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anyone who has read my response regarding Stephen Hawking, that was for satirical purposes only.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs. -
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Stephen who?
Oh, wait, do you mean the mute in the wheelchair?The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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You claim to be a soviet...
But you have an anarchy symbol as an avatar?
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Feel free to take your Godmockery elsewhere, Boris.Originally posted by Crazy Soviet View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Is this what passes for an introduction in Russia?Originally posted by Crazy Soviet View PostComment
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Is that a pagan symbol on your profile?
HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEME THIS HOLY BOARD!
Like a drop of black ink into a glass of pure water my eyes have poluted my soul this evening. I came here for the fellowship of my newfound fellow bretheren, and the guidance and tranquility that they bring to my soul.
Not to be further polluted by such demonic artwork. If I wanted to see such things I'd.... go right out and purchase one of those televisions!
Now, like running pure water back into the tainted glass of water to dilute it back to it's pure and natural form I must go read passages from my Bible until the vision of such a demonsign fades.
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Originally posted by Noah Dint View Post
Welcome, Noah, pleased to meet a new member who isn't an unsaved heathen. Allow me to extend my hand in friendship.
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Brother Enoch,Originally posted by Brother Enoch View PostAllow me to extend my hand in friendship.
I must confess that your wisdom and "tell it like it truly is - and don't beat around the bush about it" attitude have already had a major impact both on me and my family. I am grateful to accept your hand in mine with a firm - and Godly handshake of friendship.
You are an inspiration brother. Pure inspiration....
Bless you,
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