believe is what you intend . . . one more reason I assume you're not American.

Jesus himself was actually a liberal and pretty okay, but what religion has done over centuries is tragic.

Please provide the Scriptural basis for your errant belief that Jesus -- that is, God incarnate -- is a "liberal". Quotes from some Pastor Feelgood don't cut it.

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

We're not at all perverted, and attempting to insult people isn't a way to win friends or influence people.

By the way, "ya'll" is not a word. "Y'all" is a contraction for "you all", which I believe is what you intend . . . one more reason I assume you're not American.

Please provide the Scriptural basis for your errant belief that Jesus -- that is, God incarnate -- is a "liberal". Quotes from some Pastor Feelgood don't cut it.

First, thanks on the correction of ya'll. But I like it. But point taken.

Errant belief? Child, look at his works, which bucked the system completely, much like today's anti-war, anti-capitalist (i.e. money changers in the temple scenario, etc) and on and on will illustrate. This guy had nothing to do with the status quo, or oil, or power, or greed. He just had a message. That is where all Christians go awry in their interpretation of his message. Bible passages/scriptural basis? I guess one just has to read between the lines and have a heart. One can interpret them literally, as have the Baptists, or one can realize that the God we all "whatever" transcends all religions and "just is." Unless you're an atheist, of course, and then you are really living a life in vain.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

First, thanks on the correction of ya'll. But I like it. But point taken.

Errant belief? Child, look at his works, which bucked the system completely, much like today's anti-war, anti-capitalist (i.e. money changers in the temple scenario, etc) and on and on will illustrate. This guy had nothing to do with the status quo, or oil, or power, or greed. He just had a message. That is where all Christians go awry in their interpretation of his message. Bible passages/scriptural basis? I guess one just has to read between the lines and have a heart. One can interpret them literally, as have the Baptists, or one can realize that the God we all "whatever" transcends all religions and "just is." Unless you're an atheist, of course, and then you are really living a life in vain.

In other words, you base your "liberal Jesus" beliefs in your own vain imaginings, not in anything in God's Word. Never mind His telling people to obey secular authority (supporting the status quo), in your mind, He was telling them to rebel. Never mind Him saying He was here to uphold the Law, and to bring a sword, not peace; in your mind, He was saying, "I'm here to bring peace and hippie lurve to you all!"

Gotcha.

Enjoy your fantasies. Too bad that's all they are.

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

In other words, you base your "liberal Jesus" beliefs in your own vain imaginings, not in anything in God's Word. Never mind His telling people to obey secular authority (supporting the status quo), in your mind, He was telling them to rebel. Never mind Him saying He was here to uphold the Law, and to bring a sword, not peace; in your mind, He was saying, "I'm here to bring peace and hippie lurve to you all!"

Gotcha.

Enjoy your fantasies. Too bad that's all they are.

I read the New Testament and my understanding was that with the New Testament it negated the Old Testament. Now that is my understanding, but someone would have to prove me wrong. With the New Testament, it's all about Jesus, No? So all that other stuff loses its meaning. All that smite and smitten and whatever.

We all know that certain books were excluded from the Bible and the many translations therein. Therefore, one can never interpret it too rigidly. But the one thing I've been thinking about lately, and maybe this seems stupid, but how did our whole world's calendar year get based on when he came and when he left? That is significant and why? What is up with this B.C. stuff and why? Perhaps smarter minds than I can answer this here, but clearly NOT the Baptists for real.