[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

I'm not being mindless... If anything I'm being mindful.

And I am speaking "American". It's called Romanized Japanese! Instead of writing in the kanji (which I can't do without a translator) Or hiragana/katagana (still can't do w/o a translator) I write the spelling of the words in English. Or American as you call it here. It's called Romanji.
Sorry Sister Thump-a-dump, there's a loophole.
-Hikari

Wrong again hop-sing. American is a specific language, and also God's favorite.

Romaji (not romanji) is just a chink version of English. It was developed by Godless mary worshiping dago missionaries a few hundred years ago in a half-hearted attempt at getting you slants to understand some form of White man's language. All you chinks do is make tenth-rate copies of everything American. Jesus is not impressed.

And the only thing with a hole in it around here is your head. Try insulting my girlfriend again and you'll get knocked for a loop.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Hello

Wrong again hop-sing. American is a specific language, and also God's favorite.

Romaji (not romanji) is just a chink version of English. It was developed by Godless mary worshiping dago missionaries a few hundred years ago in a half-hearted attempt at getting you slants to understand some form of White man's language. All you chinks do is make tenth-rate copies of everything American. Jesus is not impressed.

And the only thing with a hole in it around here is your head. Try insulting my girlfriend again and you'll get knocked for a loop.

O.o She's your girlfriend? Nice Catch Zekey-chan! And for the last time I'm not Chinese. And the misspellings.. I'm tired. I just got home from school. My head hurts. I haven't had my Red Bull. Give me an inch of slack please. And hey! It's still English! So bleh! *sticks out tongue*

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello

O.o She's your girlfriend? Nice Catch Zekey-chan! And for the last time I'm not Chinese. And the misspellings.. I'm tired. I just got home from school. My head hurts. I haven't had my Red Bull.

Friend, when Jesus is in your life, you need no artificial stimulants to think clearly. HE is like the best line of crank you've ever snorted, but infinitely Holy, and without causing much in the way of long-term brain damage. Why, with JESUS lighting up my life, I am this full of the Holy Spirit from when I leap out of bed in the morning to when I stagger back to my room at 3 a.m. after a hard night spent throwing carefully wrapped KJV Bibles through the windows of houses in the Polack part of town. Doesn't that sound like a GLORIOUS way to live?

PRAISE!,
Temperance

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hello

...without causing much in the way of long-term brain damage.

Couldn't prove that by observing TC's

a hard night spent throwing carefully wrapped KJV Bibles through the windows of houses in the Polack part of town. Doesn't that sound like a GLORIOUS way to live?

PRAISE!,
Temperance

Vandalism for Jesus? I thought that TC's claim that they obey secular law because Jesus commands them to. Vandalism is a violation of secular law. You make baby Jesus cry.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

Vandalism for Jesus? I thought that TC's claim that they obey secular law because Jesus commands them to. Vandalism is a violation of secular law. You make baby Jesus cry.

Exactly where in the holy Bible does God forbid us from distributing free Bibles to unsaved heathens?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hello

Exactly where in the holy Bible does God forbid us from distributing free Bibles to unsaved heathens?

The Bible commands Christians to obey secular law. Throwing objects through other people's windows is trespassing and vandalism, both of which are violations of secular law.
If you want to give away Bibles, then you need to offer them politely.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello

The Bible commands Christians to obey secular law. Throwing objects through other people's windows is trespassing and vandalism, both of which are violations of secular law.
If you want to give away Bibles, then you need to offer them politely.

Yes again you miss the real message from Jesus here you harlot; What is Brother Temperance doing? Giving away Bibles. What is Brother Temperance? An ex-Jew who has been SAVED™ by Christ. The fact that Brother Temperance is willing to give Bibles away without trying to charge money for it is what is the Marvel of The Lord® here she-fornicator.

Now wake up and smell the Holy Ghost Enema you foolish woman!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Yes again you miss the real message from Jesus here you harlot; What is Brother Temperance doing? Giving away Bibles. What is Brother Temperance? An ex-Jew who has been SAVED™ by Christ. The fact that Brother Temperance is willing to give Bibles away without trying to charge money for it is what is the Marvel of The Lord® here she-fornicator.

Now wake up and smell the Holy Ghost Enema you foolish woman!

He's also damaging other people's property.

Holy Ghost enema - is that a fancy term for bullsh*t?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello

He's also damaging other people's property.

Yet again it goes over your head; did Brother Temperance do it to so he could sell these people new windows like his someone of his heritage should? No! What more proof of the Power of Christ® in action do you need? Good God, do we have to set Brother Temperance in a room with a Catholic School girl to make it clear to you what kind of miraculous change he has under gone ????

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Yet again it goes over your head; did Brother Temperance do it to so he could sell these people new windows like his someone of his heritage should? No! What more proof of the Power of Christ® in action do you need? Good God, do we have to set Brother Temperance in a room with a Catholic School girl to make it clear to you what kind of miraculous change he has under gone ????

Vandalism is a crime, a fact which seems to keep going over YOUR head.