Greetings

[Dan of Yule]

Hello friends, my name is Daniel, but I prefer Dan.
I'm 13 years of age and currently reside in London, England. Although I am from a different country I have been searching for guidance for a long time.
I am currently an Atheist, I openly admit it. However, I would like to let the lord in, but after all the bad fortune that has happened to my friend and I over the past year, I have found it difficult to find the right path.

My best friend, Stephan whom is like a brother to me, has recently moved. This is because his mother had sadly passed away, and the only family he had left were in Ireland. Prior to this event I was not a solid atheist, but since then I have felt that the Lord did not care for me. I know that this is wrong, and I have come here in the hope of finding the lord and allowing him to enter my heart.

I am an avid listener to music of the metal genre. I love bands such as Metallica. Even though I would like to find my way to Christianity, I believe that the lord has given me my musical preferences for a reason.

Thank you for listening, I hope to receive guidance from this place.

[Bob Saget]

Re: Greetings

Who can register:

Anyone who certifies that they are at least eighteen years of age on the day of registration and has read and agrees to the Terms of Service. Your completed registration constitutes your affirmation that you qualify for membership as stated above. Sorry, minors under eighteen and unsaved, unwelcome. SHOO DEMON!

[Dan of Yule]

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Who can register:

Oh, I am sorry, feel free to ban my account, and I will find a different place for guidance

[James Hutchins]

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Little Dan, email a Pastor and speak to him. Not all undeveloped children will be shunned.

[Dan of Yule]

Re: Greetings

Little Dan, email a Pastor and speak to him. Not all undeveloped children will be shunned.

Thank you, I'll log into my email and get right on that

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Who can register:

Being Irish he is probably drunk and didn't see the rules.

[Bob Saget]

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Being Irish he is probably drunk and didn't see the rules.

Most likely

[Dan of Yule]

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Being Irish he is probably drunk and didn't see the rules.

Not at all, I have never consumed alcohol since I'm underage

[Nobar King]

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Not at all, I have never consumed alcohol since I'm underage

DO you lie to everyone about everything?

[Dan of Yule]

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DO you lie to everyone about everything?

I'm not lying about this, I haven't consumed any form of alcoholic beverage.
Of course I have lied in the past,everyone has lied at some point of their life

[Gabriel Reproba]

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...currently reside in London, England.

Which of the FIVE soccerball teams from London do you support? (And you better say the right one!)

I am currently an Atheist, I openly admit it. However, I would like to let the lord in

You capitalize atheist but not Our Lord? What? Do you captialize pedophile but nor Jesus Christ?

I have found it difficult to find the right path.

How difficult is it to open a copy of the King James Bible?

I am an avid listener to music of the metal genre.

I smell a ban coming on.

[Gabriel Reproba]

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Of course I have lied in the past,everyone has lied at some point of their life

Jesus never lied!

[Dan of Yule]

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Which of the FIVE soccerball teams from London do you support? (And you better say the right one!)

I don't like soccer or football

capitalize atheist but not Our Lord? What? Do you captialize pedophile but nor Jesus Christ?

I'm sorry, it was a mistake, since I have never studied anything religious I'm not entireley aware of the capitalization.

How difficult is it to open a copy of the King James Bible?

We don't have one in my house.


And I'm sorry if I offended you Gabriel,or anyone else

[Gabriel Reproba]

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I don't like soccer or football

I thought you said you were from London? Don't tell me you are into Cricket!?!

I'm sorry, it was a mistake, since I have never studied anything religious I'm not entireley aware of the capitalization.

You don't seem to be entirely aware of proper spelling, either.

We don't have one in my house.

A KJV1611 Bible costs £15.79 on your Socialist Amazon.Co.UK.! if you can't afford that, go to your local Baptist church using your socialized transportation and ask for a free copy. Make sure it is the KJV1611 version!

And I'm sorry if I offended you Gabriel,or anyone else

You don't offend me. You offend God. I love you and want to save you from Hell.

[Dan of Yule]

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I thought you said you were from London? Don't tell me you are into Cricket!?!

I'm not into sports as a whole, I do enjoy basketball though

You don't seem to be entirely aware of proper spelling, either.

I'm sorry, I was typing this whilst trying to complete geography homework

A KJV1611 Bible costs £15.79 on your Socialist Amazon.Co.UK.! if you can't afford that, go to your local Baptist church using your socialized transportation and ask for a free copy. Make sure it is the KJV1611 version!

I think they may have a copy in my school's religious department, I'll ask my teacher

You don't offend me. You offend God. I love you and want to save you from Hell.

Thank you