England Is Satan's Playground

[JasmineCar]

Brothers & Sisters in America. I am well aware that Pastor Fred Phelps constantly warms his flock of the impending damnation that is upon your country because you have forsaken God.

We need Missionaries from Landover here in England & we need you guys to come quick.

You stood by us in WW2, you gave us lend-lease, nylons, chewing gum & (sadly 'the devils music') but you helped us then and we need your help again.

This Country is in the grip of what could best be described as a demon led blindness.
Our young folk listen for backwards messages from Satan on their i-pods, they are taught 'Evolution' in Schools & the whole country (to quote Pastor Phelps)
'is going to Hell in a hand-basket.'

Pray for us Brothers & Sisters in the US & raise up a mighty Army to invade this heathen land that was once called 'the United Kingdom' and is now 'the kingdom of Satan.'

(Please don't bring that anti-Christ guy you have in the Whitehouse at the moment...We sure HATE liberals here too!)

[James Hutchins]

Re: England Is Satan's Playground

Are you from the tiniest state? Do you drink Dells?

[JasmineCar]

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Are you from the tiniest state? Do you drink Dells?

No, I don't drink and I'm from England, which is near Europe. We're good as an Air Craft Carrier for you folks in the US & you're welcome to set down here anytime.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I’ll be honest; we have three Missionaries in the Unsaved Kingdom, one in the southwest, one in the north and one in the London area. A week does not pass but that one of them writes some pleading letter to return to God’s Favorite Country. Hey, but they were all over 21 when they signed up and should have known what they were doing. (There was a missionary in Scotlandshire but he went native, wore a skirt, ate fried candy and was drunk most the time.)

We are more than aware of the horrors that exist on little old England. Despite the atheism, socialism, and lack of dentistry, God has ordained that after the US has become a theocracy, England will become the 51st State and provide a springboard to Europistan and regime change.

[JasmineCar]

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I’ll be honest; we have three Missionaries in the Unsaved Kingdom, one in the southwest, one in the north and one in the London area. A week does not pass but that one of them writes some pleading letter to return to God’s Favorite Country. Hey, but they were all over 21 when they signed up and should have known what they were doing. (There was a missionary in Scotlandshire but he went native, wore a skirt, ate fried candy and was drunk most the time.)

We are more than aware of the horrors that exist on little old England. Despite the atheism, socialism, and lack of dentistry, God has ordained that after the US has become a theocracy, England will become the 51st State and provide a springboard to Europistan and regime change.

The Lord has revealed himself to you in mighty wisdom. I was wondering about the Scriptural authority for 'white sheets and burning crosses on the lawn?'
We have a political party in that vipers nest they call Parliament & they are led by the God fearing Mr Nick Griffin. Maybe there is hope for our land yet. Mr Griffin is small, muscular & often surrounded by close shaven bodyguards. Some pinko liberals call this godly man a Fascist but I think we can broker a deal with him...It's been done before in Germany!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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To be brutally frank Mr Quahog, I thank you for your information but God is not interested in your piss-ant parliament, your queen or any expenses claiming, fat and overpaid Christ Mockers who sit in Big Ben.

When the US comes in Godly Glory, He alone will decide who will speak for Him.

You say "we" can broker a deal... There's no "we" - you're not American and thus unlikely to be photogenic and Godly.

[klaangen]

Re: England Is Satan's Playground

To be brutally frank Mr Quahog, I thank you for your information but God is not interested in your piss-ant parliament, your queen or any expenses claiming, fat and overpaid Christ Mockers who sit in Big Ben.

When the US comes in Godly Glory, He alone will decide who will speak for Him.

You say "we" can broker a deal... There's no "we" - you're not American and thus unlikely to be photogenic and Godly.

You Pwnd his ass!

[James Hutchins]

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No, I don't drink and I'm from England, which is near Europe. We're good as an Air Craft Carrier for you folks in the US & you're welcome to set down here anytime.

If you are from England, where do you live now. I am from New Jersey but live in Virginia now.
If it is like an aircraft carrier, do you ever get sea sick? Boats do that to me.

[James Dewitt]

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Here we go again,England calling to bail their sorry behinds out one more time. We took care of them in 1776 and now all they ever want is help. Why can't they stand on their own two feet? May be its time for the Christians in England ( IF there are any) to take back their own country, We did. What's next the girlie men in France, Oh please come and help us, we have been taken over by mooslims!

[JasmineCar]

Re: England Is Satan's Playground

Here we go again,England calling to bail their sorry behinds out one more time. We took care of them in 1776 and now all they ever want is help. Why can't they stand on their own two feet? May be its time for the Christians in England ( IF there are any) to take back their own country, We did. What's next the girlie men in France, Oh please come and help us, we have been taken over by mooslims!

Gentlemen, gentlemen...Please don't let's bicker, we're have divine scores to settle.
Remember WW2? Churchill, Bulldog spirit & all that? Now he wouldn't have made the top three in what you people quaintly call a 'beauty-contest' but he was a 'hard arsed Christian' & sure knew how to butter you people up the right way!

So, you want to run the show? That's fine by us christians here in the United Kingdom.
We're offering you folks your own power base. Agreed, our Parliament couldn't organise a prayer in a prayer meeting but, as the good brother Bathfire states, our humble island is but a stepping stone to Europe.

Take Iraq, did our pathetic Mr Tony Blair question your wisdom in respect of this war against the infidel hoards? Did he as much as say even 'maybe' to the great George Dub-yah...Well of course not & we offer you loyal, Evangelical, fire-brands the same deal!

We've got empty Churches, the BBC at your beck and call & all the christian rock music you can handle...

(Oh, and please don't liken us to the French. Any true English Christian is born with a true loathing of these snail swallowing reprobates. Plans are already under way to drown them in the channel tunnel.)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Gentlemen, gentlemen...Please don't let's bicker, we're have divine scores to settle.
Remember WW2? Churchill, Bulldog spirit & all that?

I remember Churchill, he was the drunk, fat guy with the cigar at Yalta who sat out in the cold whilst the 2 communists, Roosevelt and Stalin discussed wheelchairs and moustaches and divided up Europistan.

he was a 'hard arsed Christian'

Churchill was an Anglican’t – It’s hard to think of a more flaccid religion… Wait, Unitarianism, that’s weaker than wet bathroom tissue.

So, you want to run the show? That's fine by us christians here in the United Kingdom.

What? Both of you?

We're offering you folks your own power base.

God is our Powerbase. Just lie back and feel His Glory!

Take Iraq,

We did.

did our pathetic Mr Tony Blair question your wisdom in respect of this war against the infidel hoards?

I remember him – a funny guy with big ears, recently wanted to be King of Europistan but was beaten by some dutchman and a nigress. Oh well, even if he is a loser, Dubya liked him so he must be OK.

Did he as much as say even 'maybe' to the great George Dub-yah...Well of course not & we offer you loyal, Evangelical, fire-brands the same deal!

Not much of an offer when we have both of them if we want them anyway. Son, it strikes me you’ve got 5-high in a Holy Game of Poker and you don't bluff too well.

We've got empty Churches,

I know

the BBC at your beck and call

Filled with liberals, communists and fags

& all the christian rock music you can handle...

Landover does not do Christian Rock – it is all of Satan.

Anyhoo, I'm hearing a lot about using American lives and money, and not much about God.