Hello. Can I be saved?

[Lostsheep]

Hell, all. My name is Jason. Everyday I live my life in terror. My terror comes from my lack of faith and salvation. In my 21 years, I've done enough bad things to cover the sins of 10 of those liberal college "educated" hippies here in Western Massachusetts.

A recent close call made me realize that if I were to die today, I would be spending eternity bathing in fire and brimstone. I assume you all know what I'm referencing there, just typing the word scares me.

The short version is that I hit a parked car and totaled my own vehicle. I was going too fast, but the only good thing is that I was the only one hurt. There was alcohol and other debauchery involved in the evening. I came close to death that night. And I don't want to die a sinner, not any more. I used to laugh about it, say that if God was real, he should strike me down where I stood. It seems like He did. But was kind and has given me a chance to repent.

Please, help me save myself, I don't know where to go from here.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Hello. Can I be saved?

Hell, all. My name is Jason. Everyday I live my life in terror. My terror comes from my lack of faith and salvation. In my 21 years, I've done enough bad things to cover the sins of 10 of those liberal college "educated" hippies here in Western Massachusetts.

A recent close call made me realize that if I were to die today, I would be spending eternity bathing in fire and brimstone. I assume you all know what I'm referencing there, just typing the word scares me.

The short version is that I hit a parked car and totaled my own vehicle. I was going too fast, but the only good thing is that I was the only one hurt. There was alcohol and other debauchery involved in the evening. I came close to death that night. And I don't want to die a sinner, not any more. I used to laugh about it, say that if God was real, he should strike me down where I stood. It seems like He did. But was kind and has given me a chance to repent.

Please, help me save myself, I don't know where to go from here.

I am glad you have come to your senses and decided to abandon that flase religion, atheism. To find out more about whether or not you can be saved, tell us more about yourself...especially the debauchery involved.

[LittleMissV]

Re: Hello. Can I be saved?

There there, you can still find Salvation™. I have a good feeling about you

[Wilhelmina]

Re: Hello. Can I be saved?

You have taken a very brave step and I feel you are well on your way to salvation

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Hello. Can I be saved?

You have taken a very brave step and I feel you are well on your way to salvation

Wilhelmina, you are trolling every thread on this board as if you are a TrueChristian™. We have forwarded your info to the DoF and I assume your ban is forthcoming. Now get back to your introduction thread and explain yourself before you purport to know what God wants other unsaved trash to do!

[Vision Of Love]

Re: Hello. Can I be saved?

I feel anyone can be saved.

Why do you think I am here?

[GOD=life]

Re: Hello. Can I be saved?

You need to do several things. I will suggest some:

1. Get the real Bible: KJV 1611. Any other version is a corruption and will not save you from Hell.

2. Find yourself a True Christian wife. You are already on the late side for marriage, so try to find a wife who is a fair bit younger. The age of consent for marriage in many places is 16, I believe.

3. Start a family with your new wife. Bonus tip: any sexual intercourse should be strictly for the purpose of reproduction (I leave it as an exercise to find Biblical references).

4. Disconnect all ties with your school or any other institutions that will corrupt your mind with so-called rational thoughts. Do not go to school.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello. Can I be saved?

I feel anyone can be saved.

Only thru Christ's Blood.

Why do you think I am here?

To mock God.