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  • ForgivenSinner:)
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Dec 2009
    • 23

    #61
    Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

    Being called a false christian by you lot is a compliment. Thanks!

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    • Jeremiah Abernathy
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2009
      • 72

      #62
      Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

      Originally posted by ForgivenSinner:) View Post
      Being called a false christian by you lot is a compliment. Thanks!
      So being damned to hell for all eternity is a good thing? I'm not sure you fully realize what's in store for you, heathen.
      "And I say unto you my friends, Be not afraid of them that kill the body, and after that have no more that they can do. But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him."
      -Luke 12:4-5

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      • Gabriel Reproba
        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2479

        #63
        Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

        Originally posted by toxic-inferno View Post
        Without looking, I'm guessing blasphemy of the Holy Spirit. Would I be correct? Do you actually understand what blasphemy of the Holy Spirit is?

        OK, is this enough to get me banned: GOD LOVES A SINNER LIKE ME ENOUGH TO DIE FOR ME.
        If Jesus didn't love sinners, why would he die for them? Huh? Or are you holy by your own deeds?
        Show me in scripture in context how that is not an unforgivable sin. I have followed our forum rules and supplied three separate passages. Please do me the courtesy of citing scripture in support of your vague allusions. (asking me if I know what the holy spirit is is not a rejection of my argument.)
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
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        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
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        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
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        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #64
          Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

          Originally posted by Jeremiah Abernathy View Post
          So being damned to hell for all eternity is a good thing? I'm not sure you fully realize what's in store for you, heathen.
          To false Christians, what's up is down and vice-versa. They live is satan's world instead of Christ's. These girls spend their days feeling righteous, but in fact they are about as Christian as my pit bulls.

          For those who call Landover Baptist hateful, please read THIS thread, then apologize.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • HopscotchGirl
            Unsaved trash, Jap wannabee
            • Nov 2009
            • 31

            #65
            Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

            Rachel, you have come to the wrong place. I came here asking these people why they think and have opinions why they do, and I do not think this place is Christian. This place seems more Puritan.

            If you read the email they sent you, they have trademark symbols by Christianity (implying they think they own it) and copyright symbols by Salvation (implying they created it).

            These people are not worth your time. They will tell you to marry a guy if he rapes you. They think anyone different deserves rape. They think child abuse is okay to do in public. They want biblical law back, meaning they want it legal to stone people to death.

            One has also wished death upon me, which isn't very christian-like, if I do say so myself.

            I think you seem like a wonderful person. Don't listen to the people here, they will put words in your mouth and bold parts of your posts to make you seem like a horrible person. Even though I'm atheist, my thought on God is that He is perfect, and He made you. And that makes you perfect.

            They will throw bible versus at you, and nothing else. Because they have nothing else. I have only met one kind person here, and her username is forgivensinner.

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #66
              Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

              Originally posted by HopscotchGirl View Post
              Even though I'm atheist, my thought on God is that He is perfect, and He made you. And that makes you perfect.
              I just threw up a little in my mouth.

              Does this make sense to ANYONE on here?

              Something that according to you doesn't exist is perfect?

              I thought I saw it all.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #67
                Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

                Originally posted by HopscotchGirl View Post
                Even though I'm atheist, my thought on God is that He is perfect, and He made you. And that makes you perfect.
                I agree, Brother Wide. This girl deserves a medal for Dumbass of the Year!

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                • HopscotchGirl
                  Unsaved trash, Jap wannabee
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 31

                  #68
                  Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  I just threw up a little in my mouth.

                  Does this make sense to ANYONE on here?

                  Something that according to you doesn't exist is perfect?

                  I thought I saw it all.
                  Just cause i'm an atheist doesn't mean i don't have thoughts on God and religion. I was raised by christian parents. I don't believe it, but my thought is, if He is real, and perfect, and i'm made in his image, that makes me perfect. It's just that simple.

                  I would say even though santa isn't real, you probably think if he was real he'd be a nice guy. But i already read what majority of you think of the figure based on a SAINT.

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                  • Hank
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 405

                    #69
                    Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

                    Originally posted by HopscotchGirl View Post
                    Just cause i'm an atheist doesn't mean i don't have thoughts on God and religion. I was raised by christian parents. I don't believe it, but my thought is, if He is real, and perfect, and i'm made in his image, that makes me perfect. It's just that simple.

                    I would say even though santa isn't real, you probably think if he was real he'd be a nice guy. But i already read what majority of you think of the figure based on a SAINT.
                    You dont have to believe in something for it to be real.

                    I dont believe in you, does that make you any less real?
                    Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                    GOD HATES FAGS
                    Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                    DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                    WHITE AND PROUD

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                    • Remy Lebeau
                      LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                      President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                      Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2058

                      #70
                      Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

                      Originally posted by Rachel View Post
                      "And Honey? Do you even know what honey is? You don't eat honey, a nectar product."

                      Honey is made by bees, from nectar. Sigh. It's amazing how many ignorant people don't even know where their food comes from.

                      YOU IDIOT!!!

                      NECTAR!!! NECTAR IS A PLANT PRODUCT!!! THAT'S LIKE SAYING YOU DON'T EAT VEGETABLE BECAUSE THEY ARE GROWN, HARVESTED, CLEANED, PACKAGED AND PREPARED BY A HUMAN (WHICH YOU ATHEIST THINK ARE JUST ANOTHER ANIMAL). BEES DO NOT MAKE HONEY LIKE A COW MAKES MILK, YOU DOLT!!! DO YOU HAVE GRID OF THE BRAIN? PLEASE TELL YOU YOU ARE A MONGOLOID RETARD, CHILD?


                      Plants don't have a central nervous system so they can't feel pain.

                      How do you know what they can feel? Are you a plant?

                      Plus, most plants want to be eaten so that their seed is distributed.

                      Tell that to lettuce, celery, Plant's want their FRUIT eaten... if they were able to WANT anything. Dumb plants and animals don't have souls, much less desires. Dumb brat, you say in one sentence that plants don't feel and in the other that they have aspirations. You atheists change your theories around to and fro to fit the situation.

                      Not to mention that since farm animals eat lots of plants, eating meat leads to the demise of even more plants than a vegan diet, so that argument is kind of invalid.

                      I'm all for eating plants and animals. So perhaps you mean YOUR argument is invalid?

                      If we're meant to eat milk, then how come we're the only species who eats another animals milk? Milk was made for a baby cow, not people. A large portion of the population is actually lactose intolerant, whether they realize it or not.

                      [COLOR="red"]Lactose intolerant?... even though they don't realize they are intolerant? Maybe because they aren't. Some people are allergic to their own sweat. I guess humans aren't supposed to sweat either, right?

                      I drink milk. If you see people eating milk then they are probably retardeds. This makes since that you would be around more retardeds seeing that you are one. Milk has nutrients. There are no calf-only nutrients. These nutrient are good for humans, dogs, cats, horses, bears, etc. as well. Humans are clearly designed to optimize our intellect even though some, like yourself, do not live to their full potential. To say that humans aren't supposed to bend their environment to their will is like saying humans are meant to be an easy meal for lions, tigers and bears. Do you eat vegetables raw? Surely, you don't used seasoning, dressing or cook them in any way, nor do you eat anything processed... because that would be unnantual!!! Oh, and we aren't the only species that drinks another specie's milk. Kittens drink dogs' milk, puppies drink pigs' milk, piglets drink tigresses milk, zebra drink horses milk, etc.

                      You losers need to get a life and stop making fun of atheists. Some people are ****, yes, but it's better to just ignore them. It was funny at first, but I can tell that some of you are actually sincere with your criticism of me.
                      Of course we are sincere. Did you think you'd find a blossoming pro-atheist community on a CHRISTIAN WEBSITE, YOU INSUFFERABLE TARD!!!!
                      Master of Godly Debating

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                      • Remy Lebeau
                        LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                        President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                        Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2058

                        #71
                        Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

                        Originally posted by JakeBeck View Post
                        15 years old and this cheeky, great, our world as we know it IS ending. I suspect you to be the type of person I would rather back hand than look at. You need to grow up and learn a few things about the world before you act like a know it all. I promise at 15 you know absolutely NOTHING. Learn so respect and we MIGHT respect you. We want you to see the error of your ways, we want you to be saved. But from the looks of it, as Mr. Hutchins said, you might be a lost cause.
                        Do you like eating COONEY!!! Rabbit that is. I wonder how many cooney die to keep those vegan farms going?
                        Master of Godly Debating

                        Latest Conquest:Sacred Heart

                        Debate Record
                        Currently Undefeated
                        Lastest Debates:
                        Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
                        James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
                        Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
                        Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
                        86 Victories
                        0 Defeats

                        Past Victories (Archive):
                        Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
                        Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
                        Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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