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  • DavidS
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    • Dec 2009
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    #1

    Hey, how is everyone doing?

    Hi, I'm David, and I am a practicing Baptist in Springfield, Missouri. I enjoy hunting, fishing, and driving ATV's in my spare time. I hunt mostly deer, with my 30-30 ironsights, but I also enjoy turkey hunting and bear.
    I hate dealing with people who aren't my own kind, especially them homos. I think women belong in the home raising and improving the family, and my wife Marcy stays home everyday. I don't care much for politicians, they are all crooks, but if I had my way our president for sure wouldn't be some Muslim Jigga-boo who lies between his teeth every chance he gets.
    I just wanted to join this site to help spread the message of our Lord and Saviour.
  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #2
    Re: Hey, how is everyone doing?

    Originally posted by DavidS View Post
    I don't care much for politicians, they are all crooks, but if I had my way our president for sure wouldn't be some Muslim Jigga-boo who lies between his teeth every chance he gets.
    Are you a racist? We don't abide racists here. If not, then welcome! What is your favorite Bible verse? What type of pie doe syour wife make best? What is the biggest thing you have killed?
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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    • Nobar King
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      • Sep 2007
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      #3
      Re: Hey, how is everyone doing?

      How old are you, David? Did you go to High School or were you home schooled?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • DavidS
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        #4
        Re: Hey, how is everyone doing?

        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
        Are you a racist? We don't abide racists here. If not, then welcome! What is your favorite Bible verse? What type of pie doe syour wife make best? What is the biggest thing you have killed?
        No I am not a racist, I just call them how I see them. My favorite part of the KJV Bible would have to be all of the book of Genesis, because it is when God gave man life, and created this beautiful world.
        My favorite type of pie would have to be apple, but unfortunately my wife's isn't as good as my mother's, so the best type of pie that my wife makes would be peach. The biggest animal I have ever had the privilege to take down was a 600 lb black bear on my parent's farm.

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        • DavidS
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          #5
          Re: Hey, how is everyone doing?

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          How old are you, David? Did you go to High School or were you home schooled?
          I am 29, and yes I went to a High School, but I wish I had the opportunity to be home schooled, there are too many different people in public schools.

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          • Gabriel Reproba
            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2479

            #6
            Re: Hey, how is everyone doing?

            Originally posted by DavidS View Post
            My favorite type of pie would have to be apple, but unfortunately my wife's isn't as good as my mother's, so the best type of pie that my wife makes would be peach.
            I am glad to hear that you have tried your mother's pie and your wife's pie and prefer your mother's pie. Just don't let your wife know that you prefer someone else's pie! You will never hear the end of it!

            What sins do you have to atone for?
            Yours In Christ,

            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

            Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
            Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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            • DavidS
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              #7
              Re: Hey, how is everyone doing?

              Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
              I am glad to hear that you have tried your mother's pie and your wife's pie and prefer your mother's pie. Just don't let your wife know that you prefer someone else's pie! You will never hear the end of it!

              What sins do you have to atone for?
              Haha, believe me, Marcy doesn't know which pie I like better!
              As for sins, the only sins that come to mind was that I was an alcoholic between the ages of 20 and 22 after my brother William died in a car crash on Interstate 44 on the way to a Cardinals game. I still kept my faith, but instead of dealing with his death through the Lord, I used alcohol. Other than that, I guess I would have to say that I sometimes find myself feeling guilty for treating my wife badly if I come home from work and my dinner isn't ready.

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              • Gabriel Reproba
                Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2479

                #8
                Re: Hey, how is everyone doing?

                Originally posted by DavidS View Post
                I still kept my faith, but instead of dealing with his death through the Lord, I used alcohol.
                I can see you need a lot of help. You can't even create sentences that make any sense. How does turning to VICE instead of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Chirst mean that you "still kept [your] faith?"
                Yours In Christ,

                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                • Hank
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                  • Oct 2009
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                  #9
                  Re: Hey, how is everyone doing?

                  Originally posted by DavidS View Post
                  Hi, I'm David, and I am a practicing Baptist in Springfield, Missouri. I enjoy hunting, fishing, and driving ATV's in my spare time. I hunt mostly deer, with my 30-30 ironsights, but I also enjoy turkey hunting and bear.
                  I hate dealing with people who aren't my own kind, especially them homos. I think women belong in the home raising and improving the family, and my wife Marcy stays home everyday. I don't care much for politicians, they are all crooks, but if I had my way our president for sure wouldn't be some Muslim Jigga-boo who lies between his teeth every chance he gets.
                  I just wanted to join this site to help spread the message of our Lord and Saviour.
                  Welcome frend, I reckon we're gonna get along fine.

                  What kinda slugs do you like to use? How many grains do you prefer? Ever shot a .50? When you shoot at an animal do you prefer to aim for the heart or the head? How many trophy bucks have you killed?
                  Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                  GOD HATES FAGS
                  Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                  DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                  WHITE AND PROUD

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                  • Once was lost
                    ...but now is found.
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                    • Feb 2009
                    • 490

                    #10
                    Re: Hey, how is everyone doing?

                    Originally posted by DavidS View Post
                    I guess I would have to say that I sometimes find myself feeling guilty for treating my wife badly if I come home from work and my dinner isn't ready.
                    I don't really think there is a need to feel guilty in a case such as that. Relax,don't blame yourself just yet. However you must insist that she know her place in life and train her to do so.

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                    • DavidS
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                      • Dec 2009
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                      #11
                      Re: Hey, how is everyone doing?

                      Originally posted by Hank View Post
                      Welcome frend, I reckon we're gonna get along fine.

                      What kinda slugs do you like to use? How many grains do you prefer? Ever shot a .50? When you shoot at an animal do you prefer to aim for the heart or the head? How many trophy bucks have you killed?
                      I generally use 150 grain Speer Jacketed Flat Point rounds in my 30-30, which is my favorite gun because of it's low recoil. No, I never have had the opportunity to fire a .50, but I would love to. I always aim for the heart when shooting at an animal so that if it is a keeper the trophy isn't ruined, and unfortunately I have never shot a monster buck, but I do have 2 bucks that I have mounted on my walls. One is an 8-point that weighed 215 lbs dressed, and the other is a 10-point that weighed 235 lbs.

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                      • DavidS
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                        #12
                        Re: Hey, how is everyone doing?

                        Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
                        I don't really think there is a need to feel guilty in a case such as that. Relax,don't blame yourself just yet. However you must insist that she know her place in life and train her to do so.
                        Okay, I wasn't sure what to do at first, but now I will let her know her place. Thanks for the help.

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                        • Hank
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                          • Oct 2009
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                          #13
                          Re: Hey, how is everyone doing?

                          Originally posted by DavidS View Post
                          I generally use 150 grain Speer Jacketed Flat Point rounds in my 30-30, which is my favorite gun because of it's low recoil. No, I never have had the opportunity to fire a .50, but I would love to. I always aim for the heart when shooting at an animal so that if it is a keeper the trophy isn't ruined, and unfortunately I have never shot a monster buck, but I do have 2 bucks that I have mounted on my walls. One is an 8-point that weighed 215 lbs dressed, and the other is a 10-point that weighed 235 lbs.
                          yea you gotta shoot a 50 cant say they are low recoil but a helluva gun... its winning us the war in eye-raq
                          Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                          GOD HATES FAGS
                          Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                          DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                          WHITE AND PROUD

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                          • DavidS
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                            #14
                            Re: Hey, how is everyone doing?

                            Originally posted by Hank View Post
                            yea you gotta shoot a 50 cant say they are low recoil but a helluva gun... its winning us the war in eye-raq
                            Well, I will for sure have to get my hands on one for a day and take it out to the range

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                            • Hank
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                              #15
                              Re: Hey, how is everyone doing?

                              Originally posted by DavidS View Post
                              Well, I will for sure have to get my hands on one for a day and take it out to the range
                              There may be some shops who still sell them under the counter but you have to come to Iowah
                              Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                              GOD HATES FAGS
                              Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                              DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                              WHITE AND PROUD

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