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Gabriel Reproba

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01-10-2010, 03:49 AM

Re: Hi guys!

Originally posted by Loverboy View Post

And when I'm not banned, because I'm a True Christian, where will that leave you?

It will leave me waiting for you to wake up and stop dreaming.

Yours In Christ,

Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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