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  • Arrogant 1
    Unsaved trash
    • Jan 2010
    • 28
    #16
    Re: Well, hello there!

    Come on, you guys! You're surely smarter than that!
    You KNOW that not everyone is smart enough to grasp what is laid out in front of them. That is why we have Stupid people and why we have Smart people. If everyone was the same, how fun would that be?
    Sinner, you will either TURN from your sins to Jesus or you will BURN for your sins. If you reject the Lord Jesus Christ, you will be tormented in the flames forever without a single, solitary hope. The biggest fool in the world chooses hell. No need to argue with me about this. God said hell is real, your argument is with Him and you won't win that one. You have been warned. Repent or perish.

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267
        #17
        Re: Well, hello there!

        Originally posted by Enlightened 1 View Post
        Come on, you guys! You're surely smarter than that!
        You KNOW that not everyone is smart enough to grasp what is laid out in front of them. That is why we have Stupid people and why we have Smart people. If everyone was the same, how fun would that be?

        So are you stating that you are STUPID, how can that be true for a person of your education ?

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          • Arrogant 1
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            • Jan 2010
            • 28
            #18
            Re: Well, hello there!

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            So are you stating that you are STUPID, how can that be true for a person of your education ?
            Great example of how not all people understand context. Your feeble mind went one way while the context went another. I'm sorry you're not on the side of understanding. I should have seen it - my error. I'll be sure to keep things simple for you from here on out.
            Sinner, you will either TURN from your sins to Jesus or you will BURN for your sins. If you reject the Lord Jesus Christ, you will be tormented in the flames forever without a single, solitary hope. The biggest fool in the world chooses hell. No need to argue with me about this. God said hell is real, your argument is with Him and you won't win that one. You have been warned. Repent or perish.

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              • GOD=life
                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2010
                • 3263
                #19
                Re: Well, hello there!

                Originally posted by Enlightened 1 View Post
                I am enlightened - not saved.
                Ask any 14-16 year old girl and she will also tell you that she knows how the world and God's plan works.

                Unless your definition of enlightened means decorating yourself with Christ-Mass lights, you are are not enlightened.

                First you become saved and then you become enlightened. You probably already know deep down that you did not find this forum by accident, but that it's part of God's plan. Now that God has said "A", why don't you say "B"?
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • Arrogant 1
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 28
                    #20
                    Re: Well, hello there!

                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                    Ask any 14-16 year old girl and she will also tell you that she knows how the world and God's plan works.

                    Unless your definition of enlightened means decorating yourself with Christ-Mass lights, you are are not enlightened.

                    First you become saved and then you become enlightened. You probably already know deep down that you did not find this forum by accident, but that it's part of God's plan. Now that God has said "A", why don't you say "B"?
                    I'm here, right? I think I've said "B", already.
                    Since when is "Enlightened" a religious term exclusively?
                    I don't understand Gods plan for me. I'm educated, but not directed. Direct me. Give me a path. I don't think this forum cares as much as I thought it did.
                    Sinner, you will either TURN from your sins to Jesus or you will BURN for your sins. If you reject the Lord Jesus Christ, you will be tormented in the flames forever without a single, solitary hope. The biggest fool in the world chooses hell. No need to argue with me about this. God said hell is real, your argument is with Him and you won't win that one. You have been warned. Repent or perish.

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                      • LittleMissV
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 71
                        #21
                        Re: Well, hello there!

                        You have found this forum. How can you deny the Lord is your shepherd?

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                          • Arrogant 1
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 28
                            #22
                            Re: Well, hello there!

                            Have you been saved?
                            Sinner, you will either TURN from your sins to Jesus or you will BURN for your sins. If you reject the Lord Jesus Christ, you will be tormented in the flames forever without a single, solitary hope. The biggest fool in the world chooses hell. No need to argue with me about this. God said hell is real, your argument is with Him and you won't win that one. You have been warned. Repent or perish.

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                              • GOD=life
                                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                True Christian™
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 3263
                                #23
                                Re: Well, hello there!

                                Ah, but it is not up to us to guide you or give you a path. How do WE know what your specific job is in God's Plan? We are but simple mortals who have already been assigned jobs so to speak.

                                It's not easy, because the Devil has tricked many people into thinking they are Christian when they are not. They will chant that they are saved when they are not.

                                It is no wonder that things are so confusing...
                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22                                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                  • Arrogant 1
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    • Jan 2010
                                    • 28
                                    #24
                                    Re: Well, hello there!

                                    I guess I'm going to have dig up that bible my mom gave to me years ago. It seems I've been misled for some time now.
                                    Sinner, you will either TURN from your sins to Jesus or you will BURN for your sins. If you reject the Lord Jesus Christ, you will be tormented in the flames forever without a single, solitary hope. The biggest fool in the world chooses hell. No need to argue with me about this. God said hell is real, your argument is with Him and you won't win that one. You have been warned. Repent or perish.

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                                      • LittleMissV
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Jan 2010
                                        • 71
                                        #25
                                        Re: Well, hello there!

                                        Make sure it's a KJV!

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                                          • Gabriel Reproba
                                            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                                            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Nov 2009
                                            • 2479
                                            #26
                                            Re: Well, hello there!

                                            Originally posted by marklewis View Post
                                            Do you have a King James V bible?
                                            Get back in your intro thread, Marklewis! That you don't even capitalize "Bible" is a sure sign you are a faker and will be banned within the hour.
                                            Yours In Christ,

                                            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                                            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                                            Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                                            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                                            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                                            Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                                            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                                            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                                            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                                            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                                            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                                            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                                            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                                            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                                            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #27
                                                Re: Well, hello there!

                                                Originally posted by Arrogant 1 View Post
                                                Had I known those same things meant arrogant, I'd have used that name instead. Sorry.
                                                Request granted.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Arrogant 1
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    • Jan 2010
                                                    • 28
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Well, hello there!

                                                    Well, thank you!
                                                    Sinner, you will either TURN from your sins to Jesus or you will BURN for your sins. If you reject the Lord Jesus Christ, you will be tormented in the flames forever without a single, solitary hope. The biggest fool in the world chooses hell. No need to argue with me about this. God said hell is real, your argument is with Him and you won't win that one. You have been warned. Repent or perish.

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