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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405
    #16
    Re: Knowledge is power.

    Originally posted by Andreas View Post


    German is quite similar: du, Sie, ihr, Sie.
    Well ant' that a pity you two. Maybe Jesus should invite you two kids over for a tea party so you can tell Him how to write His book, right? God speaks, we listen, got it right?

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2026
        • 15118
        #17
        Re: Knowledge is power.

        Originally posted by BibleBetty View Post
        You make good points. As for the name of the Bible I own ....it my Childrens Bible version. I can't get past the Thee's and Thous and so forth of the actual Bible without getting frustrated with it all.
        Pastors, do we have to put up with this illiterate Vagrant wittering on?

        She obviously has no place on the Freehold Estate and has no intention of showing her Love and Devotion to Jesus by Donating to his cause.

        Even the people I employ at my home have their very own Bible(KJV1611) Full strength, and not the Childs Unleaded version. They all Tithe on a weekly basis to our Church.
        Or I Fire them.
        Of course Jesus sent you here for a reason, and the reason so far is to make you see that being Unsaved Trash is a lifestyle choice, and until you Beg/Borrow enough money to Tithe at Landover there will be absolutely NO way you can become a True Christian™

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621
            #18
            Re: Knowledge is power.

            Originally posted by BibleBetty View Post
            You make good points. As for the name of the Bible I own ....it my Childrens Bible version. I can't get past the Thee's and Thous and so forth of the actual Bible without getting frustrated with it all.
            If you had a complex safety manual for some dangerous electrical equipment, would you become frustrated and look for a kiddies' version of that? We are talking about the safety manual for your eternal soul here, it's worth getting the real version, and paying attention!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Spanky
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Oct 2006
                • 10
                #19
                Re: Knowledge is power.

                I posted some cash in the paypal account, am I good to go now?

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                  • Spanky
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 10
                    #20
                    Re: Knowledge is power.

                    I hope it was enough, how much do you guys give?

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                      • Spanky
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 10
                        #21
                        Re: Knowledge is power.

                        I've never given money to a church before. I have done some bad things according to your KJV(1611) bible that you guys quote from. Will Landover Baptist forgive me and help me get to heaven?

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621
                            #22
                            Re: Knowledge is power.

                            10% of your income is the absolute minimum. Anything less than that doesn't even count. And of course, only giving the minimum does make you look like you have suspiciously Semitic tendencies. By the way, however did you acquire the name "Spanky"?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Spanky
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 10
                                #23
                                Re: Knowledge is power.

                                I must add moneis from my visa card to cover that this month as I am in much debt. Kids called me Spanky when I was little and they never stopped...

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                                  • Talitha
                                    Deaconess
                                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2026
                                    • 15118
                                    #24
                                    Re: Knowledge is power.

                                    Spanky doesn't sound a very Christian™ name to me.

                                    Are you some depraved Homer or do you come to find Jesus©?

                                    Sister Talitha

                                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                      • Andreas
                                        Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 249
                                        #25
                                        Re: Knowledge is power.

                                        Spanky doesn't sound a very Christian™ name to me.

                                        Are you some depraved Homer or do you come to find Jesus©?
                                        Who named you Talitha anyway. It doesn't sound like common British name to me.
                                        Soon in Christ

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                                          • Spanky
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Oct 2006
                                            • 10
                                            #26
                                            Re: Knowledge is power.

                                            I guess I am a Homer but I don't know what that means...

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                                              • Andreas
                                                Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 249
                                                #27
                                                Re: Knowledge is power.

                                                I guess I am a Homer but I don't know what that means...
                                                It means obsessed with the Simpsons.
                                                Soon in Christ

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                                                  • Enobarbus
                                                    Professor of English Landover University
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 3496
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Knowledge is power.

                                                    Originally posted by Andreas View Post
                                                    Who named you Talitha anyway. It doesn't sound like common British name to me.
                                                    Talitha is Sister Talitha's born again name that was assigned her after she achieved True Chrisitianhood™, and chosen only after a lot of deliberation, and prayer.

                                                    And when are you going to stop asking silly questions and start paying more attention to the good of your soul, Andreas?
                                                    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                                                      • Andreas
                                                        Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 249
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Knowledge is power.

                                                        Talitha is Sister Talitha's born again name that was assigned her after she achieved True Chrisitianhood™, and chosen only after a lot of deliberation, and prayer.

                                                        And when are you going to stop asking silly questions and start paying more attention to the good of your soul, Andreas?
                                                        I don't believe in the concept of soul. It's just brain and when it dies, it dies.
                                                        Soon in Christ

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                                                          • Enobarbus
                                                            Professor of English Landover University
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 3496
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Knowledge is power.

                                                            Originally posted by Spanky View Post
                                                            I guess I am a Homer but I don't know what that means...
                                                            A homer is someone who indulges in the abomination of same-gender sexual relationships and therefore is on the road to perdition.
                                                            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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