[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Those Muslims are squatting on American oil. Even that liberal Kulongoski from Oregon says so, and that we need to secure our energy future.

Naturally, our Godly GW Bush knew that the average American won't look up from watching American Idolatry long enough to understand "secure energy future", so had to use a bit of a ruse to get their full consent to start the war. He has ample precedent from God in the use of deceit to accomplish a worthy goal.

Busted! Haha! Now I know you're not for real.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Busted! Haha! Now I know you're not for real.

Based on what?

Ohhh, you have one of those anti-Biblical Catholic beliefs that God would never ever deceive anyone. Is there no lie Father Feelgood won't tell, to keep you tossing coins in the collection plate and ignoring his boy-buggering?

God deceives people regularly, and is quite proud of that fact.

Haven't you read His Word?

Jeremiah 20:7
O LORD, thou hast deceived me, and I was deceived; thou art stronger than I, and hast prevailed: I am in derision daily, every one mocketh me.

What will He do when the Antichrist comes? He'll make people believe the Antichrist, that He may damn them.

2 Thessalonians 2:8-12


8And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:
9Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,
10And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
11And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: 12That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

He deceives prophets, then destroys them for allowing themselves to be deceived by Him!

Ezekiel 14:9
And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the LORD have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel.

What about idolatry? Have you ever wondered why there is such a high incidence of boy-buggery among the idolatrous Catholics? God MAKES them that way:

Romans 1:22-27

22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

23And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. <-- that's idolatry -OYK
24Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
26For this cause [that is, idolatry -OYK] God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error, which was meat.

I hope this helps you understand a bit more about who God really is, and why Catholics are damned to eternal torture.

We here at Landover Baptist Church follow the entire Bible, not just the bits we happen to like; we speak the whole truth about God and Jesus, not the "Pink and Purple Clouds Hippie Lurve God" nonsense Pastors and Fathers Feelgood like to tell you.

I'm sorry if you find that disturbing, but it is no reason to question our veracity. Please look up any reference we give you and confirm its accuracy yourself.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

This is funny. If there were still REAL men around, it might at least make SOME sense. I hope you treat your wife like a queen and buy her nice stuff like platinum diamond rings.

There are still real men around. As yet, I am unmarried, but if Jesus ever does find a wife for me, she'll consider herself lucky if I allow her to buy soy sauce!

Sorry, Rachael, but there IS a reason stereotypes come about. How is Catholicism more pagan than I realize?

Friend, does the phrase "fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads" mean anything to you?

FWIW, I am not a little girl. I can wish I were, but it ain't so.

What is up with you weirdos trying to make yourself more attractive to paedophiles? Is this another Japanee thing, or what? Do you still wear your Catholic schoolgirl uniform?

It's the epitomy of hypocrisy when christians support a war in which people who had NOTHING to do with 911 are being slaughtered. These christians are unforgiveable, in my opinion.

Friend, they worship Allah. Allah/Satan gave the orders for 9/11. Case closed.

Well.....just think of the word taste and eww at the same time. I feel like a pervert for even thinking it, but at least it isn't my tag line.

Gosh, you Catholic schoolgirls really are sex-crazed, aren't you?

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Those Muslims are squatting on American oil...

And there you have it.

These Bendover Babtwits are not into reincarnation but are consumed with promoting a Be in Car Nation. Their only true aims are to steal oil for the primarily Japanese cars they now drive, take money from unsuspecting fools on the internet and attack the Church of Rome, the one true Church of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.


Fringe cults like this give Religion a bad name and spoil the two thousand years of Godly work we Catholics have been doing since Jesus built his Church upon the rock of St. Peter.




Bless you, my future baby maker,
Father Mo

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Busted! Haha! Now I know you're not for real.

So you're saying that God never fools anyone?
Have you never even read the Bible? (But then, you're a cathylick, so I wouldn't be surprised if you haven't!)
Do read the verses that brother OYK posted, but also:

Behold, he breaketh down, and it cannot be built again: he shutteth up a man, and there can be no opening.
Behold, he withholdeth the waters, and they dry up: also he sendeth them out, and they overturn the earth.
With him is strength and wisdom: the deceived and the deceiver are his.
He leadeth counsellors away spoiled, and maketh the judges fools.
Job 12:14-17

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

There are still real men around. As yet, I am unmarried, but if Jesus ever does find a wife for me, she'll consider herself lucky if I allow her to buy soy sauce!

Soy sauce? Hmmm...I love soy sauce. Soy sauce and Japanese or Chinese or Indian rice.

Friend, does the phrase "fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads" mean anything to you?

No

What is up with you weirdos trying to make yourself more attractive to paedophiles? Is this another Japanee thing, or what? Do you still wear your Catholic schoolgirl uniform?

I was raised a Lutheran and am converting to Catholicism (maybe). However, my beliefs according to the Beliefometer Test (available on the Net, I'll see if I can find it) are more in alignment with Sikhism. So, maybe I'll look at Buddhism, as there are for sure no Sikh establishments here.

Friend, they worship Allah. Allah/Satan gave the orders for 9/11. Case closed.

You do realize, of course, that 911 was an inside job? This means our government did 911. This means Cheney ordered NORAD to stand down. This is why Georgy kicked back and read My Pet Goat to school children that fateful morning. You do realize that Prescott Bush (bush's grandfather) funded the Nazi war machine. You may know your bible, but I know 911 truth.

Gosh, you Catholic schoolgirls really are sex-crazed, aren't you?

Hmm, I used to be, but I can't find a man worthy of me these days.

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

So you're saying that God never fools anyone?
Have you never even read the Bible? (But then, you're a cathylick, so I wouldn't be surprised if you haven't!)
Do read the verses that brother OYK posted, but also:

Behold, he breaketh down, and it cannot be built again: he shutteth up a man, and there can be no opening.
Behold, he withholdeth the waters, and they dry up: also he sendeth them out, and they overturn the earth.
With him is strength and wisdom: the deceived and the deceiver are his.
He leadeth counsellors away spoiled, and maketh the judges fools.
Job 12:14-17

Ya'll keep quoting the old testament. Everyone knows that with the new testament all that old testament stuff is history. Ya'll need to get with the times.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Ya'll keep quoting the old testament. Everyone knows that with the new testament all that old testament stuff is history. Ya'll need to get with the times.

Could "ya'll" show me exactly where in the Holy Bible that Jesus tells us that the Old Testament is to be ignored? Because "ya'll" couldn't possibly be further from the truth, sinner.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Ya'll keep quoting the old testament. Everyone knows that with the new testament all that old testament stuff is history. Ya'll need to get with the times.

Apparently, you don't know your Bible very well, nor do you pay attention.

Two of the four verses I posted here are from the New Testament; 1 Thessalonians and Romans.

I've told you before, the word is "y'all". Contraction of "you all". Do try to keep up.

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Apparently, you don't know your Bible very well, nor do you pay attention.

Two of the four verses I posted here are from the New Testament; 1 Thessalonians and Romans.

I've told you before, the word is "y'all". Contraction of "you all". Do try to keep up.

Ok, ok. I'll read the verses.

I know what you said about ya'll, BTW.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

No

It's a reference to what your beloved Fuhrer wears atop his head.

You do realize, of course, that 911 was an inside job? This means our government did 911. This means Cheney ordered NORAD to stand down. This is why Georgy kicked back and read My Pet Goat to school children that fateful morning. You do realize that Prescott Bush (bush's grandfather) funded the Nazi war machine. You may know your bible, but I know 911 truth.

What on earth does Prescott Bush funding the Nazis have to do with Jesus allowing Satan to send a plane full of ragheads to attack Jew York? Now you're just making yourself look stupid.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Ya'll keep quoting the old testament. Everyone knows that with the new testament all that old testament stuff is history. Ya'll need to get with the times.

I dare you to give me a verse for that, pagan. Jesus said:
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets:
I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you,
Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Matthew 5:17-18

Has the heavens and earth passed already but everyone missed it?
But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
Matthew 4:4

And Jesus quotes Deuteronomy 8:3 (ie the OT) there^..
So does it really look like Jesus doesn't recognize the OT as valid to you?

The law (part of the OT) is works, and all true faith have works.
So when you say that it is gone, you show us all that your faith is false, and that you only follow your own ideas, not Jesus.
For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.
James 2:26

Stop listening to that feelgood "priest" who's taught you what you "know".. He's lying to you!
And as a cathylick, you would do well reading Matthew 23:9..

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

It's a reference to what your beloved Fuhrer wears atop his head.

What on earth does Prescott Bush funding the Nazis have to do with Jesus allowing Satan to send a plane full of ragheads to attack Jew York? Now you're just making yourself look stupid.

Because Satan had nothing to do with 911. It was the doing of Bushco, et al. I am not stupid. You are just ignorant of the truth. Not my problem you choose to live in blindness, but please do get enlightened.

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

I dare you to give me a verse for that, pagan. Jesus said:
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets:
I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you,
Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Matthew 5:17-18

Has the heavens and earth passed already but everyone missed it?
But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
Matthew 4:4

And Jesus quotes Deuteronomy 8:3 (ie the OT) there^..
So does it really look like Jesus doesn't recognize the OT as valid to you?

The law (part of the OT) is works, and all true faith have works.
So when you say that it is gone, you show us all that your faith is false, and that you only follow your own ideas, not Jesus.
For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.
James 2:26

Stop listening to that feelgood "priest" who's taught you what you "know".. He's lying to you!
And as a cathylick, you would do well reading Matthew 23:9..

Ugh. All these Bible verses. On second that, maybe I cannot handle True Christianity. I am going to explore other options. See!! This is what happens when Baptwists try to convert normal people!

If you'd just talk sense, I could listen.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Ugh. All these Bible verses. On second that, maybe I cannot handle True Christianity. I am going to explore other options. See!! This is what happens when Baptwists try to convert normal people!

If you'd just talk sense, I could listen.

Because Satan had nothing to do with 911. It was the doing of Bushco, et al. I am not stupid. You are just ignorant of the truth. Not my problem you choose to live in blindness, but please do get enlightened.

This isn't about any lack of sense on our part, it is about the fact that you only want to follow the parts of the Bible that YOU LIKE!
That isn't enlightment, it's ignorance and blindness, those very things you claim to dislike:
So you're not only damned to hell, but a hypocrite as well.

Nobody said God's truth was easy to understand for fools like you, nor that the way to Heaven was an easy one.
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
Matthew 7:14

We do speak sense, you simply cannot understand it:
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God:
For they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1 Corinthians 2:14