My name is Mathew, and i just wanted to take a second to say hello to all of you.
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Now Mathew (you seem to have lost a 't' there) why did Jesus bring you to Landover?sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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That's not really an introduction, now is it.Originally posted by mcwyffe View PostMy name is Mathew, and i just wanted to take a second to say hello to all of you.


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I believe what the Pastor means, Mathew, is that it is customary for a newcomer to tell us about what church they go to, where and how they live, what their favorite Bible verse is, etc...in short, all those things that add up to being a True Christian™ that delights God™.
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It is strange but thats how my parents spelled it. I'm 21 and I am a student. I came here because I am looking for a true church. There are so many other students that claim they are saved but in reality i do not think they are.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostNow Mathew (you seem to have lost a 't' there) why did Jesus bring you to Landover?
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