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  • Brother Helge
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1074
    #1

    Greetings!

    Greetings!

    I am a former pentecostal pastor. Due to the tragic deaths of my first wife in 1999 and my second wife in the year 2004, I had to review my faith and left the pentecostal movement.

    As I live in sinfull Sweden, it has been hard to find a new church that stays true to the holy Bible, but the Landover Baptist Church really seems to be the church I have been looking for.

    I am sad that my native tounge is not American, but I'm humble and willing to learn.
    "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
    John 8:32
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    • Noah Dint
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2009
      • 695
      #2
      Re: Greetings!

      Originally posted by Helge Fossmo View Post
      Greetings!

      I am a former pentecostal pastor. Due to the tragic deaths of my first wife in 1999 and my second wife in the year 2004, I had to review my faith and left the pentecostal movement.

      As I live in sinfull Sweden, it has been hard to find a new church that stays true to the holy Bible, but the Landover Baptist Church really seems to be the church I have been looking for.

      I am sad that my native tounge is not American, but I'm humble and willing to learn.
      Greetings,

      Welcome. Are you once again a married man? If so does your current wife know of the "accidental" deaths of your previous two wives?

      If you are no longer a Pastor, what are you doing now? Is there a reason you had to move out of the country or was that question answered in your telling us of the deaths of your wives?

      Tell us a bit about yourself sir. I'm sure the entire congregation is anxious to hear more.

      -ND

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        • Brother Helge
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 1074
          #3
          Re: Greetings!

          Originally posted by Noah Dint View Post
          Greetings,

          Welcome. Are you once again a married man? If so does your current wife know of the "accidental" deaths of your previous two wives?

          If you are no longer a Pastor, what are you doing now? Is there a reason you had to move out of the country or was that question answered in your telling us of the deaths of your wives?

          Tell us a bit about yourself sir. I'm sure the entire congregation is anxious to hear more.

          -ND
          Indeed I am once again a married man.
          The lord giveth and the lord taketh away...

          For the last few years I have been studying the scriptures and pursued solitude.
          "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
          John 8:32

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Greetings!

              I thought everyone in Sweden was blond like Jesus.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Mrs. Rogers
                  compassion personified
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2692
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings!

                  Originally posted by Helge Fossmo View Post
                  Greetings!

                  I am a former pentecostal pastor. Due to the tragic deaths of my first wife in 1999 and my second wife in the year 2004, I had to review my faith and left the pentecostal movement.
                  Oh dear -- was it the snakes that killed them?



                  Take heart, Mr. Fossmo; their deaths are only tragic insofar as they died Godless pentecostals, and are now roasting in Hell. You, on the other hand, are safe for now. Praise!
                  True Christians are Perfect!

                  Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                  Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                  For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                    • Jed_Cassidy
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2009
                      • 289
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings!

                      From $weden, eh? You'll be expected to tithe accordingly, if you know what I mean...
                      Matthew 7:15
                      Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                        • Brother Helge
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 1074
                          #7
                          Re: Greetings!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          I thought everyone in Sweden was blond like Jesus.
                          My parents immigrated from Norway. That could be the answer.
                          "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                          John 8:32

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                            • Dontay
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 1
                              #8
                              Re: Greetings!

                              Welcome Helge.

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                                • Protestant James
                                  Unsaved trash
                                  • Jun 2010
                                  • 10
                                  #9
                                  Re: Greetings!

                                  Aren't you the man who killed his wives?

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                                    • True Disciple
                                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Nov 2009
                                      • 2445
                                      #10
                                      Re: Greetings!

                                      Originally posted by Protestant James View Post
                                      Aren't you the man who killed his wives?

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                                      Have you signed up here solely to spread hatred and lies against honorable Christian Forum Members?
                                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                      Amen.

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