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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22374

    #46
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by SausageBoy View Post
    I don't hate jesus; I just don't believe in him.
    Would you like it if someone was standing right in front of you and would ignore you completely? Would you like it if someone was standing right in front of you and claimed you didn't exist, right into your face? I didn't think so. Stop hating Jesus, you will end up in hell for that .
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #47
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by SausageBoy View Post
      I don't hate jesus; I just don't believe in him.
      If ( and we both know this would be a mighty big 'If') you do not believe in Him, how can you not hate Him.
      You stated long ago you do not Love Jesus. You have to be one or the other son, you cannot have it both ways. Either you love Jesus and Hate Satan (good choice) or you Love Satan and Hate Jesus (very, very bad choice)?

      Which will it be boy, I need to know right now!
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • SayvedByTheLord
        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
        True Christian™
        • May 2007
        • 3151

        #48
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by SausageBoy View Post
        I don't hate Jesus; I just don't believe in him.
        Son, we are patient loving True Christians™ here (for the most part).

        Your username is offensive to Jesus, He wants to try and save your homer soul but you must enroll in the Landover program that will help you.


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • SausageBoy
          Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
          • Feb 2010
          • 32

          #49
          Re: Hello

          I am a GIRL. I don't know what a "homer" is, but I'm sure I'm not one. So, there's no such thing as neutrality? I don't believe in god or satan. Also, the website changed my username to "SausageBoy". I didn't pick it out so it's not my fault if it offends you. I didn't mean to offend anyone with my original username either.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22374

            #50
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by SausageBoy View Post
            So, there's no such thing as neutrality?
            No. You either go to hell or to Heaven. The choice is yours...

            Hint, you are going to hell unless you start praying to Jesus!
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #51
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by SausageBoy View Post
              I am a GIRL. I don't know what a "homer" is, but I'm sure I'm not one. So, there's no such thing as neutrality? I don't believe in god or satan. Also, the website changed my username to "SausageBoy". I didn't pick it out so it's not my fault if it offends you. I didn't mean to offend anyone with my original username either.
              I see you have the ability to use the shift key when you want to, try and use it when you type God. How come you call yourself SasuageBoy if you are a female? Are you some what confused on your sex?

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              • SausageBoy
                Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
                • Feb 2010
                • 32

                #52
                Re: Hello

                I don't call myself "SausageBoy". MY USERNAME WAS CHANGED!!! It was originally Sanguisuga, but the WEBSITE changed it, not me. I know I am a girl.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22374

                  #53
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by SausageBoy View Post
                  the WEBSITE changed it
                  Don't you see how silly that sounds?

                  I know I am a girl
                  Well I suppose that is a start. Now on to the next step. Reading. Reading that nice KJV1611 Holy Bible.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #54
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by SausageBoy View Post
                    I am a GIRL. I don't know what a "homer" is, but I'm sure I'm not one. So, there's no such thing as neutrality? I don't believe in god or satan. Also, the website changed my username to "SausageBoy". I didn't pick it out so it's not my fault if it offends you. I didn't mean to offend anyone with my original username either.
                    No one can change a users screen name. Do not try to play us for fools. Maybe you can trick your alcoholic mother but not us. Are you a HeShe?
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #55
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by SausageBoy View Post
                      I don't call myself "SausageBoy". MY USERNAME WAS CHANGED!!! It was originally Sanguisuga, but the WEBSITE changed it, not me. I know I am a girl.
                      Are you one of these queers who claim that God messed them up and trapped a girl insde a boy's body? Because we're hip to that slip. God hates perverts, so just cut it out, boy.

                      Rom.1:26-27
                      For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • John Scopes
                        Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 666

                        #56
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by SausageBoy View Post
                        I don't call myself "SausageBoy". MY USERNAME WAS CHANGED!!! It was originally Sanguisuga, but the WEBSITE changed it, not me. I know I am a girl.
                        Oh my are you one of those transsexuals ? How wonderful, would you be willing to submit to a DNA test ?
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                        “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #57
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by SausageBoy View Post
                          I don't call myself "SausageBoy". MY USERNAME WAS CHANGED!!! It was originally Sanguisuga, but the WEBSITE changed it, not me. I know I am a girl.
                          Tell me SausageBoy, how long have you wished to be a girl? Do you wear girly clothes? Do you dress up in your grandmother's things? You know, Landover has a terrific program for abominations like you.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #58
                            Re: Hello

                            Brothers I think this a case for Project Habakkuk. Very interesting to say the least.

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                            • SausageBoy
                              Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 32

                              #59
                              Re: Hello

                              I'M NOT A BOY GOD DAMMIT!!! I WAS BORN A GIRL!!! NOW I'M A BOY AGAIN!!!

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29453

                                #60
                                Re: Hello

                                Originally posted by SausageBoy View Post
                                I'M NOT A BOY GOD DAMMIT!!! I WAS BORN A GIRL!!! NOW I'M A BOY AGAIN!!!
                                You were born a girl but you changed sides? You are not making any sense. You perverts are so weird!
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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