X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Matt Bisbee
    Unsaved trash
    • Jan 2010
    • 10

    #1

    I am impressed.

    This is by far, the most absurdly uneducated group of people together in one place I have ever seen. You people should really put down that piece of fiction you call your scripture, and pick up a history book. Preferably non-fiction, as all of you seem to need something to make your meek, meaningless lives seem worth it.
    I was brought to this site by a picture, posted on Digg.com.
    The picture showed a thread from this forum - detailing how a RAPE VICTIM, should marry the assaulter, and be FORCED into having a child from said rape. You're a sick group of individuals.

    You people are all insane. I wish I could attend your church, simply to speak the truth to all of you, in person. God does not exist, soon you will realize this, when your time has passed. Only then will you realize your life was a waste.

    Please, I look forward to your responses.

    -Matthew (A real person, not some fairy tale character like Jesus Christ.)
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22921

    #2
    Re: I am impressed.

    You sound as if you're about 14 and know nothing of God or the world. Someone has tapped your knee and it jerked. Mindless ignorance of The Word of God is no excuse.

    You think that this does not happen: it does and those who do it are carrying out God's Law.

    Realize that you are in a tiny minority of atheists, whilst the rest of the world is either deluded into worshiping false gods or are True Christians(tm).

    We are growing, your faction is diminishing - your defeat is inevitable.

    Look here, even in a Moslem country, they know what is right: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=33929
    sigpic


    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

    Comment

    • Matt Bisbee
      Unsaved trash
      • Jan 2010
      • 10

      #3
      Re: I am impressed.

      My faction? My defeat is inevitable? You speak of such things as if you're in some sort of holy war to defeat the atheists.
      Fact is: You will be the only one defeated, when you pass on to death, a simple death with no afterlife, no redemption, and no hell. You sir, will be the one who will face defeat. Along with defeat, you will realize that your devotion is unfounded and ultimately a waste.

      Comment

      • Matt Bisbee
        Unsaved trash
        • Jan 2010
        • 10

        #4
        Re: I am impressed.

        Now, I am inflicted with an infraction: accusing me of being a troll, and calling your organization a joke. Never did I type these words. I am simply baffled by your ignorance as a group. I didn't think such idiocy still existed in these days. You people amaze me.

        Comment

        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: I am impressed.

          Originally posted by b1s8e3 View Post
          The picture showed a thread from this forum - detailing how a RAPE VICTIM, should marry the assaulter, and be FORCED into having a child from said rape.
          Good, then you've been exposed to a little Bible learning. Does Scripture say the following, yes or no?

          Deut. 22:28-29: If a man find a damsel [that is] a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty [shekels] of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

          More generally, if we're so uneducated, then it will be a simple matter for you to prove, using the Bible, that we're wrong, so have at it.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

          sigpic

          Comment

          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #6
            Re: I am impressed.

            Originally posted by b1s8e3 View Post
            Now, I am inflicted with an infraction: accusing me of being a troll, and calling your organization a joke. Never did I type these words. I am simply baffled by your ignorance as a group. I didn't think such idiocy still existed in these days. You people amaze me.
            All hopped up on the weed is no way to go through life, son.
            You make Jesus sad with that desecration of your body.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

            Comment

            • Matt Bisbee
              Unsaved trash
              • Jan 2010
              • 10

              #7
              Re: I am impressed.

              Yes, anyone is capable of a Google search. Forcing a woman into sexual encounters is not okay. I don't care if the Bible says that you should marry her afterwards. It is simply not acceptable behavior.

              And moreover, the quote you posted, said simply that you should marry the girl whos virginity you take, not that RAPE IS OKAY.

              Comment

              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: I am impressed.

                Originally posted by b1s8e3 View Post
                And moreover, the quote you posted, said simply that you should marry the girl whos virginity you take, not that RAPE IS OKAY.
                Then why didn't God provide a more severe punishment? Are you saying that you know more about justice than God does?
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

                sigpic

                Comment

                • Matt Bisbee
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 10

                  #9
                  Re: I am impressed.

                  Because God simply does not exist. Your bible was written by people looking for a way to enslave the masses into thinking and acting the way they wanted. There is no other explanation necessary. Justice should be about morals, and ethics. Not what a fictional character supposedly said some 3,000 years ago.

                  Comment

                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #10
                    Re: I am impressed.

                    Originally posted by b1s8e3 View Post
                    Not what a real character supposedly said some 3,000 years ago.
                    Ehm, 2010 years ago. Perhaps you didn't notice before, but the current date says something about Baby Jesus.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

                    Comment

                    • Matt Bisbee
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 10

                      #11
                      Re: I am impressed.

                      Regardless, you're not proving to me that God exists, simply trying to knit-pick my syntax. You will not win this, in fact - your defeat is inevitable.

                      Comment

                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #12
                        Re: I am impressed.

                        Originally posted by b1s8e3 View Post
                        Because God simply does not exist.
                        I eagerly await your proof.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

                        sigpic

                        Comment

                        • Matt Bisbee
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 10

                          #13
                          Re: I am impressed.

                          Sir, I believe you forget how logic works. Proving something does not exist is a lot easier than proving that something does exist. Especially when your 'God' is too shy to show himself to us. Proving my point. There is no God, there is no Satan. You prove to me that God exists, give me a handwritten note, signed by God and Notarized by Obama. Thanks

                          Comment

                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #14
                            Re: I am impressed.

                            Originally posted by b1s8e3 View Post
                            Proving something does not exist is a lot easier than proving that something does exist.
                            In that case you should have an easy task. Go ahead.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

                            Comment

                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22921

                              #15
                              Re: I am impressed.

                              Originally posted by b1s8e3 View Post
                              My faction? My defeat is inevitable? You speak of such things as if you're in some sort of holy war to defeat the atheists.
                              I would see it more as victory for the establishment of a Theocracy.
                              Fact is: You will be the only one defeated, when you pass on to death, a simple death with no afterlife, no redemption, and no hell. You sir, will be the one who will face defeat. Along with defeat, you will realize that your devotion is unfounded and ultimately a waste.
                              Fact is, as usual, you are wrong. Should I be correct, we will both know. Should you be right neither of us will. The choice is therefore between God and insufficient data. I, at least, put my faith in The Lord of Hosts.

                              One way or another, come your time, your soul will be lost.
                              sigpic


                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

                              Comment

                              Working...