[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Teen spits on God

I'd hate to rain on all your holy bonfires, but http://www.future-perfect.co.uk/gram...-worshiped.asp

Talitha, fancy a drink? And why should i not be able to contradict someone who is blatently wrong?

Watch your mouth, maggot. The Bible says that I'm right and you're wrong.

Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

[jonnyfool]

Re: Teen spits on God

Watch your mouth, maggot. The Bible says that I'm right and you're wrong.

How does that work?
An ancient scripture written by a team of 1000 people, or a book outlining common spelling and grammatical errors made by the masses with barely adequate education... >.<

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Teen spits on God

How does that work?
An ancient scripture written by a team of 1000 people, or a book outlining common spelling and grammatical errors made by the masses with barely adequate education... >.<

God kills over pronunciation! Imagine what He'll do over poor spelling!

12:5 And the Gileadites took the passages of Jordan before the Ephraimites: and it was so, that when those Ephraimites which were escaped said, Let me go over; that the men of Gilead said unto him, Art thou an Ephraimite? If he said, Nay;
12:6 Then said they unto him, Say now Shibboleth: and he said Sibboleth: for he could not frame to pronounce it right. Then they took him, and slew him at the passages of Jordan: and there fell at that time of the Ephraimites forty and two thousand.

[jonnyfool]

Re: Teen spits on God

God kills over pronunciation! Imagine what He'll do over poor spelling!

I'm not sure, but i swear you'll need to relearn spelling

[Levi Jones]

Re: Teen spits on God

I'm not sure, but I swear you'll need to relearn spelling.

Friend, why are you so hateful to the Lord of Hosts? Don't you know it's a sin to swear?

Matthew 5:34-37
But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne: Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King.
Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black.
But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.

[jonnyfool]

Re: Teen spits on God

Friend, why are you so hateful to the Lord of Hosts? Don't you know it's a sin to swear?

It's not exactly physically swearing - it's a figure of speech...
Anyway, why are so many people banned after posting? It makes no sense o_O

[Nobar King]

Re: Teen spits on God

why are so many people banned after posting? It makes no sense o_O

How would you know why a particular user is banned?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Teen spits on God

How does that work?
An ancient scripture written by a team of 1000 people, or a book outlining common spelling and grammatical errors made by the masses with barely adequate education... >.<

It's spelled 'worshiped' in Godly American.

http://www.wordwebonline.com/en/WORSHIPPED

Verb: worship (worshipped,worshipping, or [US] worshiped,worshiping) wur-ship

You can spell it whatever way you want on your silly little island, just remember that there are 250 million more Americans than there are brits.

[jonnyfool]

Re: Teen spits on God

YOU ALL THOUGHT I HAD DISAPPEAREDDDDDDDDDDD
BUT ALAS, I AM BACK
HELLO

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Teen spits on God

Anyway, why are so many people banned after posting? It makes no sense o_O

Because banning them before they post is not practical.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Teen spits on God

YOU ALL THOUGHT I HAD DISAPPEAREDDDDDDDDDDD
BUT ALAS, I AM BACK
HELLO

Just like a nigra's hemerroid.....

[Mickey Taylor]

Re: Teen spits on God

Or your intolerance/hostility James.

The reason so many people are banned is because this forum is not for debating but the preaching of ancient views which have been abandoned by this community's enlightened counterparts.

It is a good source of laughs for me and my atheist friends - just wait for the remarks to flow in at that one: my bets are on

1) You can't be smart because you're an atheist, smart people read the bible and beleive in god (And circular reasoning from what i've read haha)

2) I'm a woman? For some reason they always attack those they don't agree with and label them as women. Despite being a guy, and stating this, i had a reply from someone repeating reffering to me as a woman. Confusing.

3) Homophobic remarks - Jesus was most likely gay in my oppinion and soon they will label me as Jesus

4) A demon sent by satan - when someone posted that it really made me laugh

Incase you're still doing your paper, here are some other views i've heard which made me chuckle:

My Child is posessed by an Xbox demon
Atheists are all homosexuals as we do not have the moral code of the bible
My daughter refuses to marry her rapist (Just stupid topic really)
Lego is a homosexual toy. How? i don't know the post was very illogical.

Good luck with it all. See you in eternal damnation once i too am banned from god's favourite church haha

[James Hutchins]

Re: Teen spits on God

So mic, enlighten me, how am I intolerant? I was merely attempting to equate the return of a annoyance to terms even you should understand. How is that intolerant?