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  • SeekingGod
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2009
    • 3

    #1

    Hey

    So I'm 20, studying Social Sciences at college, and enjoy reading, watching movies, and listening to music. The reason why I joined this website is because I have become very interested in religion. I was never raised with religion in my life, but I have thought much about it and decided i would like to join a church, because i feel my life lacks spirituality. What does your church offer, what are your church's views on God, and what are your opinions/beliefs on social matters such as gays, abortion, rights etc?
  • Virgin93
    Unsaved teenaged foreigner
     
    • Sep 2009
    • 153

    #2
    Re: Hey

    Originally posted by SeekingGod View Post
    So I'm 20, studying Social Sciences at college, and enjoy reading, watching movies, and listening to music. The reason why I joined this website is because I have become very interested in religion. I was never raised with religion in my life, but I have thought much about it and decided i would like to join a church, because i feel my life lacks spirituality. What does your church offer, what are your church's views on God, and what are your opinions/beliefs on social matters such as gays, abortion, rights etc?
    Hello, I guess most people here would say "NO" to your points, gays, abortions and so on.

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    • Gabriel Reproba
      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2479

      #3
      Re: Hey

      I will address your post even though 1) you are from Canada, and 2) you give no clue as to whether you are male or female. Just note that you gender may affect some of my answers!

      Originally posted by SeekingGod View Post
      So I'm 20, studying Social Sciences at college,
      We will try not to hold that against you.


      and enjoy reading, watching movies, and listening to music.
      Which movies, books and music do you listen to?


      The reason why I joined this website is because I have become very interested in religion.
      You better be! You can only avoid the fires of Hell by coming to Christ!

      I was never raised with religion in my life, but I have thought much about it and decided i would like to join a church, because i feel my life lacks spirituality.
      Spirituality is no reason to come to Christ! the Bible tells us that jesus Christ is the only path to salvation. Spirituality has nothing to do with it. believe and be saved! Glory!

      What does your church offer,
      Salvation. Haven't you been paying attention?


      what are your church's views on God,
      I don't understand the question.


      and what are your opinions/beliefs on social matters such as gays, abortion, rights etc?
      My opinions are dictated by the text of the King James Bible of 1611. Have you read the bible?
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      • wrongpathtaker
        Unsaved trash, Teenaged joo lover
        • Dec 2009
        • 59

        #4
        Re: Hey

        Originally posted by SeekingGod View Post
        So I'm 20, studying Social Sciences at college, and enjoy reading, watching movies, and listening to music. The reason why I joined this website is because I have become very interested in religion. I was never raised with religion in my life, but I have thought much about it and decided i would like to join a church, because i feel my life lacks spirituality. What does your church offer, what are your church's views on God, and what are your opinions/beliefs on social matters such as gays, abortion, rights etc?
        I dont know what type of joke your trying to pull, but I know for a fact that colleges are filled with pot smoking hippies, and my friend went to social science also, He is now a faggy liberal! im keeping an eye on you, hopefully you"ll find the lord some how ...

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        • SeekingGod
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Dec 2009
          • 3

          #5
          Re: Hey

          Yes, I have started reading the Bible just recently, but I am nowhere near finishing it yet. Also, I enjoy reading books by C.S. Lewis(like The Screw Tape Letters), Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, Neville Shute. I enjoy watching war movies(Saving Private Ryan being my favourite), and my favourite music is country, with Johnny Horton being one of my favorites.

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          • wrongpathtaker
            Unsaved trash, Teenaged joo lover
            • Dec 2009
            • 59

            #6
            Re: Hey

            Originally posted by SeekingGod View Post
            Yes, I have started reading the Bible just recently, but I am nowhere near finishing it yet. Also, I enjoy reading books by C.S. Lewis(like The Screw Tape Letters), Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, Neville Shute. I enjoy watching war movies(Saving Private Ryan being my favourite), and my favourite music is country, with Johnny Horton being one of my favorites.

            Why do you hate Gods teachings and read that filth. Aldous Huxley was a drug addict and satanist. George Orwell is some sort of activists that teaches young people to rebel, what good is that ?

            Good thing your interested in better things.

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            • Professor Bessemer
              Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
              Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
              Darwin's Worst Nightmare
              True Christian™
              • May 2009
              • 2952

              #7
              Re: Hey

              Originally posted by SeekingGod View Post
              So I'm 20, studying Social Sciences at college, and enjoy reading, watching movies, and listening to music. The reason why I joined this website is because I have become very interested in religion. I was never raised with religion in my life, but I have thought much about it and decided i would like to join a church, because i feel my life lacks spirituality. What does your church offer, what are your church's views on God, and what are your opinions/beliefs on social matters such as gays, abortion, rights etc?
              You seem earnest, and have better grammar than the usual unsaved trash that wander in here, but I'm afraid you may be just as lazy and filled with the same sense of entitlement as the rest of them.

              what are your church's views on God, and what are your opinions/beliefs on social matters such as gays, abortion, rights etc?
              As was mentioned by Brother Reproba, we follow the KJV 1611 here. Those are our views, as they are God's views. Anything not covered in the KJV 1611 can be found by reading the posts on this Godly board.

              Do not ask us to spoon feed you like some unsaved baby. If you really want to know about our church, start reading. All the information you claim to be seeking is just a click away.
              Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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              Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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              • SeekingGod
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Dec 2009
                • 3

                #8
                Re: Hey

                Oh, sorry I forgot to post again that I am a Male

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                • wrongpathtaker
                  Unsaved trash, Teenaged joo lover
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 59

                  #9
                  Re: Hey

                  Originally posted by SeekingGod View Post
                  Oh, sorry I forgot to post again that I am a Male

                  How can you forget to tell every one that your better than women? are you some sort of liberal ?

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                  • Professor Bessemer
                    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2009
                    • 2952

                    #10
                    Re: Hey

                    Originally posted by SeekingGod View Post
                    Oh, sorry I forgot to post again that I am a Male
                    Well then, you have quite a bit of reading to do Mister God Seeker.
                    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                    Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                    Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Hey

                      Originally posted by SeekingGod View Post
                      So I'm 20, studying Social Sciences at college, and enjoy reading, watching movies, and listening to music. The reason why I joined this website is because I have become very interested in religion. I was never raised with religion in my life, but I have thought much about it and decided i would like to join a church, because i feel my life lacks spirituality. What does your church offer, what are your church's views on God, and what are your opinions/beliefs on social matters such as gays, abortion, rights etc?
                      Sorry, one account per troll, rightpath.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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