Apple Jesus Spews Hate

[AppleJessus]

I have never seen a forum so filled with hate and inhumanity.

You make me feel ashamed to be a christian.
Do you think Jesus Christ would spoken those word you write.

This is a satans place in disquise and you moderators and some other of you is satans helpers.
Doin your best to spread hate and inhumanity among mankind.

God have mercy with you tortured souls and i know he will forgive you if you promise to live in the spirit of Jesus Christ

@Talitha

"Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister"
Is this some kind of joke?
I don't se anything funny in it.
It is about time for you to start live after your own words så the mighty Lord can forgive you when the day come.
The behavior i have seen in this thread give you only a ticket strait to hell.
It reveal the true "you"
On the judgement day Jesus Christ will sit on the Mighty Lords right side and you shall not think for a moment you can fool those two. They will se the real you and send you to hell if you not seek salvation.

I see many of you put a TM after True Christian
Every true christan have the right to call them self true christian.
I take it that you have buy the words to use despite the lack of religion you have and therfore you have to use the trademark TM after.

No real christian would drag the words true christian into mammons filth and put a TM after them.

This must be an outpost of hell and satans creature is populating this place disquised as god-fearing people.

I shall spread the word about this forum to other forums in the world with real god-fearing people and we shall pray for your salvation.
John 3:16
There is hope for you if you want.
I know there is. Jesus died for it

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Apple Jesus Spews Hate

Dear Godmocking Heathen;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and french kissing sheep to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Nobar King]

Re: Apple Jesus Spews Hate

You make me feel ashamed to be a christian.

The shame you feel is your own. That's something you're going to have to deal with in order to come to grips with your spirituality.

[AppleJessus]

Re: Apple Jesus Spews Hate

Your behavior shows that i am right.

I told you that we are praying for your salvation and the only thing i get is hate.
But i turn the other cheek an are still going to pray for your salvation.

Even satan read the bible and you are so filled with hate and inhumanity and is not living in the spirit of Jesus Christ.
You "follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER" as satan reads the bible.

But your so called christian forum is spread all over the internet world wide as an example of satans creature pretending to be christians.

But we will pray for you.
We will.
Someone have light a candle for you in Rome and we realy hope that you too will meet Jesus some day.

God bless you

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Apple Jesus Spews Hate

You "follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER" as satan reads the bible.

How is that even possible? The Bible is God's inerrant Word to man. How could someone possibly construe that as, somehow, satanic?

I STRONGLY disagree with much of Landover's doctrine, yet I am tolerated.

God bless you

May the Lord bless and keep you, friend;
Sam

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Apple Jesus Spews Hate

I'M A FLUFFY BUNNY SALAD BAR CHRISTIAN. GOD IS A KINDLY OLD MAN AND JESUS IS LIBERAL SOCIAL WORKER WHO LOVES EVERYBODY. ALL YOU LANDOVER PEOPLE ARE BIG MEANIES!!!!

LET'S BE NEW BEST FRIENDS!!!:CLOUD9:

Seriously, how many books of the Bible do you guys follow, like six maybe? The Gospels and what else? Please, all this God is Love and Jesus Loves the Little Children crap you two spew is ridiculous! It's called The Bible, not Eat, Pray, Love (THAT was a steaming pile of feces, let me tell you!)

The Bible is the Word of God. It is a rule book on how to be a True Christian™. You have to follow ALL of the rules, not just some of them!

I suppose if you were playing basketball, you'd just run down the court without dribbling because you think that rule is old and outdated, right? Or if you were playing hockey, you'd pass it across the blue line because it's easier that way I bet. Please!

The Bible is long, difficult to understand book for a reason, and that reason is God WANTS it that way! You can't pick and choose the parts you want to follow, unless your goal is to be sent to HELL!!!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Apple Jesus Spews Hate

Your behavior shows that i am right.

I told you that we are praying for your salvation and the only thing i get is hate.
But i turn the other cheek an are still going to pray for your salvation.

Even satan read the bible and you are so filled with hate and inhumanity and is not living in the spirit of Jesus Christ.
You "follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER" as satan reads the bible.

But your so called christian forum is spread all over the internet world wide as an example of satans creature pretending to be christians.

But we will pray for you.
We will.
Someone have light a candle for you in Rome and we realy hope that you too will meet Jesus some day.

God bless you

Not sure what you think a Christian is, but they do not exist in Rome. You are a tad confused here. In Rome, they have the Mafia and pedophile priests. Is 'light a candle' a euphemism for something?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]You make me feel ashamed to be a christian.

Good! Because this shows you are no Christian. You are one of those who use the Bible (KJV1611) as a child's construction set and pick and choose verses to suit your idea of God's nature.

Doing this allows you to make a little false god in your own image - and that is what you worship.

Do you think Jesus Christ would spoken those word you write.

As we only quote from the Bible, not only do we think that Jesus would have said those words, He actually did!
[Further Satanic garbage deleted to avoid embarrassing the OP]

[MindlessFool]

Re: Apple Jesus Spews Hate

I'M A FLUFFY BUNNY SALAD BAR CHRISTIAN. GOD IS A KINDLY OLD MAN AND JESUS IS LIBERAL SOCIAL WORKER WHO LOVES EVERYBODY. ALL YOU LANDOVER PEOPLE ARE BIG MEANIES!!!!

This is a religious debate, not a 6 year old's school yard fray, please show some restraint. Whilst AppleJesus may have insulted you, he at least did it with respect. Sinking lower proves your true worth. Please keep it civil.

[MindlessFool]

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Not sure what you think a Christian is, but they do not exist in Rome. You are a tad confused here. In Rome, they have the Mafia and pedophile priests. Is 'light a candle' a euphemism for something?

I do believe a majority of priests were convicted of pedophilia outside of Rome. Lighting a candle is usually an act that occurs during a time of mourning or prayer. Please research your statements before posting them and save the time and intelligence of other members of the forum.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I do believe a majority of priests were convicted of pedophilia outside of Rome. Lighting a candle is usually an act that occurs during a time of mourning or prayer. Please research your statements before posting them and save the time and intelligence of other members of the forum.

Research finished:

If you bother to read Brother James' post, he never said there were any convictions - how likely would that be with the dead hands of the past popes on the police and courts? However, as Sodom and Gomorrah were a breeding ground for wickedness, so is Rome and the Vatican.

Lighting candles is a pagan rite to propitiate false gods - carry on, Rome boy, along the broad path to damnation - all your buddies are roasting, why not you?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Apple Jesus Spews Hate

I do believe a majority of priests were convicted of pedophilia outside of Rome. Lighting a candle is usually an act that occurs during a time of mourning or prayer. Please research your statements before posting them and save the time and intelligence of other members of the forum.

Bucko, we are Baptist Christians, not papist catlicks.

You know the saying, 'When in Rome, do as the Romans do" Everyone in Rome is a crooked fudge packer so of course there will be no prosecution for doing what they do best. The horror!

If you feel you are intelligent, then your pal the amoeba is snickering.

[JasmineCar]

Re: Apple Jesus Spews Hate

How is that even possible? The Bible is God's inerrant Word to man. How could someone possibly construe that as, somehow, satanic?

I STRONGLY disagree with much of Landover's doctrine, yet I am tolerated.


May the Lord bless and keep you, friend;
Sam

Hey Sam...You need to watch it there with calling the folks at Landover either liberal or tolerant...Don't mind you going all poetic on us but just remember Oscar Wilde was a fag & they locked him up in Reading Goal...

Just a brotherly warning, as I am concerned for your soul & the UNITY of Landover.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Apple Jesus Spews Hate

Hey Sam...You need to watch it there with calling the folks at Landover either liberal or tolerant...Don't mind you going all poetic on us but just remember Oscar Wilde was a fag & they locked him up in Reading Goal...

Just a brotherly warning, as I am concerned for your soul & the UNITY of Landover.

My fishy friend, we are very tolerant, perhaps the most tolerant people in the world. But you are correct about the former. Nothing gets our goat more than pansy arsed liebrals!