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  • Clown Boy
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    Witless, boring, gormless, stupid, ignorant, asinine, insensate, boorish, loutish, oafish, vacuous, arrogant, mendacious,
    perverted, thieving, criminal, intellectually handicapped, immature, puerile, etc, etc...
    • Nov 2006
    • 123
    #1

    Hi

    I'm Clown. I've been here before. Awhile ago.
    Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
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    • Gabriel Reproba
      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2479
      #2
      Re: Hi

      Hi. Are you saved? What church do you go to? Which is your favorite Bible verse? Are you married yet?
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

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      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        • Clown Boy
          Unsaved Trash
          Witless, boring, gormless, stupid, ignorant, asinine, insensate, boorish, loutish, oafish, vacuous, arrogant, mendacious,
          perverted, thieving, criminal, intellectually handicapped, immature, puerile, etc, etc...
          • Nov 2006
          • 123
          #3
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
          Hi. Are you saved? What church do you go to? Which is your favorite Bible verse? Are you married yet?
          No, I'm not saved. Haven't you read the long list of unpleasant adjectives that are under my name? And how angry my reputation bar looks?

          My favorite Bible verse ... Hmm ... Maybe 1 Kings 20:35-36

          And I am married.
          Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by Clown Boy View Post
              And I am married.
              Still married to that mangy goat?

              Why are you here? Did satan send you back?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Clown Boy
                  Unsaved Trash
                  Witless, boring, gormless, stupid, ignorant, asinine, insensate, boorish, loutish, oafish, vacuous, arrogant, mendacious,
                  perverted, thieving, criminal, intellectually handicapped, immature, puerile, etc, etc...
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 123
                  #5
                  Re: Hi

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Still married to that mangy goat?

                  Why are you here? Did satan send you back?
                  Yes.

                  Sort of. Myers sent me here, and Dr. Hunter says he's the devil, so I guess you can say that Satan sent me back.
                  Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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