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  • TheRabbitThatKILLS
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    • Dec 2009
    • 6

    #1

    HI!!! Im Weird!!!! :D

    hey - im TheRabbitThatKILLS - icouldnt think of anyother name - SPUR OF THE MOMENT DECISION!!!!
    The Hunter has become the Hunted.

    Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch am I?? Im Flattered you think so much of me! ♥
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22892

    #2
    Re: HI!!! Im Weird!!!!

    The OT classes rabbits as unclean. Le:11:5: And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

    Second: Thou shalt not kill. Deuteronomy 19:1-13

    Landover runs a system of 3 strikes and you're out. You're down to your last life - repent.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: HI!!! Im Weird!!!!

      Too much Monty Python and not enough Bible my friend.

      So this is your introduction?
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22892

        #4
        Re: HI!!! Im Weird!!!!

        The OP is quoting blasphemous atheists? That would have made his 3rd strike! Yet I am forgiving. My original offer stands.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • TheRabbitThatKILLS
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          • Dec 2009
          • 6

          #5
          Re: HI!!! Im Weird!!!!

          i joined 3 minuits ago -- at last!! im popular

          now, correct me if i am wrong - a rabbit is one of God's creatures, just like you and I. and heads up wise guy - IM A GIRL
          The Hunter has become the Hunted.

          Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch am I?? Im Flattered you think so much of me! ♥

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          • TheRabbitThatKILLS
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            • Dec 2009
            • 6

            #6
            Re: HI!!! Im Weird!!!!

            but - i will take your original offer kind sir - i repent. -- but rabbits are awesome
            The Hunter has become the Hunted.

            Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch am I?? Im Flattered you think so much of me! ♥

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #7
              Re: HI!!! Im Weird!!!!

              Originally posted by TheRabbitThatKILLS View Post
              but - i will take your original offer kind sir - i repent. -- but rabbits are awesome
              And they also make delicious stew.

              So, are you here to talk about JESUS or here to annoy GOD'S Favorite People?

              If it's the latter you will soon be bouncing out of here.
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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #8
                Re: HI!!! Im Weird!!!!

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                The OP is quoting blasphemous atheists?
                I think it is.

                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • lrbailey
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                  • Oct 2009
                  • 86

                  #9
                  Re: HI!!! Im Weird!!!!

                  I concur
                  Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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                  • Hank
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 405

                    #10
                    Re: HI!!! Im Weird!!!!

                    He is here to persecute us, praise the Lord!

                    Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. (Matthew 5:11)
                    Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                    GOD HATES FAGS
                    Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                    DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                    WHITE AND PROUD

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