I think im gay ?

[wrongpathtaker]

So the other day, i was listening to Melissa Etheridge, while helping at the church, and then the Reverend bent over and I couldn't look away. He is a very muscular man in his early thirties, and when he bent over, i noticed how muscular and good looking his bum was, and i got slightly attracted. I have seen him 3 times since, and every time I find myself more and more attracted to him. what should I do?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I think im gay ?

So the other day, i was listening to Melissa Etheridge, while helping at the church, and then the Reverend bent over and I couldn't look away. He is a very muscular man in his early thirties, and when he bent over, i noticed how muscular and good looking his bum was, and i got slightly attracted. I have seen him 3 times since, and every time I find myself more and more attracted to him. what should I do?

Stop mocking God.

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[wrongpathtaker]

Re: I think im gay ?

Stop mocking God.

no no, i honestly mean all of it, please help me save my soul. I'm a troubled teen still searching for God's love.

[Draxzar]

Re: I think im gay ?

I am sorry, to the hell fires with you! You are already lost!

[wrongpathtaker]

Re: I think im gay ?

I am sorry, to the hell fires with you! You are already lost!

My parents are going to disown me if i don't find god, i need guidance.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I think im gay ?

I am sorry, to the hell fires with you! You are already lost!

Why are you being so intolerant and judgmental? Through Christ, anyone can be Saved(c). All you and your fag boyfriend have to do is repent.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I think im gay ?

My parents are going to disown me if i don't find god, i need guidance.

Your parents are right. They should give you the beating of your life. If they love you enough they will.

Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

[Draxzar]

Re: I think im gay ?

Why are you being so intolerant and judgmental? Through Christ, anyone can be Saved©. All you and your fag boyfriend have to do is repent.

If this isn't judgemental, I don't know what is:

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: I think im gay ?

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

Translation for idiots like Draxar: We True Christians(tm) can judge anyone and anything, but unsaved scum like you cannot judge us.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I think im gay ?

If this isn't judgemental, I don't know what is:

Who Will Jesus Damn?

You dare judge Christ you god mocking homo? It will be too late to repent of your hateful ways once Satan has you bent over a lava vent you sinning sack of extremest! Quit being so close minded! Repent Now!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I think im gay ?

So the other day, i was listening to Melissa Etheridge, while helping at the church, and then the Reverend bent over and I couldn't look away. He is a very muscular man in his early thirties, and when he bent over, i noticed how muscular and good looking his bum was, and i got slightly attracted. I have seen him 3 times since, and every time I find myself more and more attracted to him. what should I do?

You should stop hating Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I think im gay ?

You should stop hating Jesus.

I tried telling him that too, but he doesn't listen. Satan has him by the short hairs, it's obvious.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: I think im gay ?

Like most conservative Christians, I believe in individual responsibility. So about your homo problem, you've got to take matters into your own hands (don't misinterpret that).

Of course, first try praying to Jesus to be cured. But if that doesn't work, there are numerous other options: