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  • swimmer
    Unsaved trash, Teenaged Hatemonger
    • Dec 2009
    • 5
    #1

    Me

    I'm female
    I'm young
    I LOVE Jesus with every fibre of my heart, soul and being.
    I can't give you anymore info than that, as my future husband would probably not approve of me allowing anything that could be used to figure out who I am being posted on the internet
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Me

      You are a Godmocker and a damned foreigner to boot. Jesus sees through your ruse.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • swimmer
          Unsaved trash, Teenaged Hatemonger
          • Dec 2009
          • 5
          #3
          Re: Me

          You have never met me, yet you judge? I am very sorry for you brother. You seemed very into the TrueChristian faith, but the KJV says that we should not judge anyone but our brothers and sisters, and you don't see me as a sister, right?
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Me

              Originally posted by swimmer View Post
              You have never met me, yet you judge? I am very sorry for you brother. You seemed very into the TrueChristian faith, but the KJV says that we should not judge anyone but our brothers and sisters, and you don't see me as a sister, right?
              Please quote the Scripture that backs up your ridiculous claim.

              In the mean time, please take a look at my sermon HERE on the subject of Judging Others.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                  Salvation from Above
                  God's Favorite Pilot™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6309
                  #5
                  Re: Me

                  The Pastor is right (as always)! You spelled 'fiber' like a damned Queeropean!
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                    • Hank
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 405
                      #6
                      Re: Me

                      Originally posted by swimmer View Post
                      I'm female
                      I'm young
                      I LOVE Jesus with every fibre of my heart, soul and being.
                      I can't give you anymore info than that, as my future husband would probably not approve of me allowing anything that could be used to figure out who I am being posted on the internet
                      Hi there liltle lady Hanks the name, you lookin for a husband are you?
                      Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                      GOD HATES FAGS
                      Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                      DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                       WHITE AND PROUD

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                        • Mildred Connors
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 40
                          #7
                          Re: Me

                          How old are you, young lady? Landover offers certain programs for willful girls. You might just qualify.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29457
                              #8
                              Re: Me

                              Another aborigine midget. When will these pygmy trolls leave us alone!
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                                  Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                                   
                                  • Jun 2007
                                  • 6578
                                  #9
                                  Re: Me

                                  Well, whatever you are, here's a bit of advice that can't be wrong: read the Bible with our Bible In a Year project.
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                                    • swimmer
                                      Unsaved trash, Teenaged Hatemonger
                                      • Dec 2009
                                      • 5
                                      #10
                                      Re: Me

                                      "The LORD judge between me and thee, and the LORD avenge me of thee: but mine hand shall not be upon thee." (KJV)
                                      "May the LORD judge between you and me. And may the LORD avenge the wrongs you have done to me, but my hand will not touch you." (NIV)
                                      -1 Samuel 24:12


                                      By this verse, I would say that we should leave the judging up to God. We aren't to take action or anything. After all, God is the great Judge who can see everything, we are nothing like that! God can see my heart and my life and everything going on inside my head, where as you can't, right?

                                      Flattered and all Hank, but I'm leaving my match making up to God

                                      Willfull? Yes, I can be. But what I want most is God's will to happen, and for me to follow His will and His word. So, not quite willfull in the way you mean, just trying to follow the Lord

                                      I'm not in that part of the world, although I am a tad on the short side!
                                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                                        • Mildred Connors
                                          Forum Member
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Nov 2009
                                          • 40
                                          #11
                                          Re: Me

                                          Originally posted by swimmer View Post
                                          Willfull? Yes, I can be. But what I want most is God's will to happen, and for me to follow His will and His word. So, not quite willfull in the way you mean, just trying to follow the Lord
                                          You did not answer my question.

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                                            • JustGotSaved
                                              True Christian™
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Aug 2009
                                              • 519
                                              #12
                                              Re: Me

                                              I need a girlfriend. I have a room in the Topeka mission for men, if you would like to visit. Microwave mexican food too!
                                              Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                                                • saveme Jesus
                                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                  • Dec 2009
                                                  • 18
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Me

                                                  Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                                                  The Pastor is right (as always)! You spelled 'fiber' like a damned Queeropean!
                                                  If you are'nt a child molester then i dont kno who is, or maybe your a homo, i dont know what is worse. Peace out you bible bashing faggots.

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                                                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                                      Christ's Rottweiler
                                                       
                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                      • 22938
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Me

                                                      ^ Such is atheist love and consideration.
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                                                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                                        • Brother Enoch
                                                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Jun 2008
                                                          • 4392
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Me

                                                          Originally posted by saveme Jesus View Post
                                                          If you are'nt a child molester then i dont kno who is, or maybe your a homo, i dont know what is worse. Peace out you bible bashing faggots.

                                                          Thank you for making the time to take a giant dump on our forum.

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