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  • Orpheus
    Unsaved trash
    • Nov 2009
    • 2

    #1

    Hey greetings from Germany

    Hi my name is Markus,

    I kinda stepped over this board.
    I hope, you don't stone me, but I'm an agnostic. I believe once but yeah, some things occured and so I have many doubts.

    I'm 25 years old and do like things like music (one of my favourite songs ist 'Awesome God'), sports, the computer and so on.
    Right now I'm doing a training to be an educator.

    I just want to get some impression of some Christians. I don't know, if it will convert me again or I stay an agnostic.

    see ya
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: Hey greetings from Germany

    Germany? I can understand you wavering in your faith, after all you must have been either Catlick or Lutheran, right? Are there any Baptist churches at all in Germania that you can attend? I'd also strongly advise you to pick up a KJV1611 Bible so you can read God's inerrant word in the original English. That you almost speak English, is a good start.

    Anyway, a tentative welcome, let's hope we can get you on the right path.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22887

      #3
      Re: Hey greetings from Germany

      Welcome to Landover. Jesus has sent you here because you are agnostic and thus a hellbound sinner. This is proof He looks down on you as if you were a lost sheep.

      So, which church do you attend, which pies does your wife bake best and what is your favorite bible verse?

      As far as music goes, I advise you keep your opinions to yourself until you have enough Godly wisdom to appreciate music.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Virgin93
        Unsaved teenaged foreigner
         
        • Sep 2009
        • 153

        #4
        Re: Hey greetings from Germany

        Originally posted by Orpheus View Post
        Hi my name is Markus,

        I kinda stepped over this board.
        I hope, you don't stone me, but I'm an agnostic. I believe once but yeah, some things occured and so I have many doubts.

        I'm 25 years old and do like things like music (one of my favourite songs ist 'Awesome God'), sports, the computer and so on.
        Right now I'm doing a training to be an educator.

        I just want to get some impression of some Christians. I don't know, if it will convert me again or I stay an agnostic.

        see ya
        Hi Markus,
        you aren't the only German on that board

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        • Tumpelritter
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2009
          • 53

          #5
          Re: Hey greetings from Germany

          Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
          Hi Markus,
          you aren't the only German on that board
          No, you really aren`t. Welcome to this wonderful place. [I have to point out that I´m born in Christian Palatinate (Pfalz), proud of it and thus only german because of political circumstances. I´m neither Lutheran nor Catholic either - Praise the LORD for His mercy!]

          Dear Brother Avatar, Sir,

          you forgot that there is a third false confession growing in Germany: Islamofascism (wich is, as I think, not just another wing of the world wide catholical movement.)
          (Also in germany there are few minor niches for True Christianity. Free Palatinate!)
          It`s about time we say enough is enough! Let´s all return to the traditional Western values of discipline, obedience, morality and freedom. Freedom from the reds and the blacks and the criminals, prostitutes, panders and punks, football hooligans, juvenile delinquents, lezbians and left wing scum...

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          • Samuel Coleridge
            Unsaved trash
            • Nov 2009
            • 615

            #6
            Re: Hey greetings from Germany

            Originally posted by Tumpelritter View Post
            Free Palatinate!

            Oh dear! I doubt they would ever do that considering you would be eaten up faster than a Frog eating a tadpole.

            The French seem weak now, but they weren't always so. Look to the time of the Sun King and Napoleon Bonaparte.
            Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
            For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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            • Hank
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 405

              #7
              Re: Hey greetings from Germany

              Welcome, friend.

              It seems Jesus has chosen you and brought you to the bosom of this nurturing Church that is Landover Baptist.

              Have you tithed yet?
              Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

              GOD HATES FAGS
              Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
              DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

              WHITE AND PROUD

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              • Virgin93
                Unsaved teenaged foreigner
                 
                • Sep 2009
                • 153

                #8
                Re: Hey greetings from Germany

                Originally posted by Tumpelritter View Post
                No, you really aren`t. Welcome to this wonderful place. [I have to point out that I´m born in Christian Palatinate (Pfalz), proud of it and thus only german because of political circumstances. I´m neither Lutheran nor Catholic either - Praise the LORD for His mercy!]

                Dear Brother Avatar, Sir,

                you forgot that there is a third false confession growing in Germany: Islamofascism (wich is, as I think, not just another wing of the world wide catholical movement.)
                (Also in germany there are few minor niches for True Christianity. Free Palatinate!)
                Could you please explain, what Islamofascism mean?

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Hey greetings from Germany

                  Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
                  Could you please explain, what Islamofascism mean?
                  It's what you're surrounded with in Godless Europistan.

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Vavoline Johnson
                    Mammy
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 960

                    #10
                    Re: Hey greetings from Germany

                    Originally posted by Orpheus View Post
                    Hi my name is Markus,

                    I kinda stepped over this board.
                    I hope, you don't stone me, but I'm an agnostic. I believe once but yeah, some things occured and so I have many doubts.

                    I'm 25 years old and do like things like music (one of my favourite songs ist 'Awesome God'), sports, the computer and so on.
                    Right now I'm doing a training to be an educator.

                    I just want to get some impression of some Christians. I don't know, if it will convert me again or I stay an agnostic.

                    see ya
                    Is Joo killin something yo granddaddy like to do?
                    Welcome to our wunerful church!
                    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                    • Tumpelritter
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 53

                      #11
                      Re: Hey greetings from Germany

                      Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
                      Could you please explain, what Islamofascism mean?
                      Basically, Islamofascism is the third largest false creed in Eurabia and a danger for Christians all over the world. It`s closely allied with the catholic "church" (so some Christians call it Islamocatholicism), but it is not exactly the same. (Although some Christians I spoke to already compare the most important books of islamofascism (the koran, written by an unknown desert "prophet" some 1400 years ago) and catholicism (mein Kampf, written by an upopular austrian painter in the 1920s) and find striking parallels.)

                      Further information is written here:



                      Warning: this is a dangerous secular source and probably not suitable for minors. Please ask your father if you`re allowed to read it.
                      It`s about time we say enough is enough! Let´s all return to the traditional Western values of discipline, obedience, morality and freedom. Freedom from the reds and the blacks and the criminals, prostitutes, panders and punks, football hooligans, juvenile delinquents, lezbians and left wing scum...

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                      • Virgin93
                        Unsaved teenaged foreigner
                         
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 153

                        #12
                        Re: Hey greetings from Germany

                        Originally posted by Tumpelritter View Post
                        Basically, Islamofascism is the third largest false creed in Eurabia and a danger for Christians all over the world. It`s closely allied with the catholic "church" (so some Christians call it Islamocatholicism), but it is not exactly the same. (Although some Christians I spoke to already compare the most important books of islamofascism (the koran, written by an unknown desert "prophet" some 1400 years ago) and catholicism (mein Kampf, written by an upopular austrian painter in the 1920s) and find striking parallels.)

                        Further information is written here:



                        Warning: this is a dangerous secular source and probably not suitable for minors. Please ask your father if you`re allowed to read it.

                        thank you for your information Sir. I did ask my father about that other link and he didn't allow me to even look at it for a second and I did obey him.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22887

                          #13
                          Re: Hey greetings from Germany

                          Originally posted by Tumpelritter View Post
                          Basically, Islamofascism is the third largest false creed in Eurabia and a danger for Christians all over the world.
                          Indeed it is! It is a false religion based on the folk tales of bronze-age, wandering goat herders and should be treated as such.



                          I am impressed by that part of Germany called Switzerland that has voted against any more of those minarets. They are the perfect shape to hid inter-continental ballistic missiles. I hope the rest of Germany will follow their example; we would not want to have to instigate “regime-change”.

                          […]some Christians I spoke to already compare the […] koran, […] and […]mein Kampf, written by an unpopular Austrian painter in the 1920s
                          Yes, the educated will see little difference; domination of the world by an evil empire intent on out-breeding the Christian population.

                          Tumpelritter, and Virgin93, your duty to Christ is clear – you both need to start producing little soldiers for Christ (Obviously, not together, ask your parents to find suitable partners.)
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Virgin93
                            Unsaved teenaged foreigner
                             
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 153

                            #14
                            Re: Hey greetings from Germany

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            Indeed it is! It is a false religion based on the folk tales of bronze-age, wandering goat herders and should be treated as such.



                            I am impressed by that part of Germany called Switzerland that has voted against any more of those minarets. They are the perfect shape to hid inter-continental ballistic missiles. I hope the rest of Germany will follow their example; we would not want to have to instigate “regime-change”.

                            Yes, the educated will see little difference; domination of the world by an evil empire intent on out-breeding the Christian population.

                            Tumpelritter, and Virgin93, your duty to Christ is clear – you both need to start producing little soldiers for Christ (Obviously, not together, ask your parents to find suitable partners.)
                            Regarding the Soldiers for Christ I only can say that I can't wait for my father's decision to give me to a good man, but I will have to be patient.
                            And I am proud to say that my oldest brother is right now fighting in Afghanistan.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22887

                              #15
                              Re: Hey greetings from Germany

                              Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
                              [...]And I am proud to say that my oldest brother is right now fighting in Afghanistan.
                              Whose side is he on?
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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