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  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #16
    Re: Hey im Sam

    Originally posted by rightpathtaker View Post
    Also, why are liberals bad ? i consider myself a bit liberal, but I have strong conservative ideologies.
    Dear little rightpathtaker, you cannot be "a bit liberal" any more than you can be "a bit infected with Hepatitis C".

    I shall pray, pray that the LORD might cleanse you of the dreaded Hepatitis L.
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #17
      Re: Hey im Sam

      Originally posted by HopscotchGirl View Post
      Excuse me, where does it say God's favorite language is English? How do you know he cares about grammar?
      God's favorite language is American based on simple logic. God has blessed America with riches because He loves us. We are an enterprising people where everyone in the country has a car, a microwave, a computer, cell phone, and a camcorder. We are also the most Godly country in the world. There are more Baptists in the U.S. of A. than in any other country!

      Jesus cares about grammar and accuracy. The Bible tells us so.

      Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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      • Orison
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Dec 2009
        • 34

        #18
        Re: Hey im Sam

        Crack heads!!!

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        • Once was lost
          ...but now is found.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2009
          • 490

          #19
          Re: Hey im Sam

          Rightpathtaker? I have to ask you a simple question. Am i right in assuming you have listened to Cat Stevens music in the past?

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          • wrongpathtaker
            Unsaved trash, Teenaged joo lover
            • Dec 2009
            • 59

            #20
            Re: Hey im Sam

            Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
            Rightpathtaker? I have to ask you a simple question. Am i right in assuming you have listened to Cat Stevens music in the past?
            yes a bit, why ?

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            • WWJDnow
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 6314

              #21
              Re: Hey im Sam

              Originally posted by rightpathtaker View Post
              Well I'm 19, I'm baptist, but haven't gone in a long while, and I never said I hated Jesus. Infact I think he is what we should all worship.
              Finally, you speak some sense.

              Originally posted by rightpathtaker View Post
              Also, why are liberals bad ? i consider myself a bit liberal, but I have strong conservative ideologies.
              Liberals are bad because they all want to kill babies, take women from their rightful place in the kitchen obeying their husbands and make them CEOs, take taxes to 70% or more instead of the Biblically approved 10% tithe, and let homosexuals fondle each other's naked buttocks in public, thus ruining everyone else's marriage.

              Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
              Rightpathtaker? I have to ask you a simple question. Am i right in assuming you have listened to Cat Stevens music in the past?
              Originally posted by rightpathtaker View Post
              yes a bit, why ?
              That explains it. You've been brainwashed by the subliminal Muslim messages in Cat Stevens's music. For all we know, you may be demon possessed by now. But don't worry, you've come to the right place for help.
              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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              • wrongpathtaker
                Unsaved trash, Teenaged joo lover
                • Dec 2009
                • 59

                #22
                Re: Hey im Sam

                Your so right, how could I be so godless ! Man jesus is too good to be forgotten.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #23
                  Re: Hey im Sam

                  Originally posted by rightpathtaker View Post
                  Your so right,
                  In American speaking countries we spell the contraction of you and are like this: you're.

                  how could I be so godless ! Man jesus is too good to be forgotten.
                  Please remember to capitalize the Lord when you refer to Him in your posts. Also, Jesus is not a man. Maybe you meant: "Man, Jesus is too good to be forgotten."?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • wrongpathtaker
                    Unsaved trash, Teenaged joo lover
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 59

                    #24
                    Re: Hey im Sam

                    Well, sorry? :S

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: Hey im Sam

                      You are about one post away from being tossed out of here like yesterday's trash, pothead.

                      Jesus called you here for a reason, boy.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • Once was lost
                        ...but now is found.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 490

                        #26
                        Re: Hey im Sam

                        Originally posted by rightpathtaker View Post
                        yes a bit, why ?
                        Will son. It looks like a few already answered that question for you. Tonight i'll pray for your soul and i think you should do the same.

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                        • wrongpathtaker
                          Unsaved trash, Teenaged joo lover
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 59

                          #27
                          Re: Hey im Sam

                          Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
                          Will son. It looks like a few already answered that question for you. Tonight i'll pray for your soul and i think you should do the same.
                          oh hey thanks, i mean i love wasting time to!

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                          • i love him
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 9

                            #28
                            Re: Hey im Sam

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

                            That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.

                            Where have I heard this before?
                            Revelations 22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

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