[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

To the author of the thread:
I believe in reincarnation. I'm Pagan.

And I was raised by a catholic mother and I know that the catholic church does not believe in reincarnation. They believe in heaven and hell. You can't go adding changes/extras to a religion where none exist and claiming them to be official because it suits you.

If you don't believe what they teach, then go with a different religion or belief.
Sheesh.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

I read the New Testament and my understanding was that with the New Testament it negated the Old Testament. Now that is my understanding, but someone would have to prove me wrong. With the New Testament, it's all about Jesus, No? So all that other stuff loses its meaning. All that smite and smitten and whatever.

See, here's your trouble. You are going on your own "understanding", which is mostly fantasy based, as Brother OYK has pointed out. If you had actually read the entire Bible you would know that nowhere does Jesus tell us that the OT is to be ignored or tossed out like trash. On the contrary,

Matt. 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

You see? God does not change. Don't go by your own imagination. don't go by what some false Christians have told you. Don't waste your time reading false versions of the Holy Bible, especially the catlicker one. The only true version of God's Holy Word is the KJV1611 Bible. Study it and forget everything else you've ever been told.

We all know that certain books were excluded from the Bible and the many translations therein. Therefore, one can never interpret it too rigidly. But the one thing I've been thinking about lately, and maybe this seems stupid, but how did our whole world's calendar year get based on when he came and when he left? That is significant and why? What is up with this B.C. stuff and why? Perhaps smarter minds than I can answer this here, but clearly NOT the Baptists for real.

Are you still in high school? You aren't a nigra are you? How can you ask such foolish questions? If you are smart enough to use a computer, then certainly you are able to look up for yourself the information you seek. Or is that too much trouble? You do sound like a nigra, as they are known to be pathologically lazy..

The Holy Bible is NOT to be "interpreted". We are the ONLY church in the world that follows the Holy KJV1611 Bible literally, word-for-word. Putting a spin on God's Words or cherry picking the verses you like from the ones you don't is exactly what mary worshipers do. If you want to join a cult that makes up utterly false teachings and claim they come from the Bible, then go ahead and join up with the catlickers. I hope you enjoy being sodomized by their priests.

[Enobarbus]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

To the author of the thread:
I believe in reincarnation. I'm Pagan.

And I was raised by a catholic mother and I know that the catholic church does not believe in reincarnation. They believe in heaven and hell. You can't go adding changes/extras to a religion where none exist and claiming them to be official because it suits you.

If you don't believe what they teach, then go with a different religion or belief.
Sheesh.

In fact the Papist dogs have now renounced belief in the reality of hell fire! Hell, according to their old communist leader -- not the current ex-Nazi, the previous one -- is just metaphorical. This makes it plain just how far these heretics are from Jesus and the truth. They will have a rude awakening when they stand before the Great White Throne and are tossed into everlasting torment!

[Enobarbus]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

I read the New Testament and my understanding was that with the New Testament it negated the Old Testament. Now that is my understanding, but someone would have to prove me wrong. With the New Testament, it's all about Jesus, No? So all that other stuff loses its meaning. All that smite and smitten and whatever.

We all know that certain books were excluded from the Bible and the many translations therein. Therefore, one can never interpret it too rigidly. But the one thing I've been thinking about lately, and maybe this seems stupid, but how did our whole world's calendar year get based on when he came and when he left? That is significant and why? What is up with this B.C. stuff and why? Perhaps smarter minds than I can answer this here, but clearly NOT the Baptists for real.

My friend, you are on the fast track to Hell Fire and eternal torment. What absurd nonsense you talk. As has already been pointed out, the notion that the New Testament somehow negates the old is to call God a liar.

Listen to the words of Jesus:

Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Matthew 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

Matthew 7:12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

John 5:46 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me; for he wrote of me.
John 5:47 But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

Nor is Jesus some sort of hippy liebral. This is another bit of nonsense that will see you turfed straight into the Pits if you do not repent of it very quickly.

Read Revelation: Jesus is going to return at the head of a great army with a great sword in his mouth and slaughter all evil-doers and those who do not accept him. Their blood is going to run in rivers and their bodies will be left lying about for the carrion birds to eat. This is not the actions of a hippy leibral -- these are the actions of a Just and Jealous God; a God of War.

Jesus said that he came not to bring peace but to bring a sword. Make no mistake about it, friend, when Jesus returns it's the likes of you, Rachael and the catholic heretics that he'll be gunning straight for!

Repent now and accept him as your personal Saviour before it is too late. (Remember to contact the main office at Landover to arrange a tithing regime.)

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

To the author of the thread:
I believe in reincarnation. I'm Pagan.

And I was raised by a catholic mother and I know that the catholic church does not believe in reincarnation. They believe in heaven and hell. You can't go adding changes/extras to a religion where none exist and claiming them to be official because it suits you.

If you don't believe what they teach, then go with a different religion or belief.
Sheesh.

Pagans do bad things like go to Burning Man.

My therapist also happens to be a former priest and told me parts of the Catholic church are not so rigid like they used to be. He also believes in some kind of afterlife and didn't tell me there is no such thing as reincarnation.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Pagans do bad things like go to Burning Man.

I believe you're confusing Burning Man, a big arts festival with all manner of heathens (not just Neo-Pagans) with Wicker Man, the 1970s documentary about Neo-Pagan beliefs and how they sacrifice Episcopalians. (Note: A fictional movie of the same title, starring Nicholas Cage, was made recently. That's a Hollyweird version, and not the one you want.)

My therapist also happens to be a former priest and told me parts of the Catholic church are not so rigid like they used to be. He also believes in some kind of afterlife and didn't tell me there is no such thing as reincarnation.

Is your excommunicated former-priest therapist the Pope? Last I checked, the Mary-worshippers follow what the Pope tells them, and he is supposedly the inerrant representative of God on earth.

So, when Pope Nazinger says that Catholics believe in reincarnation, that's when it becomes Catholic belief. Until then, your excommunicated former-priest therapist is just another heretic.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

My therapist also happens to be a former priest and told me parts of the Catholic church are not so rigid like they used to be. He also believes in some kind of afterlife and didn't tell me there is no such thing as reincarnation.

I'm sorry to hear about your false catholic therapist - did they defrock him because his inability to achieve rigidity prevented him from molesting alterboys to the high standards demanded by the Pope, or did his heretical false doctrines also play a role?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Pagans do bad things like go to Burning Man.

An art festival is a bad thing? Would you prefer a world without creativity, beauty and expression?
And if you seriously do believe that 'pagans are bad' because you've been told so, well, I feel sorry for you.

My therapist also happens to be a former priest and told me parts of the Catholic church are not so rigid like they used to be. He also believes in some kind of afterlife and didn't tell me there is no such thing as reincarnation.

It doesn't matter what one individual catholic believes. If a person is part of the catholic church, they basically on some level adhere to the teachings of the vatican in Rome.
And that vatican you follow does NOT believe in reincarnation. Until they say they do, you cannot claim that the catholic church supports reincarnation, only that you do.

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Those of you on earth who cannot dance, cannot sing or cannot imagine are going to make excellent Baptists! Thus sayeth the Lordy, Lordy!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Those of you on earth who cannot dance, cannot sing or cannot imagine are going to make excellent Baptists! Thus sayeth the Lordy, Lordy!

Who told you that Baptists do not sing, dance, or imagine?

I'm singing praise to Jesus and dancing right now, as I imagine your pink frilly dress bursting into flames as you realize that you are about to begin an eternity in Hellfire!

Meanwhile, once again, you (poor "victim") are here insulting us without provocation. Pathetic.

Why are you so desperate for attention? Did your daddy neglect you?

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Um, er, I've read this thread with amusement.

Burning Man is just one big excuse for drugs, sex and rock and roll, under the guise of "creativity." It's one giant naked shower replete with painting naked body parts. Even my BF wouldn't let me go with him. No doubt I would have spoiled his little pagan party.

Second, you "Baptists" are much too eloquent (not to mention the grammar, vocabulary and spelling) to be real Baptists. What's up with that? The last time I read such verbiage was on an ATHEIST forum!!!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Um, er, I've read this thread with amusement.

Burning Man is just one big excuse for drugs, sex and rock and roll, under the guise of "creativity." It's one giant naked shower replete with painting naked body parts. Even my BF wouldn't let me go with him. No doubt I would have spoiled his little pagan party.

Second, you "Baptists" are much too eloquent (not to mention the grammar, vocabulary and spelling) to be real Baptists. What's up with that? The last time I read such verbiage was on an ATHEIST forum!!!

It speaks poorly of the popular culture in the United States that the perception exists that Baptists are uneducated rednecks.

Landover Baptist Church's membership is largely well-educated. Our previous (usually secular) educations are augmented by Landover's patented Witness Elucidation Program, in which public speaking, grammar, and writing skills are emphasized. Creation Science, explaining how science demonstrates Creationism, and Christian Mathematics, proving that 1 = 3, are touched upon, with additional electives available in those areas.

It is of the utmost importance that Landover's representatives know how to communicate clearly and concisely with people from all walks of life. We are presenting God's Word to the world, not hawking baked goods at some redneck county fair! Our success means eternal salvation for others, instead of damnation and infinite torture! Is that not reason enough to study a little harder?

Meanwhile, I do not doubt that you've run into similarly-educated folk on your atheist God-haters forums. Those people get a little secular education, and then decide they don't need God. Soon, they delude themselves into believing He doesn't even exist, and that they should mock their neighbors into sharing this "Anti-God Delusion". They make up stereotypes about Christians, claiming that we're all ignoramuses and of questionable sanity and morality. They create characters for their little God-hater forums who pretend to be Baptist, typing in broken English as though they just left the trailer park. It's reprehensible, the things these God-haters do to serve their true master, Satan!

Such hatred makes Jesus weep. He only wants to love them . . . and you. Why must you mock Him so?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Um, er, I've read this thread with amusement.

Burning Man is just one big excuse for drugs, sex and rock and roll, under the guise of "creativity." It's one giant naked shower replete with painting naked body parts. Even my BF wouldn't let me go with him. No doubt I would have spoiled his little pagan party.

Well, it's good to see that, while you may be a hellbound pagan scumbag, at least you're valiantly resisting the dubious temptations of feminazism and are completely submissive to male authority. God approves of that much, at least.

Second, you "Baptists" are much too eloquent (not to mention the grammar, vocabulary and spelling) to be real Baptists. What's up with that? The last time I read such verbiage was on an ATHEIST forum!!!

Why do you stereotype people in such a cruel and unthinking way? Why are you so afraid of people who aren't like you?

EDIT: Oh, and why did they defrock your false Catholic pedotherapist?

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

It speaks poorly of the popular culture in the United States that the perception exists that Baptists are uneducated rednecks.

If your statement were true, they wouldn't be supporting Bush in our occupation of Iraq.

Landover Baptist Church's membership is largely well-educated. Our previous (usually secular) educations are augmented by Landover's patented Witness Elucidation Program, in which public speaking, grammar, and writing skills are emphasized. Creation Science, explaining how science demonstrates Creationism, and Christian Mathematics, proving that 1 = 3, are touched upon, with additional electives available in those areas.

1 = 3? Nuff said.

It is of the utmost importance that Landover's representatives know how to communicate clearly and concisely with people from all walks of life. We are presenting God's Word to the world, not hawking baked goods at some redneck county fair! Our success means eternal salvation for others, instead of damnation and infinite torture! Is that not reason enough to study a little harder?

Well, I agree with you in theory, however it doesn't carry over to the reality of folks like Jerry Falwell, Jimmy Swaggert, et al.

Meanwhile, I do not doubt that you've run into similarly-educated folk on your atheist God-haters forums. Those people get a little secular education, and then decide they don't need God. Soon, they delude themselves into believing He doesn't even exist, and that they should mock their neighbors into sharing this "Anti-God Delusion". They make up stereotypes about Christians, claiming that we're all ignoramuses and of questionable sanity and morality. They create characters for their little God-hater forums who pretend to be Baptist, typing in broken English as though they just left the trailer park. It's reprehensible, the things these God-haters do to serve their true master, Satan!

They don't believe in God, so they cannot hate God.

Such hatred makes Jesus weep. He only wants to love them . . . and you. Why must you mock Him so?

Mock him so?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there?

Second, you "Baptists" are much too eloquent (not to mention the grammar, vocabulary and spelling) to be real Baptists. What's up with that? The last time I read such verbiage was on an ATHEIST forum!!!

It is because we are REAL Baptist, unlike the cut and paste FAKE Christian Baptists you are used to. Jesus guides our posts accounting for their readability. It is HIS hand that guides me to a spell checker! PRAISE!