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  • EmilyRose
    Unsaved trash, Teenaged queer boy
    • Dec 2009
    • 55

    #1

    Hello fellow Christians

    Hello everyone, my name is Emily Rose and I am 19 years old from Oakland, California.
    I am a manager at German Shepherd Rescue, CA, and love it.
    I have loved and lived by the Lords word my entire life.

    If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to ask. I hope to become an active member of your community.
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29457

    #2
    Re: Hello fellow Christians

    Welcome Emily! How many children have you now? At 19, I would think quite a few, more living in California as I here the water makes women very fertile. I remember reading about that Octo-mom lady, are you friends of her?

    What Church do you attend?
    What is your favorite Bible verse?
    If your KJV tightly bound in leather?
    What kind of pie doe you make?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • EmilyRose
      Unsaved trash, Teenaged queer boy
      • Dec 2009
      • 55

      #3
      Re: Hello fellow Christians

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Welcome Emily! How many children have you now? At 19, I would think quite a few, more living in California as I here the water makes women very fertile. I remember reading about that Octo-mom lady, are you friends of her?

      What Church do you attend?
      What is your favorite Bible verse?
      If your KJV tightly bound in leather?
      What kind of pie doe you make?
      No children, though i am engaged to be married to a good Christian man.
      No, i do not know "Octo-mom" and i do not understand why you think i would.

      I attend the Greater St Paul Missionary Baptist Church.

      My favourite bible verse is: "The wolf will live with the lamb, the leopard will lie down with the goat, the calf and the lion and the yearling together; and a little child will lead them. The cow will feed with the bear, their young will lie down together, and the lion will eat straw like the ox. The infant will play near the hole of the cobra, and the young child put his hand into the viper's nest. They will neither harm nor destroy on my holy mountain, for the earth will be full of the knowledge of the Lord as the waters cover the sea." (Isaiah 11:6-9)

      I don't see the relevance of the last two questions, so i see no reason to answer them.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29457

        #4
        Re: Hello fellow Christians

        You know, I was just thinking about where you work, I think we know someone in common, Sandy LaFramboise. I have made deliveries and she signed for them! Next time I am there, I'll come in and look for you.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • EmilyRose
          Unsaved trash, Teenaged queer boy
          • Dec 2009
          • 55

          #5
          Re: Hello fellow Christians

          I am good friends with Sandy She is a lovely woman.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457

            #6
            Re: Hello fellow Christians

            Originally posted by EmilyRose View Post
            No children, though i am engaged to be married to a good Christian man.
            No, i do not know "Octo-mom" and i do not understand why you think i would.
            Just wondering, that is all, I still am amazed at how many babies she can make, quite an accomplishment. I ask everybody from California just in case one person does know her and can introduce me.

            I attend the Greater St Paul Missionary Baptist Church.
            I here that is a pretty good Church. I think Rev. Osborne has done a few services there.

            My favourite bible verse is: "The wolf will live with the lamb, the leopard will lie down with the goat, the calf and the lion and the yearling together; and a little child will lead them. The cow will feed with the bear, their young will lie down together, and the lion will eat straw like the ox. The infant will play near the hole of the cobra, and the young child put his hand into the viper's nest. They will neither harm nor destroy on my holy mountain, for the earth will be full of the knowledge of the Lord as the waters cover the sea." (Isaiah 11:6-9)
            Very sweet. Most people tend to give the same old 'live the sword, die by the sword quote.

            I don't see the relevance of the last two questions, so i see no reason to answer them.
            Well, a persons Bible is a personal thing, how it is draped is really not any of my business. I like the supple calf's skin on mine, if you were wondering.

            Sorry to hear you do not have pie.I be the future husband will have something to say about that. I will tell you, when the Missus Hutchins married me, her pie left a lot to be desired. But over time, she worked on her technique and now she has the sweetest pie in the county. But do not take my word on that, ask any other fellow who had a slice.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Mr. Snerdly
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Nov 2009
              • 18

              #7
              Re: Hello fellow Christians

              Emily,

              You sound like a sweet girl, and very kind. It is good to do things for abandoned animals. However, I wish you would investigate National English Shepherd Rescue. These are far nicer dogs than the German Shepherds.

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              • Gabriel Reproba
                Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2479

                #8
                Re: Hello fellow Christians

                Welcome, Sister. I am glad to meet someone who so abides in Christ.
                Yours In Christ,

                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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