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  • BecauseYou'reWorthIt
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2009
    • 4
    #1

    Hello

    I'm new to these forums.

    I'm a strong Christian, but I don't understand why under my username is "unsaved trash"?

    Anyway,
    Hello everyone
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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Hello Friend.

      We at Landover Baptist do a thourough background check (actually, our DoF does that) on every new member before we can remove that information.

      You would not believe how many people come here to troll and mock Baby Jesus, under the pretense that they are Christians.

      Can you tell us a little more about yourself? How did you find Christ? What church do you attend. Your three favorite Bible verses?
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • BecauseYou'reWorthIt
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Nov 2009
          • 4
          #3
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          Hello Friend.

          We at Landover Baptist do a thourough background check (actually, our DoF does that) on every new member before we can remove that information.

          You would not believe how many people come here to troll and mock Baby Jesus, under the pretense that they are Christians.

          Can you tell us a little more about yourself? How did you find Christ? What church do you attend. Your three favorite Bible verses?
          Hello,

          I completely understand, trolling and mocking baby Jesus is just wrong.

          Sure, I'm female and I'm 23. I found Christ through my local church about 5 years ago. I attend Manchester Baptist Church.

          My 3 favourite bible verses are John 3:16, 1 Cor 13:4-13 and Psalm 23.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22889
              #4
              Re: Hello

              How many children do you have? Is your husband a Baptist too? Which do you like best, cooking or cleaning?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • BecauseYou'reWorthIt
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 4
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  I don't have any children at the moment. I'm not currently married but I am engaged to be married next year. Yes, my fiancee is also a baptist. I like both cooking and cleaning, but if I had to choose I'd pick cooking.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by BecauseYou'reWorthIt View Post
                      I don't have any children at the moment. I'm not currently married but I am engaged to be married next year. Yes, my fiancee is also a baptist. I like both cooking and cleaning, but if I had to choose I'd pick cooking.
                      How old are you, girl? What church do you attend? I mean which Manchester Baptist? THIS one? I may know your pastor.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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