Mr. Snerdly

[Mr. Snerdly]

Hello,

I have been told to give an introduction. There isn't much that is interesting about my story, no tales about being lost and one day awakening to Jesus. I have always known Jesus, brought up in a good, strict Christian home that tolerated nothing immoral, dishonest, or sinful. I have to say I have been luckier than most.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Mr. Snerdly

First you say....

There isn't much that is interesting about my story...

But then you say...

I have always known Jesus, brought up in a good, strict Christian home that tolerated nothing immoral, dishonest, or sinful.

So you are saying that there is nothing much intersting about Jesus or strict Christian homes that are intolerant?

I smell the devil. Get behind me, SATAN!

[Mr. Snerdly]

Re: Mr. Snerdly

First you say....



But then you say...


So you are saying that there is nothing much intersting about Jesus or strict Christian homes that are intolerant?

I smell the devil. Get behind me, SATAN!

Of course that is not what I am saying. Jesus is beyond interesting, but I certainly am not.

Glory to God!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Mr. Snerdly

Jesus is beyond interesting....

First you say that Jesus isn't interesting, now you say he is beyond interesting. Why do you keep saying that Jesus is anything BUT interesting?

He certainly is beyond being interested in you, I promise you that much! Welcome to Hell, sinner.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Mr. Snerdly

Settle down Graham, we don't jump to conclusions here.

Now Snerdly, you must give a fuller intro. For example, do you live in God's Favorite Country, America? Are you a Republican? What do you do for a living? Are you married? How many sons do you have? What kinds of pie does your wife make? What is your favorite verse from the KJV?

[Mr. Snerdly]

Re: Mr. Snerdly

Settle down Graham, we don't jump to conclusions here.

Now Snerdly, you must give a fuller intro. For example, do you live in God's Favorite Country, America? Are you a Republican? What do you do for a living? Are you married? How many sons do you have? What kinds of pie does your wife make? What is your favorite verse from the KJV?

I shall not reveal too many things about myself, since at one time, even though I had the best possible upbringing, I had strayed from the ways of the Lord. For what I have done in the past, the US government probably would like to know more things about me.

I will say that I live close to Iowa, the VERY HEART of God's country, my wife of many years has met her reward, I do not have any children due to her being barren (I hever held that aginst her), and my favorite Bible verse is Leviticus 18:22.

The most pertinent fact you need to know about me is I love Jesus, I hate sin, and I try to live my life as best I can, even though I know it is not, and cannot ever be up to the standards of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, who has shed his Holy and Precious Blood for me, and all True Believers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Mr. Snerdly

Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

What's it like screening phone calls for Rush Limbaugh?