I hate Landover

[educated]

I just wanted to thank you all so much for this website - it is truly HILARIOUS! I cannot decide whether you might be ingeniously witty with your sarcasm or unbelievably idiotic and uneducated! I cannot believe some of the things I read - it makes me sad to know that such stupidity is present in the world today. Just look at this forum - you confuse religion with cults, race, culture and even nationality! Have any of you had any kind of schooling at all? I myself am a proud Hindu and I defy you to look at any of our ancient scriptures and tell me where it is written that we worship demons and (for some reason just like every other religion in the world but yours) satan? I am of course assuming your IQ is high enough to be able to read - though I am sure you would twist the translations from the original sanskrit (an ancient Indian language for those of you - likely all of you - who didn't know) to suit you. Just to set the record straight, HINDUS (not hindaloos - you must have at least gone to elementary school to learn how to spell?) believe in just one supreme being or God. We refer to him as bhramaan but know that others call him by another name (you refer to him as God). You seem to think Hindus are barbarians but fail to notice that India is a melting pot of many religions, and what most people practice is not real hinduism. You spout off verses from the bible, but use random stories from the internet to prove other religions are 'false?'. everyone knows there are fanatics in every religion - just look at some of the morons who post on this website (they are not far behind those few idiots who flew planes into the WTC). I'm sure you will delete or edit this post but don't really care. I just want whoever reads this to know that unlike your bible which according to you condemns all other faiths (I do not believe it does by the way), my scriptures and more importantly the Geeta (the 'bible' for all humanity) have taught me that despite our differences, we are all brothers and sisters under the divine fatherhood of God. the God that resides in me resides in you too, so I will pray that you all one day realise that love and not hatred is what this world needs, and what God wants - it is with love that you will reach God. Even if you cannot reach out to the world - I hope you all do experience love in some way at home, because the hatred you display on these forums is truly sad.

[Nobar King]

Re: False Religions Register

Thanks for adding your false religion to our register. You are truly blessed that Jesus has brought you here today. His power is truly amazing. When did you first become curious about Christianity?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I hate Landover

Dear Godmocking Dothead;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping demons and cows to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Leviticus Lizzy]

Re: I hate Landover

You tell em, Pastor Zeke!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: I hate Landover

You had me at "I myself am a proud Hindu."

Get saved, or you will be burning in Hell with Gandhi!

[James Hutchins]

Re: I hate Landover

You people always want to only fill the slurpee cup up halfway. you are not fooling anyone. We know your agenda, bucko!