Introduction

[PikeyUK Waiting for Email Confirmation]

I'm British, heard that's very favourable from the European God, better than those Heathen French. Currently not been able to find a church that shows me the guidance I seek, but the internet, a tool invented by "The Man Upstairs" may help me with this. Haven't managed to find "Him" yet. Looked everywhere and found nothing...
...my pink name looks snazzy too!

[Nobar King]

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Are you some kind of gypsy?

[PikeyUK Waiting for Email Confirmation]

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Short version: No

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Short version: No

How about this: Can you give me a good reason why I should allow you to continue to post here on God's favorite forum?

[Nobar King]

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Are you some kind of gypsy?

Short version: No

Are you sure?

[Bryan Tamariki]

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[QUOTE=PikeyUK;428035]I'm British I thought that non-Romani pikeys were Irish thieves, heard that's very favourable from the European God God is American , better than those Heathen French. Currently not been able to find a church that shows me the guidance I seek I didn't think pikeys attended church, but the internet, a tool invented by "The Man Upstairs" may help me with this. Haven't managed to find "Him" yet. Looked everywhere and found nothing...
...my pink name looks snazzy too! no - it looks queer [/QUOTE]

[PikeyUK Waiting for Email Confirmation]

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Are you sure?

Yes I am. This trailer park is very upper-middle class

How about this: Can you give me a good reason why I should allow you to continue to post here on God's favorite forum?

Because God is all forgiving. And you missed the "u" out of Favourite by the way. Not preaching, but you know, Good English brings happiness to all And Mr. Tamaraki, if you are a New Zealander (A Kiwi), what makes you think that God, being American, will listen to you all the way over there on your little island floating in the pacific? And Pink Names do look snazzy, don't bring me down with your closet-homosexual ways

[Wide-Open]

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Yes I am. This trailer park is very upper-middle class Because God is all forgiving. And you missed the "u" out of Favourite by the way. Not preaching, but you know, Good English brings happiness to all And Mr. Tamaraki, if you are a New Zealander (A Kiwi), what makes you think that God, being American, will listen to you all the way over there on your little island floating in the pacific? And Pink Names do look snazzy, don't bring me down with your closet-homosexual ways

Oooh, getting all uppity aren't we?

Look Pikey, there's a difference between us.

You are a closet homo shooting air rifles. We are True Americans, and we use real guns. Your gun goes "pfft", ours goes "BANG!"

The DoF knows exactly where you came from, what you are saying about us, and what your plans are.

We have Jesus on our side, so we see everything, remember.

The pink just "suits you Sir!".

[Ali--C]

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Oooh, getting all uppity aren't we?

Look Pikey, there's a difference between us.

You are a closet homo shooting air rifles. We are True Americans, and we use real guns. Your gun goes "pfft", ours goes "BANG!"

The DoF knows exactly where you came from, what you are saying about us, and what your plans are.

We have Jesus on our side, so we see everything, remember.

The pink just "suits you Sir!".

Ah, but can you hit anything with your bangey rifles?
We have them too by the way, but air guns are so much more fun to use.

[PikeyUK Waiting for Email Confirmation]

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Oooh, getting all uppity aren't we?

Look Pikey, there's a difference between us.

You are a closet homo shooting air rifles. We are True Americans, and we use real guns. Your gun goes "pfft", ours goes "BANG!"

The DoF knows exactly where you came from, what you are saying about us, and what your plans are.

We have Jesus on our side, so we see everything, remember.

The pink just "suits you Sir!".

Uppity? Never! Interested in finding out what my plans are, can Jesus read minds? That's a tad invasive I think

[Wide-Open]

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Uppity? Never! Interested in finding out what my plans are, can Jesus read minds? That's a tad invasive I think

Is it?

You failed in the eyes of the Lord, and you failed as trolls.

Now kindly crawl back under the rock you came from.

Deuteronomy 32:4
He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.

[Brother Temperance]

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Short version: No

What's the long version? "No, except on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and every second Saturday"?

Uppity? Never! Interested in finding out what my plans are, can Jesus read minds? That's a tad invasive I think

He's Jesus. What you think is irrelevant. A semi-gypsy liberal extremist like you would probably think Him impregnating His own mother without bothering to get consent first was "a tad invasive" as well.

[Gabriel Reproba]

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Because God is all forgiving.

No He ISN'T!

[ForgivenSinner:)]

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"God is American "?
who decided this? God MADE the world! He's not fixed to a nationality!

Unless that was a joke, and I just responded a little angrily XD

[EmilyRose]

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The pink just "suits you Sir!".

Actually, it's "Suit you Sir!", because they were tailors.

Kinda ruined that joke