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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: hi there!

    Originally posted by bluegrace View Post
    you guys make me ashamed of christianity today, no wonder people are mocking us. we can't even get along and make peace with each other! no one's going to take you seriously if you act like this, all you've done with me is pushed me away, insulted, and judged me without even knowing a thing about me. all in the name of the 'truth'. like i said, who can take that seriously? Jesus didn't come shaking his fists at us and yelling at who's and who's not going to hell. He wanted to become friends, build a relationship with God and love one another. so i guess we disagree?

    i've never been treated so rudely before, and by 'christians'! i haven't said anything rude, i've only offered some of my thoughts up for debate and you guys turn it around and trash it- then INSULT my religion? get over yourselves.

    if you guys don't consider catholism to be christianity, then your loss. because i don't think i want your brand of christianity- especially in catholism. i've never seen so much hypocrisy in my entire life!

    God bless.
    This, coming from a girl who doesn't even have the respect to properly capitalize the one true religion.

    If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave. That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.

    "one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18

    As for the Mary-worshiping papists, they are not Christians. That has been conclusively proven HERE. Your opinion doesn't matter a bit.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • James Richards
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 46

      #17
      Re: hi there!

      Originally posted by bluegrace View Post
      you guys make me ashamed of christianity today, no wonder people are mocking us. we can't even get along and make peace with each other! no one's going to take you seriously if you act like this, all you've done with me is pushed me away, insulted, and judged me without even knowing a thing about me. all in the name of the 'truth'. like i said, who can take that seriously? Jesus didn't come shaking his fists at us and yelling at who's and who's not going to hell. He wanted to become friends, build a relationship with God and love one another. so i guess we disagree?

      i've never been treated so rudely before, and by 'christians'! i haven't said anything rude, i've only offered some of my thoughts up for debate and you guys turn it around and trash it- then INSULT my religion? get over yourselves.

      if you guys don't consider catholism to be christianity, then your loss. because i don't think i want your brand of christianity- especially in catholism. i've never seen so much hypocrisy in my entire life!

      God bless.
      I clearly remember you saying that you weren't going to be coming back here... yet here you are. The light of The Lord has called you here to be saved.
      Proof Atheists are wrong: They say we evolved from monkeys. But if we did, why are there still monkeys?

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #18
        Re: hi there!

        Originally posted by bluegrace View Post
        how dare you say that to me? that is so ugly and rude of you.
        Now you look here, you stated you do not bother to read things through before you jump to conclusions. I therefore think you do the same with the Bible, only reading the fuzzy bunny parts and avoiding the cold hard truths of God. You Lilly White Christians, driving your big SUV's praying for an hour once a week, thinking you are following the word of out Lord. Well, you are not. You better get in your prayer closet, and really read the Bible and follow all of it. You have to live the Bible every minute of every day, when awake and asleep. God is watching. He knows when you are paying Him lip service. It is your type that dies and thinks they are going to heaven only to be whisked off to hell.
        You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
        As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smolder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satan's Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
        Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

        So stop being a cry baby and get praying and repent. If you continue to dawdle, a time will come when all the repenting in the world will not save you as God is wise to you death bed repenters.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • muffinz
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Dec 2009
          • 2

          #19
          Re: hi there!

          My goodness. You tell her to visit the rules, and then attack her when she does?
          I've visited the rules you need to agree to in order to join.
          It states that this is a place where you can't post anything objectionable? Obviously, if everything here is creating QUITE the ruckus, it's something objectionable.
          Everything anyone has said in regards to the OP is objectionable.

          And I'm sorry, 'catlickism'? Nice adhominem you have going there.
          Just because you don't think we worship Jesus QUITE like you do doesn't give you any right to call us irrelevant names. Seriously.
          What is this, a five year old convention? Come on.

          All the OP talks about is how often people fight on this forum, and you all turn around and fight with her for pointing out your flaws!
          But, oh, you need to do this - "" to point out others flaws. Since when were any of you the ones walking on water?
          And honestly, let's leave the idea of judgement to God.
          Forgive, forget, and let God decide the punishment. NOT you.

          You can go around telling people why your religion is so much more superior, but I do believe the Bible says we treat others with dignity and respect as they do for us. Obviously, not everyone agrees with you. Should they kill you for it? No.
          Obviously not.

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          • bluegrace
            Unsaved trash
            • Dec 2009
            • 6

            #20
            Re: hi there!

            thanks so much muffinz

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            • Gabriel Reproba
              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2479

              #21
              Re: hi there!

              Originally posted by muffinz View Post
              And honestly, let's leave the idea of judgement to God.
              Forgive, forget, and let God decide the punishment. NOT you.
              Nothing we said here is a judgment on people. GOD judges people, not us. Our mission is to inform people about the simple fact that they will be judged and by what standards they will be judged. When I tell you that you are going to hell for being a gay-loving, communist, Mary worshiper, I am not judging you. I am trying to save your soul.
              Yours In Christ,

              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

              Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

              Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
              Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
              The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
              Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
              How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
              20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
              God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
              Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
              Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
              Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
              There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
              Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2026
                • 15118

                #22
                Re: hi there!

                Originally posted by bluegrace View Post
                thanks so much muffinz
                I'm not entirely sure what that means but I gave you an Infraction anyway.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Sweet Love
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 1

                  #23
                  Re: hi there!

                  How you treat this lovely lady is disgusting. No. How you treat your fellow man is disgusting.

                  No offense, darlings, but this is why I've lost faith in people of faith. Not all, clearly the girl who started this post has some sense. But look at all of you, trash talking, disrespecting the views and rights of everyone else and patting each other on the back for it. Bravo, bravo for being so narrow-minded, twisted, and hateful. You say when you disrespect other people, you do it to save them. But, honey, I'm sure they've heard it all a hundred times before. Having one more person tell them, "You going to hell, boy!" isn't going to scare them into following your ways.

                  On that subject, fear isn't such a nice way to beat a man into following a religion that I thought was supposed to be about peace, love, and understanding. I suppose I was wrong, it seems as though your book tells you to hate anyone different from you and tell them they're worthless scum. I pity you, and I pity anyone who has to put up with you ugly ass personalities. Surely there are some good people here somewhere? How could they put up with such narrow-minded beasts.

                  Yes, I'm passing judgment. Do not get me mixed up with the lovely lady who started this topic, nor Miss Muffinz. I'm atheist, darlings, and I have more peace, love, and acceptance in your heart than all of you seem to have combined. I'm not afraid of your hell. I'm not afraid of your mocking, or your god, so don't try and "save" me with you insults and your hate. If he hated "my kind" so badly, why did he give me the ability to not believe in him? If he hated homosexuals so badly, why did he create them to fall in love with people of their own gender? (Where did this idea come from, anyway? I've never seen anything from the bible that reads "God hates fags".)

                  Sorry, sweeties. I'm not usually so judgmental, but your hate has stirred me up so badly and destroyed my senses. I can only hope that one day you find room in your hearts for a little peace and love for you fellow man. I know my words of anger won't help, so it's time I shut my trap and hope you'll open your eyes and your heart someday. Listen to your bible please, I could have sworn it spoke of loving thy fellow man, not walking all over him and spitting in his eye if he disagrees with you. And yes, I have read it, yes I did attend a baptist church as a child. I know what I'm talking about.

                  But I do hope you all have long, wonderful lives filled with much laughter and joy, and I hope that people offer you more peace and understanding than you offer them. I will watch this to see what you all do with my post, but I do not intend to return (I expect to be banned after this).

                  I think I'm done, I should stop ranting in hopes of opening you up, I know you're all too deaf to hear it. And don't tell me I'm going to hell, I've heard it before sweethearts. Have a great day!

                  Oh, and Mr. James Hutchins, it shows poor character to make up such things about people when you don't even know if it's true. This is what riled me up the most, blind insults. There's a good chance that she works harder than you do, sir. And I'm not saying that you aren't a hard worker yourself.

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                  • WilliamJenningsBryan
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 9384

                    #24
                    Re: hi there!

                    I've never seen so many people get so riled up about things that have no significance.

                    Things are real simple around here at Landover Baptist. Either you want Salvation with Jesus and wish to spend eternity with Him in Heaven or you don't. If you do, then the Bible (KJV1611) is the only way, period.
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #25
                      Re: hi there!

                      Originally posted by Sweet Love View Post
                      How you treat this lovely lady is disgusting. No. How you treat your fellow man is disgusting.
                      Sorry if blunt honesty upsets you. If you prefer to live a blind life of lies, so be it.

                      Everyone likes you.

                      <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Incessant prattling Deleted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
                      Self explanatory.

                      Oh, and Mr. James Hutchins, it shows poor character to make up such things about people when you don't even know if it's true. This is what riled me up the most, blind insults. There's a good chance that she works harder than you do, sir. And I'm not saying that you aren't a hard worker yourself.
                      Prove to me one thing I said is not factual.

                      I worked very hard ever since the age of ten, hence my ability to retire at 45 years old. Even got divorced because of it. 80 weeks were the norm, occasional 100 weeks. I've cut back to a leisurely 60 hour work week now that I am old and gray. So I sincerely doubt she works half as hard as I did and do. I run a long distance trucking business and a money making farm (1,100 acres of corn, feed animals, milk cows) in my spare time these days.

                      So missy, I strongly suggest you take back those ill-thought words.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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